@sgtmajkollontaiyuriadvice @marc-not-not-a-god
I swear to god if you guys make play fetch one more time. I am NOT a dog.
Look buddy, I like dogs, I like bats, and YOU ARE SO FUCKING CUTE WHEN YOU TRANSFORM
Please, just one more game? Please. I'll give you belly rubs~
Uhhh… we could also not do that.
I am not cute. I am quite literally a monster, surely I am in people’s nightmares.
Friend, you don't have to be cute if you don't want to be, but you are never in my nightmares in that way. The only time you're in my nightmares is when I can't save you quick enough.
I love you, you are not a monster.
This made my organs feel weird… also.. uh what
i have had dreams were we fight your nightmares together, i could fight them in real life too! your so strong. and i don't think your scary.

















