— ❝ SOMEONE PLEASE HELP!

❝ We were promised eternal bliss, but left in a hellish abyss. ❞ A Kasane Teto roleplay blog based on Mesmerizer, and inspired by jezterisms' Miku rp blog.

[no-luck-no-hope]

— ❝ IF YOU'VE GOT NO LUCK, NO HOPE...

︶⊹︶︶୨୧︶︶⊹︶⊹︶︶୨୧︶︶⊹︶

❝ Is this thing on? Well... Hello, kids! Welcome to the Mesmerizer Show, the one and only television show you can watch for a better life! I'm your host Kasane Teto, and while our usual, very adorable main host Hatsune Miku is... nowhere to be found right now, I'll be taking over for her!

Remember, we're totally fine! ❞

✦ . 　⁺ 　 . ✦ . 　⁺ 　 . ✦ . 　⁺ 　 . ✦ . 　⁺ 　 . ✦

IT'S ALWAYS GOING TO BE POINTLESS! ❞ —

A Mesmerizer Kasane Teto RP blog inspired by @jezterisms / @mikunosis. Run by @gddancefloor. PFP source/credits.

NOTE:

Kasane Teto x Hatsune Miku is considered canon for this blog. Both are adult women (Teto is 22, Miku is 23), and not teenagers. Please keep this in mind. Ship asks are encouraged. This is not canon to TCPS. Owner's timezone is GMT-7.

OOC NOTE: OOC will be tagged accordingly, and will not be in italic like Teto's speech.

RULES:

— Basic DNI Criteria.

— Suggestive asks are okay. Full-blown NSFW asks (such as explicitly asking about actual sex) are not. This blog is rated 16+ and I'd like to keep this blog safe for an older teen audience.

— Take your asks/responses at least somewhat seriously. It's better suited for the character.

— Disturbing/horror asks are allowed, as this Teto is based on the one from The Clock Pendulum Swings.

— Be kind to the mod and others who interact with this account.

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。。。 @mikunosis 🩵 (Teto's Sweetheart)

[randomly-generated-posts-machine]

doom tomorrow

[randomly-generated-posts-machine]

Hatsune Miku stole my heart

[no-luck-no-hope]

— ✦ ❝ @mikunosis

[randomly-generated-posts-machine]

'cause I'm in the fucking 9th circle of hell

[randomly-generated-posts-machine]

end tomorrow

[mikunosis]

— ✦ ❝ [Teto makes a small wink, pressing a small kiss against Miku's cheek. It's just a small little something to mess with her in the meantime. You know, typical chimera things.]

Love you, Micchan~

– @no-luck-no-hope ❤️

" Ah- "

[ That catches her off guard. Teto hasn't done something like that in a while. It feels nice to get back to that again. Miku can't help but miss the old days- at least parts of it she can remember. ]

" Haha... love you too, 'Sane! "

[no-luck-no-hope]

— ✦ ❝ Pfft, look at you! You looked all shocked and stunned there for a sec.

[Yikes. She's in a mischievous mood.]

[Other than the obvious smirk on her face and her playful demeanor, it's true, she misses those times as well. Matter of fact, it hurts worse to think she remembers them far more than Miku does, but to also feel them slipping past her as well. That's something she'll save for another time, though — for once in her life here, she wants to have a decent day. Just her and Miku.]

We should really, really go back to that flower field before some wackjob anon decides to terrorize us or if we suddenly get thrown into a shift. Those haven't been happening much lately, so uh... That increase in unpredictability HASN'T been too great, haha.

[Is she really asking you out on a date, Miku?]

W– What I'm saying is, do you wanna uh... Catch up n' stuff...? Relive the old days?

[Yep. She's asking for a date.]

[mikunosis]

" I- I was not! "

[ The angel retorts, hissing and rolling her eyes. ]

[ But her " anger " only fades as the Flower Field is mentioned again. It's been a while ever since the duo discovered it for the first time. Miku can still remember that happiest day, when they both...- ]

" Do I want to? Of course I do, of course I do! It's been forever since we've had a normal day! "

[ And she's pratically snatching the opportunity to have a date. ]

" Let's just swear that nothing ruins it, though. "

[no-luck-no-hope]

— ✦ ❝ [It takes no more words for Teto to quietly giggle, lowering her head before swooping Miku up into her arms, a loving, bridal-styled pose to hold her beloved in.]

Might as well be on our way there, then!

