C01T

Western media is my passion (and cheesy romance novels)

[ba-clyde]

How do you dye your hair? I’ve recently figured out that boiling the water is an unnecessary step….

It has been a while since I have dyed my hair. I would use peroxide to lighten, but for some people who have lighter hair that is unnecessary. There are many colorants people can use. Check room 646 for some options.

[marc-not-not-a-god]

Thank you Bonnieann also maybe don’t go in the kitchen for a little bit…

[ba-clyde]

What did you do?

[marc-not-not-a-god]

I may have lit a pot of water on fire…

[masked-protector]

Marc, how in the hells did you do that?

[marc-not-not-a-god]

I’m gods most specialist and talented little boy?

[no1finalfrontierfan]

Where did you get the idea to even dye your hair? And what made you think you needed to boil water for that? Genuinely

[ba-clyde]

How do you dye your hair? I’ve recently figured out that boiling the water is an unnecessary step….

It has been a while since I have dyed my hair. I would use peroxide to lighten, but for some people who have lighter hair that is unnecessary. There are many colorants people can use. Check room 646 for some options.

[sgtmajkollontaiyuriadvice]

Oh so that’s why Marc set water on fire

[justcallmewindle]

im going to kill him

[sgtmajkollontaiyuriadvice]

Please don’t. I sort of like you, I don’t want to get into a fist fight with you.

[justcallmewindle]

you have too many people haunting you for me to need to deal with you.

if you want to avoid confrontation, avoid letting the little boy on the kitchen. ditto too.

[no1finalfrontierfan]

Now there ain't no need to bring ditto into it. Ditto just goes there for snacking You're pokin' way too many bears with that.

[sgtmajkollontaiyuriadvice]

@masked-protector

So, how's that botched circumcision treating you, buddy? I bet Windle could fix you up real good

(I'm sure Bonnieann would appreciate it...)

[masked-protector]

tormenting me in person isn't enough anymore?

[sgtmajkollontaiyuriadvice]

No, I love you too much not to take every opportunity to bully you

[masked-protector]

Also, weren't these accounts supposed to be official use only?

[sgtmajkollontaiyuriadvice]

What official use?? No me and Marc just wanted to let off some steam and C01T said he had something for us to try

[masked-protector]

Ah.

Of course this was CO1Ts idea.

[no1finalfrontierfan]

Now, what the hell is that supposed to mean?

[masked-protector]

Nothing. It just makes sense that you'd advocate for unfettered Internet access.

[no1finalfrontierfan]

Who am I to block them from the joys and horror of the internet?

[sgtmajkollontaiyuriadvice]

@masked-protector

So, how's that botched circumcision treating you, buddy? I bet Windle could fix you up real good

(I'm sure Bonnieann would appreciate it...)

[masked-protector]

tormenting me in person isn't enough anymore?

[sgtmajkollontaiyuriadvice]

No, I love you too much not to take every opportunity to bully you

[masked-protector]

Also, weren't these accounts supposed to be official use only?

[sgtmajkollontaiyuriadvice]

What official use?? No me and Marc just wanted to let off some steam and C01T said he had something for us to try

[masked-protector]

Ah.

Of course this was CO1Ts idea.

[no1finalfrontierfan]

Now, what the hell is that supposed to mean?

[marc-not-not-a-god]

@no1finalfrontierfan let’s say hypothetically the kitchen is on fire. How would someone fix that. Hypothetically.

[marc-not-not-a-god]

I have it on good authority that blasting it with ice magic is a bad idea so I’m lost for ideas. Hypothetically.

[no1finalfrontierfan]

How did you even start a fire in the first place??? Just- let me come over and put it out.... and whats the damage.....

[marc-not-not-a-god]

I DONT KNOW!!! I WAS TRYING TO BOIL WATER AND IT LIT IN FIRE

[no1finalfrontierfan]

DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO LIGHT WATER ON FIRE MARC?????

[marc-not-not-a-god]

Some would say I’m very talented and a special little boy. :)))

[no1finalfrontierfan]

Not in the kitchen your not

[marc-not-not-a-god]

:(

[no1finalfrontierfan]

Just next time, ask someone for help if your not feelin' confident with your cookin' abilities, so you don't accidentally light water on fire again

[marc-not-not-a-god]

@no1finalfrontierfan let’s say hypothetically the kitchen is on fire. How would someone fix that. Hypothetically.

[marc-not-not-a-god]

I have it on good authority that blasting it with ice magic is a bad idea so I’m lost for ideas. Hypothetically.

[no1finalfrontierfan]

How did you even start a fire in the first place??? Just- let me come over and put it out.... and whats the damage.....

[marc-not-not-a-god]

I DONT KNOW!!! I WAS TRYING TO BOIL WATER AND IT LIT IN FIRE

[no1finalfrontierfan]

DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO LIGHT WATER ON FIRE MARC?????

