Rant of a Frog
Bruh, Yo Java Guys, why you faking it bruh.
Why you trying to be someone else and failing so hard on it.
May be change is the only way we can be better than yesterday
But your base was so so rigid bruh, its making things difficult for the older community and the newer community is unable to connect with their Grand uncles bruh.
Its obviously clear that at last you accepted the fact that JavaScript's functional way and callbacks were legit from the start. You trying so hard to make Java geeks believe that reactivity is something which will change the world, but I want you to intimate your audience that node js was doing it from so long, concepts like event loop were lying around there from so long. Its just that you were may be late to the party, or have to follow the trend to make the developer's stick to you. May be you want to attract Js developers with your functional styles and lambdas introduction, but this seduction is far from what you planned for.
You only can boost the utilization of multithreaded programs, and utilizing the multicores of a system. But let me tell you this, they will eat you up in this aspect as well.
Why the default was introduced man, in interfaces? Why you had to break your own principles?
Introduce a new concept bruh, but don't alter the story mate, why create such a story, you have created holes in your happy story, while trying to replicate what JS (even though single threaded and have a reputation of having browser language only) have done from long ago.
Functional Programming , ehh, what's wrong with your OOPS man, you used to boost of. Han?
Even though if somebody tries to start from fresh on this path, other then Josh long or Venkat, no legit resources, no community, no answers on Stack overflow for legit questions. Just Blackbox.
So you want to make some threads free ehh, thats why reactivity, ehh,
onErrorContinue ehh, you yourself say the biggest anomaly ehh.
Not a bug per-se, but a discussion - is onErrorContinue() (and associated onErrorStop()) the right solution, and if not, can the same functi
Please comeback when you are consolidated bruh, We devs dont know how to estimate around you with such open things, We don't know how to handle Exceptions efficiently, Venkat said, if you can't handle or sometimes feels like imperative is better , Go for it.
He said if you want only happy path, then functional will be good.
But ehh, you know right, nothing is happy about programming, there are exceptions , errors , which are meant to be handled.
Bruh, either grow exponentially, or die, as We devs are not able to justify, why you are actually good, but what it will cost to get married with you and your unstability may be.
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