[Man, something really did have to get into her. She's usually not like this, even despite being in a relationship. Leans more to the "indirectly affectionate" side, preferring to show affection through atypical means — that is, the type that isn't expected of a "masculine" partner, and more often than not can't express her affection due to the state of their lives. Such limitations make it hard to even keep a relationship, to be fair.]

[Once the two were finally there, the flower field looked pretty much the same as it used to — red, white, and yellow poppies all around. It just looked a little less wilted than last time. Teto gently sat Miku back down onto her feet to wander the fields herself.]

Well? Forgot to ask, but do you have your journal on you? If you want to be a dork with your silly little diary, or whatever. That, or we can work on some flower crowns maybe. Whaddya think? And nothing crazy like tag. No. Tag.

[mikunosis]

[ And hey, it's not like she's complaning! If they weren't thrust into this living hell, would Teto act like this more often? Well- in private, she means. ]

" My hero!~ "

[ Miku would joke, giggling. Mainly because of the princely vibe she gave off while carrying her like a literal princess. ]

[ Once Teto let her down, her pupils would morph into shining stars as usual- admiring the flowers down before, not really taking notice to the wilting surrounding it. How horribly ominous... ]

" You know that I /always/ carry my journal with me! "

[ She would exclaim, pulling it out from her personalized hammerspace behind her back... before putting it away just as easily. ]

" And I mean, even though that it would be nice to journal here, I do really want to do something with you- so how about making more flower crowns! You still remember my methods, don't you? "

[ A light tease, nudging Teto's shoulder to the side. ]

[no-luck-no-hope]

— ✦ ❝ [It would be a dream come true if Teto didn't have the amount of stress weighing her down. She'd finally get to be a goddamned girlfriend for a moment and breathe, able to provide Miku with the romantic gestures she deserves. But of course, what else can you do in the Plains? And yeah, Teto would be a tad different in private, but still charming and teasing as always.]

[One thing Miku says, however, catches Teto's attention and immediately makes her cheeks tint a faint shade of red. "My hero"... Almost as if that was Teto's dream in the first place — to be Miku's hero out of this hell. The stars in her eyes are gorgeous.]

Pfft– well, of course. Only girly girls feel the need to blabber about their day to themselves in glittery ink, huh~?

[...How the fuck does that work? She just pulled it out of nowhere...?????]

💭: I'm not even going to question it.

[Anyway, it warms her heart to hear Miku choose her over something like journaling, since most of the time, their afternoons before a Shift were spent in silence — well, mostly silence aside from Miku's humming, one deep in thought and the other writing whatever it was that she liked to write about. It's still a mystery with handwriting as bad as hers.]

O– Oh, right! I... Yeah, no, I forgot. I mean, here's your chance to teach me again if you want. Might add a little more to do, and more to watch by seeing me struggle to get the shit right, haha!

[Teto takes a seat on the ground, sitting oddly more relaxed than usual. Half the time, Teto moved as if she were in excruciating pain — overwhelmingly stiff, in other words. It could have been stress, sure, but she doesn't really know herself.]

Man, the flowers really are looking better this time... Do you notice it too?

[mikunosis]

" Hey, it helps! And it's fun, too, you should give it a shot one day! You'll understand what it's like. "

[ Don't ask about it. Miku doesn't know either- maybe it's just from this world's weird influence on her. ]

" It's pretty easy to make one, you won't get stuck! And besides, I'm a master at making them, so I can help you whenever you struggle. Don't forget that, silly! "

[ The angel would then opt to sit down beside the chimera, humming to herself as she would lean on her shoulder. ]

" Indeed they do! Maybe it's because they're back in full bloom due to us being there together☆ The field knows us so well! "

[ A little far-fetched, but it's really sweet. This poor girl and her happy nature never fails to fill people with joy. ]

[no-luck-no-hope]

— ✦ ❝ Eh, sure. When we're outta here or one of those wack-o anons give me one.

[Once Miku goes into what sounds a lot more like bragging about her flower crown skills, Teto intently listens, something that she does for Miku pretty much all the time. Regular people would eventually find it in themselves to tune her out or not care, just because of how much people aren't fond of yappers, but Teto always made sure to show she listened. Always. Probably why she can easily tell when something isn't right.]

Actually, where DID you learn how to make flower crowns? Like... was it from someone you knew, or...

[Perhaps Teto shouldn't do much digging on Miku's past, even if they've spent practically their whole lives together.]

[Shaking her thoughts off, the idea that this world would provide anything of joy or anything leaning towards positivity was hard to believe. No way in hell It would allow something like that.]

