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[no1-rated-salesman]

[INTRODUCING] POST

[Greetings and salutations!], I'M [No.1 Rated] SPAMTON G. SPAMTON! [Kris, you #$&!@] LET ME KNOW ABOUT THIS [glooby] WEBSITE! THERE'S A FEW [here we go go go, on an adventure the thingimajiger is up and away!] YOU NEED TO KNOW.

RULES;

1: BE [🎶wouldn't it be nice🎶] TO OTHER PEOPLE!

2: NO [✨️𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂✨️]! IT'S ALLOWED AT ALL!

3: IF YOU ARE A [homophobe, transphobe, racist, sexist, TERF] OR BIGOT IN GENERAL, [dropped the piss drawer] OFF.

TAGS;

#spamton reblogs - [groovy, and never glooby] REBLOGGING POSTS

#spamton's email - [ANSWER THE DAMN PHONE!] ASKS!

#spammy posts - [YOU'RE THE ORIGINAL ANOMALY!] POSTS!

[no1-rated-salesman]

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-@theactualtenna4realzies

hEY [MR. ANT TENNA'S TV TIME!]

[no1-rated-salesman]

I am the kromer eater, I have come to consume all of your kromer.

Delicis kromer.

EHEHEHEH no. Mine.

[no1-rated-salesman]

Why is kromer delicis to you? Who eats kromer?

EHEHEHEH [delicis KROMER] is [DELICIS] beCause It's a greaT way to [GETTING LONELY?] [[HYPERLINK BLOCKED]]

[ask-seth]

Help needed!!!(?)

So, apparently, according to Blue and Flowery, my blog isn't "Glamorous" enough, or up to "Style," whatever that means...

S-so, in order to aid in my "Style" calculations, I'm asking YOU guys for advice!! So, um, please send me tips or such on how to make this page more "beautiful," as Blue would say. I've thought about adding art, but I'm not exactly...great at it. And I don't, um, think Aqua's idea of knives is great, either. Maybe I should color the text more...?

[no1-rated-salesman]

[Dark]ner, heyHeyHEY! I Have some [Delicis] ADVICE for yOU! For only [15 KROMER], of [horse of course]!!1!!

[no1-rated-salesman]

IMO Freedom's just a penumbra phantasm for bigshots about the world revolving...

[[BIG SHOT]]

[loafbud]

TOMORROW TOMORROW TOMORROW!!!

[the-prophecy-of-soul]

[KRIS, YOU LITTLE #$%!&@], HOW'S IT [going... going... GONE!]

- @no1-rated-salesman

(A frown forms across their face at the new nickname. They're used to dumb nicknames at this point however. They roll their eyes at the little man who's decided to make his presence.)

[no1-rated-salesman]

[HEY HEY HEY!], I EXPECTED A [butter] REACTION FOR YOUR [old pal spamton]!

[the-prophecy-of-soul]

(Hmm. Butter would go good on moss.)

[no1-rated-salesman]

not even remotely.

[the-prophecy-of-soul]

(Kris hummed in response, unsure of how to respond exactly.)

[no1-rated-salesman]

[At the crossroads, don't turn left] YOU ARE, MY [apologies are for the weak]! YOU DON'T MIND SHARING SOME [delicis kromer] WITH [your good old pal!], DO YOU!?

[the-prophecy-of-soul]

(Kris narrows their eyes at Spamton. Of course.)

[no1-rated-salesman]

PLEASE KRIS, I NEED IT, MY [big shot] IS KINDA HOMELESS

[the-prophecy-of-soul]

[KRIS, YOU LITTLE #$%!&@], HOW'S IT [going... going... GONE!]

- @no1-rated-salesman

(A frown forms across their face at the new nickname. They're used to dumb nicknames at this point however. They roll their eyes at the little man who's decided to make his presence.)

[no1-rated-salesman]

[HEY HEY HEY!], I EXPECTED A [butter] REACTION FOR YOUR [old pal spamton]!

[the-prophecy-of-soul]

(Hmm. Butter would go good on moss.)

[no1-rated-salesman]

not even remotely.

[the-prophecy-of-soul]

(Kris hummed in response, unsure of how to respond exactly.)

[no1-rated-salesman]

[At the crossroads, don't turn left] YOU ARE, MY [apologies are for the weak]! YOU DON'T MIND SHARING SOME [delicis kromer] WITH [your good old pal!], DO YOU!?

[the-violet-tormentor]

[ITS SUZILLA! It's not Suzilla, due to international copyright laws, but we should run like it is Suzilla!] HOW ARE [despite everthing, it's still you.]???

- @no1-rated-salesman

* Oh geez, this guy.

* "Doin pretty normal I suppose-"

[no1-rated-salesman]

EHEHEHEH THAT'S [it's a wonderful day in the neighborhood, a wonderful day for a neighbor!] SUZIE. SAY... YOU WOULDN'T MIND GIVING ME [50 kromer requested]

[the-violet-tormentor]

* "I have no idea what kromer is, but Kris carries all the dark dollars- So I'm gonna guess I can't."

[no1-rated-salesman]

[Can you hear that, God!?] DAMMIT.

[the-violet-tormentor]

[ITS SUZILLA! It's not Suzilla, due to international copyright laws, but we should run like it is Suzilla!] HOW ARE [despite everthing, it's still you.]???

- @no1-rated-salesman

* Oh geez, this guy.

* "Doin pretty normal I suppose-"

[no1-rated-salesman]

EHEHEHEH THAT'S [it's a wonderful day in the neighborhood, a wonderful day for a neighbor!] SUZIE. SAY... YOU WOULDN'T MIND GIVING ME [50 kromer requested]

[the-violet-tormentor]

* "I have no idea what kromer is, but Kris carries all the dark dollars- So I'm gonna guess I can't."

[no1-rated-salesman]

[Can you hear that, God!?] DAMMIT.

[the-violet-tormentor]

[ITS SUZILLA! It's not Suzilla, due to international copyright laws, but we should run like it is Suzilla!] HOW ARE [despite everthing, it's still you.]???

- @no1-rated-salesman

* Oh geez, this guy.

* "Doin pretty normal I suppose-"

[no1-rated-salesman]

EHEHEHEH THAT'S [it's a wonderful day in the neighborhood, a wonderful day for a neighbor!] SUZIE. SAY... YOU WOULDN'T MIND GIVING ME [50 kromer requested]

[the-prophecy-of-soul]

[KRIS, YOU LITTLE #$%!&@], HOW'S IT [going... going... GONE!]

- @no1-rated-salesman

(A frown forms across their face at the new nickname. They're used to dumb nicknames at this point however. They roll their eyes at the little man who's decided to make his presence.)

[no1-rated-salesman]

[HEY HEY HEY!], I EXPECTED A [butter] REACTION FOR YOUR [old pal spamton]!

[the-prophecy-of-soul]

(Hmm. Butter would go good on moss.)

[no1-rated-salesman]

not even remotely.

[the-prophecy-of-soul]

[KRIS, YOU LITTLE #$%!&@], HOW'S IT [going... going... GONE!]

- @no1-rated-salesman

(A frown forms across their face at the new nickname. They're used to dumb nicknames at this point however. They roll their eyes at the little man who's decided to make his presence.)

[no1-rated-salesman]

[HEY HEY HEY!], I EXPECTED A [butter] REACTION FOR YOUR [old pal spamton]!