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“Fucking hell, took you long enough, but we finally got there.” Placing the joint between his lips, Kiran ignited the end with the lighter before taking a deep inhale. “Chamba, man. So fucking sweet. Oi, were you there when I thought I had John Travolta’s face?”
“Wait - I thought John Travolta had your face?”
“Swear you’re fucking high already, mate. The fuck are you chatting about? I’m being a nice enough guy to share my weed, which I bought from Petra, with you. None of this giving around business.”
“Guess you caught me. But new’s flash - it’d be a greater achievement to find me when I’m not high. But sure dude, why didn’t you just say that in the first place! Light it up!”
“Mate, are you dumb. This is from Petra.”
“Why would Petra give it to you to give to me instead of just giving it to me herself?”
“Hm, I guess you’re right. I like the way you think. How’s your current stash?”
“Bountiful. Why do you ask? After a light pick-me-up?”
“Really, brother? I’ve never thought of you as one to turn down weed. It’s Chamba, man.”
“Yeah - I don’t smoke anything unless it’s come from Petra.”
“If you’re looking for someone to talk you out of it, I’m not your guy.”
“Nope. I don’t need talking out of it. I do need someone to watch my back though... interested?”
"I’ve never related to anything so much in my life. What is it that you don’t want to do?"
“Duel. Fucking Slytherin thinks I sold him half cut green.”
“When I get out of here it’ll all be ‘Get a job, Pippa. Why don’t you get married, Pippa? Do something with your life, Pippa. You had so much potential, Pippa.’ If I hear that one more time I’m going to punch something. You ever get that feeling?”
“Nope. Well - kinda. I get the ‘you’re wasting your potential’ speech quite often but then they remember that I’m not really wasting it... just getting wasted and I guess there’s a difference in there somewhere.”
“Christ, it’s an expression and now you’re trying to confuse me — you know exactly who’s and which rocker I’m talking about. And if that’s the secret to being genius, sounding like a crazy twat, then I don’t think I like it. — Dunno, it sounded like car, but yeah the Ace of Spades is a card. Though, I wonder what it would look like as a car? Bollocks, you’re all pomp and circumstance.”
“Nah, honestly - I got no idea who’s rocker you’re on about. Seriously. Did we do it on a rocker? You only don’t like it ‘cause you sound smart... That’d be one awesome car. I’d buy that car. I am no such thing - I think. Pretty sure...”
“So, are you saying you’re losing your mind? Because now I’m almost worried about you — but y’know what they say. No genius without madness, so I should’ve known you’d fall off your rocker sometime. — Wait, what? It’s a car? So, you didn’t make it up?”
“Who said I ever had my mind to begin with - maybe that’s the secret to being a genius. When did I fall off a rocker? Who’s rocker is this? Do you have a rocker? Car? What car - what are you talking about - I said card didn’t I? Make it up - nooo, I never make anything up, Petra. I’m all facts.”
“But then I have to decide what to do with my life, which is such a bother. What are your plans, if you don’t mind me asking?”
“I don’t have any plans. Continue doing what I do now I guess...”
“It’s not that I can’t, it’s more that I don’t want to.”
“It’s a darn good thing we’re not dumb then, isn’t it? Cheers.”
“Cheers. To passing this year and getting out of here?”
“You’re making my brain hurt, mate. But to answer you, wouldn’t you not want to use your abilities all the time? Do you know the difference anymore? Is everything you’ve said made up of lies? Do you even know what the truth is?
— So, if I go back in the history of the universe, I’ll not have heard anyone that’s said ‘Ace of Spades’?”
“Who knows. You’ll never know. Everything could be a lie. I definitely don’t remember what is and isn’t anymore. So it’s a good question. Yeah - someone will have said it, it’s a car after all Petra; but no one will have said it in that context!”
“You such a bad liar. And who says that? Is that an actual term or did you just make that up? I’m out of touch with the new and upcoming slang these days.”
“Or am I such a good liar that I made you think that I was lying when really I wasn’t? I just made it up - so I guess I say it.”
“Eh, it’s a little different when you’re not buying for yourself. Ma’s been cracking down on the, ah, extracurricular activities this year.” He counted out the sickles and, discreetly, handed them over. “I’ll probably be back for a little more closer to said party. Stockin’ up, ja feel.”
“No worries, bro. Just spread the word alright - on the down low obviously. Don’t want just anyone knowing, or the Proff’s.”
“Oh, no homo, man.” Lance fished around in his pocket for his wallet, “how much is it, then?”
“Yeah alright - 30 Sickles. As always. You’d think you were new to this Ahn.”