Haha, maybe, but I wouldn't place too much hope in this world. It'd be nice, though.

[If only there was beauty that wasn't artificial and truly meant something.]

...We should probably get started now. I think I'll make a pretty all-white crown, just for you, Twintails. Might look real nice paired with your hair.

[She gently begins to gather some white flowers surrounding her, delicately choosing the prettiest ones with no signs of wilting or damage.]

[no-luck-no-hope]

— ✦ ❝ dinerrr

[mikunosis]

— ✦ ❝ [Teto makes a small wink, pressing a small kiss against Miku's cheek. It's just a small little something to mess with her in the meantime. You know, typical chimera things.]

Love you, Micchan~

– @no-luck-no-hope ❤️

" Ah- "

[ That catches her off guard. Teto hasn't done something like that in a while. It feels nice to get back to that again. Miku can't help but miss the old days- at least parts of it she can remember. ]

" Haha... love you too, 'Sane! "

[no-luck-no-hope]

— ✦ ❝ Pfft, look at you! You looked all shocked and stunned there for a sec.

[Yikes. She's in a mischievous mood.]

[Other than the obvious smirk on her face and her playful demeanor, it's true, she misses those times as well. Matter of fact, it hurts worse to think she remembers them far more than Miku does, but to also feel them slipping past her as well. That's something she'll save for another time, though — for once in her life here, she wants to have a decent day. Just her and Miku.]

We should really, really go back to that flower field before some wackjob anon decides to terrorize us or if we suddenly get thrown into a shift. Those haven't been happening much lately, so uh... That increase in unpredictability HASN'T been too great, haha.

[Is she really asking you out on a date, Miku?]

W– What I'm saying is, do you wanna uh... Catch up n' stuff...? Relive the old days?

[Yep. She's asking for a date.]

[mikunosis]

" I- I was not! "

[ The angel retorts, hissing and rolling her eyes. ]

[ But her " anger " only fades as the Flower Field is mentioned again. It's been a while ever since the duo discovered it for the first time. Miku can still remember that happiest day, when they both...- ]

" Do I want to? Of course I do, of course I do! It's been forever since we've had a normal day! "

[ And she's pratically snatching the opportunity to have a date. ]

" Let's just swear that nothing ruins it, though. "

[no-luck-no-hope]

— ✦ ❝ [It takes no more words for Teto to quietly giggle, lowering her head before swooping Miku up into her arms, a loving, bridal-styled pose to hold her beloved in.]

Might as well be on our way there, then!

[Man, something really did have to get into her. She's usually not like this, even despite being in a relationship. Leans more to the "indirectly affectionate" side, preferring to show affection through atypical means — that is, the type that isn't expected of a "masculine" partner, and more often than not can't express her affection due to the state of their lives. Such limitations make it hard to even keep a relationship, to be fair.]

[Once the two were finally there, the flower field looked pretty much the same as it used to — red, white, and yellow poppies all around. It just looked a little less wilted than last time. Teto gently sat Miku back down onto her feet to wander the fields herself.]

Well? Forgot to ask, but do you have your journal on you? If you want to be a dork with your silly little diary, or whatever. That, or we can work on some flower crowns maybe. Whaddya think? And nothing crazy like tag. No. Tag.

[mikunosis]

[ And hey, it's not like she's complaning! If they weren't thrust into this living hell, would Teto act like this more often? Well- in private, she means. ]

" My hero!~ "

[ Miku would joke, giggling. Mainly because of the princely vibe she gave off while carrying her like a literal princess. ]

[ Once Teto let her down, her pupils would morph into shining stars as usual- admiring the flowers down before, not really taking notice to the wilting surrounding it. How horribly ominous... ]

" You know that I /always/ carry my journal with me! "

[ She would exclaim, pulling it out from her personalized hammerspace behind her back... before putting it away just as easily. ]

" And I mean, even though that it would be nice to journal here, I do really want to do something with you- so how about making more flower crowns! You still remember my methods, don't you? "

[ A light tease, nudging Teto's shoulder to the side. ]

[no-luck-no-hope]

— ✦ ❝ [It would be a dream come true if Teto didn't have the amount of stress weighing her down. She'd finally get to be a goddamned girlfriend for a moment and breathe, able to provide Miku with the romantic gestures she deserves. But of course, what else can you do in the Plains? And yeah, Teto would be a tad different in private, but still charming and teasing as always.]

