Texas Book Suppository, a shitty blog by Noah Toth

Noah Toth is a CT-based comedian, writer, and political radical. Member of the improv troupe, History of the Future. And member of the Socialist Party USA. 

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A Maxim

As long as there is blood in my veins, I am a person As long as there is love in my heart, I am an idealist As long as there is a brain in my head, I am a revolutionary As long as there is a worker in chains, We are not free.

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For Some Bastards

I hope they all can sleep Because when their dream ends They'll wake to a nightmare Here's to the rebels And a few broken windows May they never rest again, May they never rest again I don't want any heroes I don't need a savior All I need is them Here's to the rubble And a few tumbling heads May they never hurt again, May they never hurt again I don't want elections I don't need a man on the hill All I need is them Here's to the end And too many countless dead May they never war again, May they never war again People over presidents Morality over churches Life over wealth All of us over class

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Goin' Home To a World That Forgot Me

Poem by Noah Toth. Written 9/16/15 I see The walls Have been painted black I see The minds Have been taken back So I'm gone And I'm leaving Leavin' home I couldn't Find God In a lonely church I couldn't Find God Alone on my perch So I'm gone And I'm leaving Leavin' home They say I have A right to work I say I have A right to live But they don't care So I'm gone And I'm leaving Leavin' home Home isn't Where you live Home isn't Where you sleep Home is your heart Your brain Your lips Home is you And they can't Foreclose you Only a bullet can So I'm gone And I'm leavin Leavin' home And I ain't Coming back

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History of the Future is a CT-based improv troupe with a focus on longform improv.

This is the troupe I am a part of. Funny guys and gals the lot of them. Today in rehearsal we focused solely on blowjobs and sexual depravation. You know what you’re getting into 

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Stand-Up Set at Carriage House Theatre--5 minute set by Noah Toth

Second set ever as a comedian. One of the many comedians on Sea Tea's Stand-Up Spectacular cast list.

I will be back at the HartBeat Ensemble in Hartford, CT for another “Stand-Up Spectacular” on October 3rd. Details encased here: https://www.facebook.com/events/464095933769526/