404 Not Noah

Just some big nerd who likes computers, frogs, and assorted tomfoolery

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Pattern recognition coming back in full swing

[glavilio]

it's called a museum because me 'n' u see 'em

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See I used to prounounce museum like

"Mew-zam"

But I was corrected into the pronunciation

"Mew-ze-um"

And NOW YOUR TELLING ME I GOTTA SWAP TO

"Mew-see-em" ??!?!

I think the word Mueseum was specifically crafted to get on my nerves. 😔😔🥀 Same with the word "sixth" which I cannot say to this day.

[dogpuppy]

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Making a 3D model of my room since random side projects are my bread and butter. Very spooky liminal space feeling with only walls and floor XD

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Oh hi Tumblr.

Long time no see.

Busy with life and stuff, new job, etc. Also not really a big social media person so 1 month no tma updates. Luckily it's not as if I have people expecting the updates lol

Sighhh anyways. Finished The Magnus Archives. Like 10 minutes ago.

Just wanted to swing by and YELL INTO THE ABYSS BECAUSE WHAT DO YOU

MEAN

That's how it ends I-

Oooooh shaking my fist at the sky. You'll rue the day Rusty Quill you've not heard the last of me.

Weeping Screaming Throwing myself upon the nearest sofa like a victorian woman.

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Just some lil TMA thoughts.

Haven't made it that much further, MAG 103, but I had 2 notes lol

Spoilers tma I spose:

Love that Jon is using his spooky magic "compel-you-to-answer-my-question" powers to blackmail that one parking enforcement officer.

I like the cutesy lil' parallel that us, the listeners, are hearing the TMA universe *through* The Eye / The Beholding / that guy. Because as the listeners we are only hearing what is recorded on tape. I mean sort of, because The Eye can also see things not on tape (I assume) so not a direct 1 to 1 but I think it's fun because I too feel like an eldrich being staring down at my lil archivists.

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Magnusing My Achive

Time for my semi-sporadic Magnus Archives update. Things have been busy in the past week with moving out of college, but clearly not busy enough to keep me from inhaling more TMA episodes.

Spoilers for TMA below:

I just finished MAG 98 and things are going smoothly.

Strangely enough I feel like there's less things that I want to write 14 paragraphs about lol. Things are somewhat more straightforward, and any current mysteries I'm not really on the cusp of figuring it out, so I'm not really like "AHA I SEE WHERE THIS IS GOING"

That said very swaggy very swaggy. Favorite part between this update and the last was when that one cop (Daisy) was talking to Elias and he just goes "Statement begins" and starts listing stuff he should not know about her.

Peak writing, they put their archivussies into that one. Love.

Very pleased. Top tier. Honestly I guess that isn't really that much of a spoiler at all without context but idk 🤷‍♂️

Also Martin is babygirl as always. My beloved.

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Ok so that was quick. Sasha development.

Spoilers for TMA:

Just a bit later. MAG 78. So we've busted it wide open. Sasha is confirmed snatched. Table is binding the snatchers. Jon (stupid) destroyed the table that bound the snatchers. Michael showed up and doored Jon off.

Why is Michael kind of fruity tho. Like if there was ever an mysterious reality bending inter-dimensional being who was fruity, it would be Michael. Bro was like

✨✨"Youuuu need a dooorrrr 💅💅💅"✨✨

We're kicking off now but I'm leaving myself on a cliffhanger as motivation to do my homework.

Also

"It's remarkably easy to buy an axe in central london" made me laugh lol

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ALSO A SASHA SUSPICION FOLLOWUP

Spoilers for season 2 of the magnus archives. Putting that read more thing.

Ok so it's basically confirmed at this point no? Like she's still going to the wax museums to see her "boyfriend". Jon was... going through her desk... as most normal bosses do... doesn't matter. Found some photos of her and supposed "boyfriend" and was saying they felt "off" and "like stock photos" Then on top of that she just showed up in the tunnels to "check on him" okkkkk ookkkkkk Sasha sUURRRREEE and Jon was like "she seemed somewhat taller somehow" CUZ SHES BEEN BODYSNATCHED JON It's just like those students in the anatomy class that were like rearranging their bones, literally the same thing.