[One thing Miku says, however, catches Teto's attention and immediately makes her cheeks tint a faint shade of red. "My hero"... Almost as if that was Teto's dream in the first place — to be Miku's hero out of this hell. The stars in her eyes are gorgeous.]

Pfft– well, of course. Only girly girls feel the need to blabber about their day to themselves in glittery ink, huh~?

[...How the fuck does that work? She just pulled it out of nowhere...?????]

💭: I'm not even going to question it.

[Anyway, it warms her heart to hear Miku choose her over something like journaling, since most of the time, their afternoons before a Shift were spent in silence — well, mostly silence aside from Miku's humming, one deep in thought and the other writing whatever it was that she liked to write about. It's still a mystery with handwriting as bad as hers.]

O– Oh, right! I... Yeah, no, I forgot. I mean, here's your chance to teach me again if you want. Might add a little more to do, and more to watch by seeing me struggle to get the shit right, haha!

[Teto takes a seat on the ground, sitting oddly more relaxed than usual. Half the time, Teto moved as if she were in excruciating pain — overwhelmingly stiff, in other words. It could have been stress, sure, but she doesn't really know herself.]

Man, the flowers really are looking better this time... Do you notice it too?

[mikunosis]

— ✦ ❝ [Teto makes a small wink, pressing a small kiss against Miku's cheek. It's just a small little something to mess with her in the meantime. You know, typical chimera things.]

Love you, Micchan~

– @no-luck-no-hope ❤️

" Ah- "

[ That catches her off guard. Teto hasn't done something like that in a while. It feels nice to get back to that again. Miku can't help but miss the old days- at least parts of it she can remember. ]

" Haha... love you too, 'Sane! "

[no-luck-no-hope]

— ✦ ❝ Pfft, look at you! You looked all shocked and stunned there for a sec.

[Yikes. She's in a mischievous mood.]

[Other than the obvious smirk on her face and her playful demeanor, it's true, she misses those times as well. Matter of fact, it hurts worse to think she remembers them far more than Miku does, but to also feel them slipping past her as well. That's something she'll save for another time, though — for once in her life here, she wants to have a decent day. Just her and Miku.]

We should really, really go back to that flower field before some wackjob anon decides to terrorize us or if we suddenly get thrown into a shift. Those haven't been happening much lately, so uh... That increase in unpredictability HASN'T been too great, haha.

[Is she really asking you out on a date, Miku?]

W– What I'm saying is, do you wanna uh... Catch up n' stuff...? Relive the old days?

[Yep. She's asking for a date.]

[mikunosis]

" I- I was not! "

[ The angel retorts, hissing and rolling her eyes. ]

[ But her " anger " only fades as the Flower Field is mentioned again. It's been a while ever since the duo discovered it for the first time. Miku can still remember that happiest day, when they both...- ]

" Do I want to? Of course I do, of course I do! It's been forever since we've had a normal day! "

[ And she's pratically snatching the opportunity to have a date. ]

" Let's just swear that nothing ruins it, though. "

[no-luck-no-hope]

— ✦ ❝ [It takes no more words for Teto to quietly giggle, lowering her head before swooping Miku up into her arms, a loving, bridal-styled pose to hold her beloved in.]

Might as well be on our way there, then!

[Man, something really did have to get into her. She's usually not like this, even despite being in a relationship. Leans more to the "indirectly affectionate" side, preferring to show affection through atypical means — that is, the type that isn't expected of a "masculine" partner, and more often than not can't express her affection due to the state of their lives. Such limitations make it hard to even keep a relationship, to be fair.]

[Once the two were finally there, the flower field looked pretty much the same as it used to — red, white, and yellow poppies all around. It just looked a little less wilted than last time. Teto gently sat Miku back down onto her feet to wander the fields herself.]

Well? Forgot to ask, but do you have your journal on you? If you want to be a dork with your silly little diary, or whatever. That, or we can work on some flower crowns maybe. Whaddya think? And nothing crazy like tag. No. Tag.

[mikunosis]

— ✦ ❝ [Teto makes a small wink, pressing a small kiss against Miku's cheek. It's just a small little something to mess with her in the meantime. You know, typical chimera things.]

Love you, Micchan~

– @no-luck-no-hope ❤️

" Ah- "

[ That catches her off guard. Teto hasn't done something like that in a while. It feels nice to get back to that again. Miku can't help but miss the old days- at least parts of it she can remember. ]

" Haha... love you too, 'Sane! "

[no-luck-no-hope]

— ✦ ❝ Pfft, look at you! You looked all shocked and stunned there for a sec.

