Last Resort

I'm known as Noah AKA the first one out the slide like a true champ. That makes me the oldest in the bunch. I'm still a young soul. You can reel me in with some chips and dip or beer. I don't like to take life too seriously. We're all headed to the same place anyway. Back for a second round with my girl.

[chasejevans]

I think I'm gonna take it easy today.

And by take it easy I just mean drink in the apartment instead of tear up the city. It’s a super nice day out, though, so maybe I’ll wander outside when I’m good and drunk.

[noaholiver]

Lame.

[blairsanderson]

Did somebody actually tell you at some point in time that the two of them were similar?  Because if so, then yes, I guess they did.

[noaholiver]

No, I just believed it. My mind's been lying to me.

[noaholiver]

TEXT || NOLIVIA

Liv: I'm always demanding.

Liv: I'll kiss it better if you do.

Noah: You're always hot.

Noah: I didn't get cut but I expect kisses anyway.

[blairsanderson]

…not even remotely, dude.

[noaholiver]

I've been lied to.

[noaholiver]

TEXT || NOLIVIA

Liv: BRING ME AN ORANGE. Cut, please.

Noah: You're hot when you're demanding.

Noah: Aren't you afraid one day I'm gonna cut myself while cutting your orange?

[blairsanderson]

That would be Of Monsters & Men, I’m sorry to say.  (BOTH are incredible, though, so you should really bring your attention back to the forefront of all of this.)

[noaholiver]

You mean to tell me they're not the same thing?

[noaholiver]

TEXT || NOLIVIA

Liv: Baby, I want an orange.

Noah: And I want to tour the world.

[blairsanderson]

I will pay in the forms of homemade cupcakes and undying affection anyone who will go hang outside Of Mice & Men with me sometime this week to scout out Leighton Meester and James Franco.  (Come on, don’t make me pout.  I have it on good authority that it’s a highly effective one, too.)

[blairsanderson]

[noaholiver]

You had my attention till I realized you're not talking about the band.

[famegamesmythe-deactivated20140]

Okay, so maybe clubbing three nights in a row isn't good for me.

[noaholiver]

Its not meant for everyone, strangely enough.

[chasejevans]

If you here Beyoncé playin, it ain’t me. It’s Noah or Owen or someone else blastin’ the Queen.

[noaholiver]

Are you ashamed to admit that's your jam?

[thelivypierce-blog]

I have no problem shutting you up.

[noaholiver]

Try me.

[thelivypierce-blog]

Ugh, shut up.

[noaholiver]

We both know I can't do that. Not unless you shut me up.

[thelivypierce-blog]

I’m going to go slap life around in two seconds. And by life, I mean you.

You better.

[noaholiver]

Because I'm your life. That's touching, babe. Real touching.

[victorcanderson]

Not feeling so well, looks like I’m home bound for a while. Can someone bring me some soup? Preferably someone wearing a nurse’s outfit.

[noaholiver]

I don't think I'd look good in that, man. Sorry.

[thelivypierce-blog]

You own me, but I don’t own you? That’s not fair

[noaholiver]

Life isn't fair, Liv.

I'm kidding, baby! I love you.

[thelivypierce-blog]

I DON’T? I guess that means you don’t own me either.

[noaholiver]

Yes I do!

[thelivypierce-blog]

Yes, I would. I’ll fill out the paperwork right now.

[noaholiver]

Wait a second, you don't even own me.