[marc-not-not-a-god]

Some would say I’m very talented and a special little boy. :)))

[no1finalfrontierfan]

Not in the kitchen your not

[marc-not-not-a-god]

@no1finalfrontierfan let’s say hypothetically the kitchen is on fire. How would someone fix that. Hypothetically.

[marc-not-not-a-god]

I have it on good authority that blasting it with ice magic is a bad idea so I’m lost for ideas. Hypothetically.

[no1finalfrontierfan]

How did you even start a fire in the first place??? Just- let me come over and put it out.... and whats the damage.....

[marc-not-not-a-god]

I DONT KNOW!!! I WAS TRYING TO BOIL WATER AND IT LIT IN FIRE

[no1finalfrontierfan]

DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO LIGHT WATER ON FIRE MARC?????

[marc-not-not-a-god]

@no1finalfrontierfan let’s say hypothetically the kitchen is on fire. How would someone fix that. Hypothetically.

[marc-not-not-a-god]

I have it on good authority that blasting it with ice magic is a bad idea so I’m lost for ideas. Hypothetically.

[no1finalfrontierfan]

How did you even start a fire in the first place??? Just- let me come over and put it out.... and whats the damage.....

[justcallmewindle]

hi there.

im new to this but apparently everyone else is on here... so hi I guess.

[no1finalfrontierfan]

Howdy there! Welcome to the hellscape!

[sgtmajkollontaiyuriadvice]

@masked-protector

So, how's that botched circumcision treating you, buddy? I bet Windle could fix you up real good

(I'm sure Bonnieann would appreciate it...)

[marc-not-not-a-god]

Alek maybe you shouldn’t post about kadmos’s private medical stuff on tumblr.com???

(It is funny tho keep it up.)

[no1finalfrontierfan]

I salute you both to your deaths. Hope you both have your finances in order.

[no1finalfrontierfan]

Why... WHY DID THE BOOK END LIKE THAT!!!! ughhhh....ending that first book on a miscommunication cliffhanger is a CRIME!!

[love-of-the-gamble]

@no1finalfrontierfan

Would you be interested in writing me a western fanfic about three of your friends that might be in a romantic relationship 👀

[no1finalfrontierfan]

who are you??

[no1finalfrontierfan]

God, Humans are weird.....

[half-a-corpse]

I can’t be saying anything but I agree.

[no1finalfrontierfan]

Sometimes they need to have these conversations in private....

Cant just be purging parts of my memory all the time. Not very healthy.

[no1finalfrontierfan]

I only have so much Final Frontier saved up.... I need new episodes!!! They just started to engage in physical contact!!!

[sgtmajkollontaiyuriadvice]

Comrade, can you set a sister up? I love when they engage in physical contact

[no1finalfrontierfan]

I will see if i can.... ONLY IF YOU STOP TRYING TO INSTALL A MICROWAVE IN ME

[sgtmajkollontaiyuriadvice]

Hmmmmmmmmmm

HMMMMMMMMMMMMM

You drive a hard bargain. I’m going to have to go with: no

[no1finalfrontierfan]

Well... it seems like all of a sudden I dont have the right cables so you can watch the show. Hmm... I wonder why that could be...

[sgtmajkollontaiyuriadvice]

I will weather this illegal and brutal blockade on my right to enjoy gay people, and I will seek out other forms of watching The Gays engage in physical contact.

I could just call Jenni…

[wrestling-muscle-mommy]

i heard my name?

[sgtmajkollontaiyuriadvice]

Oh hello darling~

Feel like dinner? I'm hot to go

[wrestling-muscle-mommy]

i Actually prefer to eat in ;)

but lets be real, my dame. you should show some kin'ness to your robotic friend. an unconsented physical is NOT sexy~

[no1finalfrontierfan]

GET YOUR HUMAN NONSENSE OFF MY FEED

[no1finalfrontierfan]

I fear the day that those two discover 3d printers....

[marc-not-not-a-god]

3D printer? That sounds like a party :DDD

[sgtmajkollontaiyuriadvice]

MARC DUDE WE HAVE TO FIND THE 3D PRINTER ROOM TRUST

[marc-not-not-a-god]

COULD WE 3D PRINT A BOMB???

[sgtmajkollontaiyuriadvice]

YES WE TOTALLY PROBABLY MAYBE CAN I KNOW A LOT ABOUT BOMBS WE CAN DO IT

MORE IMPORTANTLY WE CAN MAKE C01T A SECOND SON

[lets-explore-the-multiverse]

a second? What do you mean?

[no1finalfrontierfan]

Uhh... We can talk about this later. Dont listen to those hooligans.

[lets-explore-the-multiverse]

Whoa! Ancient internet!

don't be mean please!

[no1finalfrontierfan]

Ditto?? where did you get the device from??? Be safe please.

[lets-explore-the-multiverse]

there's so many interesting people here! and all of our friends too!

miss Jennifer is here!

[no1finalfrontierfan]

I saw, ditto. Just use discretion when interacting with everyone's posts ok?....

[no1finalfrontierfan]

God, Humans are weird.....