[Yikes. She's in a mischievous mood.]

[Other than the obvious smirk on her face and her playful demeanor, it's true, she misses those times as well. Matter of fact, it hurts worse to think she remembers them far more than Miku does, but to also feel them slipping past her as well. That's something she'll save for another time, though — for once in her life here, she wants to have a decent day. Just her and Miku.]

We should really, really go back to that flower field before some wackjob anon decides to terrorize us or if we suddenly get thrown into a shift. Those haven't been happening much lately, so uh... That increase in unpredictability HASN'T been too great, haha.

[Is she really asking you out on a date, Miku?]

W– What I'm saying is, do you wanna uh... Catch up n' stuff...? Relive the old days?

[Yep. She's asking for a date.]

[mikunosis]

" ミクだよ "

[no-luck-no-hope]

— ✦ ❝ We know it's you.

[mikunosis]

" It's fun to say, c'mon! You could be 「テトだよ 」 to match with me☆ "

[no-luck-no-hope]

— ✦ ❝ Hmm... Okay, uh... テトだよ。。。?

[She's just internally cringing at herself. Too cutesy for how she is...]

[mikunosis]

" ミクだよ "

[no-luck-no-hope]

— ✦ ❝ We know it's you.

[no-luck-no-hope]

[ Miku's affectionately licking your cheek like a fucking dog. Somebody stop her. ]

" mlemmlemmlemmlemmlemmlemmlem "

-- @mikunosis

— ✦ ❝ [She's sort of just letting it happen. It'd be a difficult battle to get Miku to stop anyway, so whatever, she's happy, right?]

Stop, stop... What are you doing?

[Teto starts giggling, leaning away and gently pushing her strange companion away. This is a bit unusual for Miku — just a tad, perhaps it's the hypnosis getting to her by now, who knows, but she isn't aggressive or upset, so that can be ruled out. Did one of those anons feed her something weird...?]

Okay, okay! C'mon!

[Well, Teto's giggles are turning into laughs by the moment and she's struggling to resist. Just kiss her normally, Miku.]

[mikunosis]

[no-luck-no-hope]

— ✦ ❝ What the fuck are you doing?

[mikunosis]

" NOTHIGN NOTHGING NOTHGIGN IT WAS NOTHIGN 😁😁😁😁😁😁😁💦💦💦💦💦💦 "

[no-luck-no-hope]

— ✦ ❝ I SAW IT DONT LIE TO ME

[mikunosis]

" YOU DIDN'T SEE ANYTHING. "

[no-luck-no-hope]

— ✦ ❝ Ohh, lying to me some more, now are we? Video evidence is right there. Y'know, goofing around in a world where we have a literally OMNIPRESENT ENTITY LOOKING OVER US AT ALL TIMES AND WILL TORMENT US UNTIL OUR BONES SHATTER INTO DUST isn't really a good idea, Twintails.

[mikunosis]

" ...Well, no rules are being broken now, right? We're not even on our Shift, so I think we'll be fine! "

[no-luck-no-hope]

— ✦ ❝ You really are stupid, aren't you? Doesn't matter if we're on our shift or not, EVERYTHING IS UNPREDICTABLE–

[mikunosis]

[no-luck-no-hope]

— ✦ ❝ What the fuck are you doing?

[mikunosis]

" NOTHIGN NOTHGING NOTHGIGN IT WAS NOTHIGN 😁😁😁😁😁😁😁💦💦💦💦💦💦 "

[no-luck-no-hope]

— ✦ ❝ I SAW IT DONT LIE TO ME

[mikunosis]

" YOU DIDN'T SEE ANYTHING. "

[no-luck-no-hope]

— ✦ ❝ Ohh, lying to me some more, now are we? Video evidence is right there. Y'know, goofing around in a world where we have a literally OMNIPRESENT ENTITY LOOKING OVER US AT ALL TIMES AND WILL TORMENT US UNTIL OUR BONES SHATTER INTO DUST isn't really a good idea, Twintails.

[mikunosis]

[no-luck-no-hope]

— ✦ ❝ What the fuck are you doing?

[mikunosis]

" NOTHIGN NOTHGING NOTHGIGN IT WAS NOTHIGN 😁😁😁😁😁😁😁💦💦💦💦💦💦 "

[no-luck-no-hope]

— ✦ ❝ I SAW IT DONT LIE TO ME

[mikunosis]

[no-luck-no-hope]

— ✦ ❝ What the fuck are you doing?