“Oh little, naive Noah. She wasn’t actually proposing… She was on her knees for another reason.”
“But you just said she was.”
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@noahabel
“Oh little, naive Noah. She wasn’t actually proposing… She was on her knees for another reason.”
“But you just said she was.”
“I just went to the toilet in school and I saw a girl proposing to her boyfriend in one of the stalls, that’s cute.”
“That’s an odd place to propose, don’t you think? I mean, to each their own.”
I finally found one that isn't lame
1. If you’ve ever tried drugs or alcohol, what was your reason for first trying it?
2. Do you think you could ever have an abortion if you unexpectedly turned up pregnant right this second?
3. If you were far from home and needed to sleep for the night, would you choose to rent a crappy motel room for $60 or sleep in your car for free?
4. Is there a color shirt you’d NEVER wear?
5. Is there a situation where you caved into peer pressure and regretted it?
6. What is your favorite video game console? Why?
7. Do you like vanilla candles?
8. Have you ever been in a relationship that was going great, and then suddenly something weird happened and you just KNEW it was going to be over soon?
9. Would you ever bleach your hair platinum blonde?
10. What are your plans for tomorrow?
11. What did you have for breakfast?
12. Have you had sex in 2015 yet?
13. Who last slept in your bed besides you?
14. What time did you wake up today?
15. How long until your next birthday?
16. What was the last movie you watched?
17. If you could see any musician live, front row, who would you choose?
18. When did you last consume something that had peanut butter?
19. What’s the last song you heard?
20. When you say you love someone, do you mean it?
21. Do you plan on sleeping in tomorrow?
22. Do you still talk to any of your ex’s?
23. As of this minute, what is going through your mind?
24. Where’s the last place you went?
25. Have you held hands with anyone lately?
26. Has anyone let you down recently?
27. Does it bother you when people try to make you jealous?
28. Whats the next movie you want to see in theaters?
29. Do you have more than $50 in your room?
30. Are both of your blood parents still in your life?
31. Were you tired when you woke up this morning?
32. Who is probably talking a load of crap about you right now?
33. When was the last time you went apple picking?
34. Do you sometimes wake up in the morning, lay in bed and think about life?
35. Are you excited for summer?
36. Do you have drama in your life?
send one for my muse’s reaction to your muse ---
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alternatively send ‘ + ‘ after the symbol for the roles to be reversed where possible !
✘ = hugging them . Δ = playing with their hair . ❤ = kissing them . ₪ = asking them out for dinner . ☀ = giving them a gift of ___ ( asker’s choice ) . ♘ = stabbing them . ♕ = bowing down before them . ♒ = lying to them . ✿ = buying them flowers . ☾ = being found shirtless . ♢ = reading them a story . ☂ = giving them their jumper to keep warm . ✎ = speaking in a different language . ✏ = teaching them a different language . ▄ = telling them a joke . ♬ = singing to them . ☹ = insulting a loved one . ஐ = slapping them . ✂ = threatening them . ❃ = dancing with them . ▤ = falling asleep on them . ☮ = waking them up after a nightmare . ♣ = discovering them crying . 回 = patching a wound . ✮ = stargazing . ▓ = caught stealing their belongings . ☽ = wandering alone at night . ♡ = complimenting them . ≡ = offering a place to stay overnight . ☢ = falling over . ✦ = being well-dressed . ❂ = wiping blood off their face . ◎ = taking care of them while ill . ☁ = being caught in the middle a storm with them . ⇕ = holding their hand . ↱ = being lost with them . ☠ = pushing them against a wall .
Callistus and Elliot
“So because I’m popular and from another school that automatically means that I’m a homophobic bitch who wants to ruin your life? You seem like a sweet kid, and that’s just my humor. If I wanted to make your life hell I would have by now, so don’t sweat about this kid.”
“I just don’t see a reason for this...”
“When I say I won’t out you, that means I won’t tell a single person. And I wouldn’t make fun of you just because of someone you’re attracted to, you can’t help it.”
“This can’t be right. You’re, from my understand, a popular-type at St. Collins. And you insulted me the first time we met.”
“I just said I wouldn’t do that, didn’t I?”
“You just said you wouldn’t out me - If I was.”
“That’s not true. My cousin was outed by one of his so-called ‘close friends’ and I saw how humiliated and crushed he was, I would never do that to anyone.”
“Yeah sure. You just want to make fun of me instead?”
“Because not being honest with yourself is never fun and I want to help you come to terms with who you are.”
“Yeah right, stop making it try to sound pretty. You just want something to tell people so they’ll make fun of me.”
“Do you swear on your parents lives that you’re strictly a vagetarian?”
“Why are you so obsessed with this?”
“To everyone else you are, but me and you both know the truth. Just admit it to me and I’ll stop.”
“Why will you not accept the fact I’m straight?”
“Just because you aren’t a pussy puncher or bean flicker doesn’t mean you need to be ashamed, I just want you to be honest with me.”
“Okay, but I’m straight. Honest.”
“Okay, how about anal assassin? Cock jockey? Sausage burglar?”
“None of those and stop calling me gay?”
“It’s okay, I’ll let you go this one time. So, gay face, how’ve you been baby?”
“Can you not call me that? Like please?”
“And you care to tell me this, why?”
“Oh, sorry.”
@tonybalogna: @noahabel so you're just regular dirty?
@noahabel: @tonybalogna I'm not dirty!