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@noahxsnyder
“If I have to try on another suit, I swear I might murder someone. What’s wrong with the suits I already own?”
“Because you aren’t marrying my brother looking like a tramp. Would you rather he have me drag you dress shopping instead?” Noah remarked dryly, shaking his head, “You’re lucky I’m not Spencer.”
Sitting outside somewhere and just starting to smoke at her cigarette Ashlyn heard someone coming. It was late, and she had expected to be alone. “If you only came to tell me I shouldn’t be outside anymore at this time of the day - I know that already. Thank you very much.”
“Calm your shit, sweetheart, I was only going for a walk. I wasn’t actually going to say anything.”
It is probably for the best that I can’t have anything bigger than a cat or a small dog in my flat because I want a dragon or a hippogriff and I don’t think it’d end well for anyone
“Yeah, you’re definitely right there. Can you imagine the havoc a dragon would cause?”
Roman chuckled holding his jaw “Nice to see you too Noah.” He smirked “Now tell me where Hayley is.”
“Oh trust me, if I weren’t trying to refrain from getting arrested, it’d be less than pleasant.” He muttered darkly, “If you think I’m going to give up that poor girl for you to manipulate, you’re fucking stupid.”
“That wouldn’t be very nice to do.”
“Trust me, mate, it’s for the best. Netflix and chill is basically a term for someone wanting to shag you, and don’t even get me started on that other word, jesus christ.”
“Looks can be deceiving.”
“That sounds genuinely terrifying coming from you.”
“I have a feeling you’ll like this one,” Camille winked, a smile spreading as she pulled away.
“Oh?” Noah raised his eyebrows, “Now I’m intrigued.”
“Don’t be rude,” Camille spoke dramatically, rolling her eyes.
“Rude is my middle name, well it’s not but it’s better than my actual middle name, because ew.”
“It taste great though,” he handed it to the other boy. “Wanna give it a try?”
“I’ll pass, thanks.”
“Then come on, lets get our asses on the pitch, Snyder. We don’t have all day.”
“Alright, alright, calm yourself, Chambers, I’m coming.”
“Hayley Collins. Where is she?”
At the familiar voice, Noah turned around. “Like fucking hell am I telling you.” He swung his fist, smirking as it made impact, “I heard what you did asshole, now piss off back to hell.”
“What does it mean when somebody calls you ‘daddy’ and asks you to ‘Netflix and Chill’?”
“Uh, just run, in the opposite direction and never look back.”
“Man this taste awesome!” he said in a muffled tone as he stuffed the sandwich in his mouth.
“No offense but it looks gross.”
“Up for a scrimmage? These bones need a challenge and I haven’t been out in far too long.”
“I mean, sure, I could do with actually doing something for once.”
“Who said anything about me fretting?”
“Your face said it all.”
“I have a lot of faith, but I can’t spoil the surprise just yet,” Camille teased, kissing him.
“That’s no fair, you know I don’t like surprises,” He whined, pouting before returning the kiss with a small smile.
“Yet you have a big grin on your face, one that wasn’t there ten minutes ago.” Camille teased, taking his hand in hers. “I am.”
“Yeah, yeah, whatever.” Noah retorted, poking his tongue out at her.