Also note I actually very much do like tma. Because you can hear something or some name or description and be like "click" oh I remember that! Like the 2 delivery guys, breekon and hope. The darkness cult, the lightless flame cult. All that stuff. All popping up.

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Finished MAG 74.

We are ZOOMIN these days. Slight slowdown since Easter was last weekend and this week I’m moving out of College for the summer. Anyhow.

Michael. What did I tell you Michael. Mike. Cmon man. I said don’t trap innocent realtors in labyrinthine dimensions.

That doesn’t mean you start driving random women mad by sleep depriving them. That’s considered kind of rude by most people. Cmon get it together man.

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"In ancient Egypt, dying was the most important thing a person would ever do." - Donna Gwynne, MAG 64 I feel like another famous british woman has said something very similar to this...

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Just finished MAG 56, which is probably going to be it for now since I have to do homework :/ Anyways just came here to say STOP YELLING JON STOP YELLING AT MY BABYGIRL MARTINN

He just lied on his resume smh he's not plotting to kill you or something stop yelling at him ugh Jonathan he's literally just a little guy. Leave him BEEEE-

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Invasion of the Sasha Snatchers

Spoilers for MAG 52 (If you're even later than me to starting TMA)

OOOOoookay Sasha SURE you're just going to the wax museum to go talk to your "boyfriend". You're just staring at the table because you think it looks cool sureeeeee.

She's pulling a page straight from the book of middle school me. "Yeah I literally have a girlfriend guys she just goes to a different school totally yeah"

She's literally like those anatomy students from that one episode she's going to look at the wax sculptures and she's rearranging her bones to look more human. Smh smh

ALSO very funny how Jon said she had a boyf and was like "I find this........ plausible." Like OK JON DIDN'T NEED TO ROAST MY GIRL SASHA LIKE THAT-

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Weeping over Jon trying to hide the fact he's exchanging secrets with the police lady and Tim totally misreads it-

Jon: I'm helping her with some of the investigation. Off the record.

Tim: Oh. Ohhh. Say no more. Jon: Tim.. what're you- Tim: Don't worry, I'm cool. Good work boss. Jon: No Tim thats-

Tim really said "okayyyy I see you."

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Just finished MAG 47

Soooo like Michael. Where did we go from saying you were trying to help stop the evil bug lady, to then you trapping realtors in another dimension.

Like sir when did we make that jump? Ugh I told you last time you can’t keep trapping innocent women in an infinite hallway smh come on man.

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See I would never live in a universe like TMA, where ghosts and magic and things like that are around.

Because ten to one, I would try to find some way to use magic and then do something stupid and get my eternal soul absorbed by some eldritch being.

But I crave power ✨🎀💝

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Season 1 complete

I speedran that but season 1 is complete.

Idk how to spoiler text on tumblr so I'm putting them below this keep reading thing. So spoilers for season 1 of The Magnus Archives. Just in case you're like me and haven't started this even though it's been out for 9 years. So here's my thoughts (they are long, be warned)

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Wormy lady is dead (I have my doubts, she's coming back mark my words)

Everyone lived except Gertrude. Turns out someone shot her and I agree with Jon that it's very suspish that she got killed in some tunnels and everyone was just like "Weird I wonder where she is these days, certainly not in the strange tunnels under our facility"

Now for the main part: Something got Sasha guys.

You're telling me she was screaming and being like "I see you." and someone else said "I see you" back- and then you just don't mention it and pretend nothing happened.

Bull. Something got her guys she said she found a table that Jon mentioned and I REMEMBER THAT ONE it's the table the spooky people delivered.

And then she just oops I lost the tape? riiiiiiighttt sure "Sasha" sure...

I listened back and the tape she lost was the one guy who kept having stuff disappear and the spooky vase.

So my current theory is that the table is mind controlling her to get rid of the tape. Because maybe the vase and the table are related and the table said "We can't let them know about the vase." So yes my prediction is that season 2's big baddie is the evil table gremlin and her army of inanimate furniture.

Thus concludes my Magnus update for today. Have a nice Friday y'all.