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Hello all, I'm Noble. I do writings for RWBY Fanficion, including Life of a White Rose, Brand New World, Grand Theft RWBY, Of Roses and Dragons, and most recently Broken Vale. Don't be afraid to ask questions because I don't bite and I like meeting new people.

[royalharkinian]

If we’re all going down I'm going the way I lived, making shitty memes in the face of peril.

[that-twink-over-there]

This is a MASTERPIECE

[the-kouchfort]

[yourplayersaidwhat]

That Sudden Realization

We are in a trading town and our cleric, as is his custom, goes to buy an unreasonable amount of cheese to supplement our rations.

Cleric OOC: “Do I see any cheese vendors in the market?”

DM: “You do. He is a human male with a beard.”

Cleric: “Greetings. I am looking to buy some cheese.”

Vendor: “What kind?”

Cleric: “What kind do you have?”

Vendor: “I’ve got cow, goat, and centaur cheese.”

Cleric: “Centaur cheese?”

Vendor: “Alrighty then, how many pounds of centaur cheese would you like.”

Party is screaming in the background

Cleric: “Well. I guess I’ll buy 30 lbs.”

Party has gone ballistic.

FOUR SESSIONS LATER

Party is fighting some cockroach men. We are probably in the middle of combat when the fighter just screams.

DM: “What’s wrong?”

Fighter: “CENTAUR CHEESE! WHAT SET OF TITS DOES THE MILK COME FROM!”

All was quiet and the cleric just wore a face that said, “What have I done?” We had to take a 20 minute break right then.

[yourplayersaidwhat]

The princess was kidnapped for a pun

I, the DM, decided to have the party perform an exorcist on a supposedly possessed son of a noble family.

Tiefling Villain (me, the GM): “You were supposed to be scared off by my fake poltergeist magic, but it seems you couldn’t leave Wellie Nuff alone!”

Half-Elf Sorcerer, OOC: “Wait–”

Tiefling: “No matter, I bought enough time for my friends to take your princess and sacri–”

Sorcerer, OOC: “Are you telling me you only set up this side quest for the sake of a pun?“ 

Rest of the Party: *groaning*

Me: *laughing* 

[aku-no-homu]

now THIS is esports

[just-shower-thoughts]

If people with dwarfism became werewolves would they turn into savage corgis?

[weloveshortvideos]

Boing, boing

[to-reach-the-farthest-star-deac]

ROUND BOY

GOOD BOY

[just-shower-thoughts]

‪What if deja vu is the result of you dying and being reloaded to an earlier save point?‬

[ari-6-personal]

Over 200 frames. If I can get like, 2000 notes on this thing, I’ll colour it, add the background and the cuts with Yang and Ruby that I scrapped for time. 

[yourplayersaidwhat]

A lil context: our party (of around 5) had been captured by drow and abandoned a small island inhabited by humans, goblins, and orcs. We decided to approach the orcs to see if they would aid us in taking out the drow and get off the island. I play a female half-elf paladin, while my friend plays her twin brother. Our campaign has been run using milestone levelling, rather than XP for story reasons. 

Orc Leader: by our custom to gain our loyalty, you must compete to show your physical prowess! 

(DM tells us to roll Athletics or Performance to see which of us will be picked for the trial) 

Me: rolls nat20 Athletics

Twin: rolls nat20 performance

Orc Leader: you! The small double-elf persons! You shall compete in our physical challenge!

Twin: *leaning into the orc’s space* what kind of physical challenge, big boy? Surely we can bend the rules a little.  

Me: I wink flirtatiously.

DM: Make a persuasion roll, with advantage because of your sister 

Twin: rolls nat19

DM: Seriously? *rolls a nat1 for the orc’s saving throw* oh come on! 

Orc Leader: (nervously) Crekkar accepts your challenge!

DM: And so you both take Crekkar to his tent and show your …physical prowess. *rolls dice* You both tire him out easily while you remain almost unaffected. The orcs appreciate your strength and endurance and are now your allies. 

Me (ooc): *jokes* level up!

DM: … actually. I had planned for the milestone to be after you conquered the orc camp, either by killing them or proving yourself in combat. So, yeah. The entire party is now level 3. 

Monk: I can’t believe I can now catch arrows because the twins are sluts 

[perezhilton]

[stupendousmelody]

When you are one with the music

[thirstym8nd]

Luvs it

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WHO IS SHE

[noblemeta]

My previous incarnation as a student of music is showing once again.

[tototail-missks]

RTX2016 adam vs blake

[noblemeta]

One of the many things I did at RTX! Thanks to @tototail for being really awesome about this whole thing!

[kumafromtaiwan]

At this special day, 

this chapter is just for you.

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[noblemeta]

KUMA YOU BEAUTIFUL GENIUS!

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[noblemeta]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[jo3mm]

@redhairedvictor @neptune-the-intellectual

doodle outfit test of princess pyrrha because of a thing of a thing because yes  

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[noblemeta]

*Screaming Internally*

[jkliew]

Fan art of Pyrrha Nikos from RWBY

[senor-taco-meatwrinkles]

you’re gonna want to turn on sound for this one

[urulokid]

whatever you’re expecting I can guarantee you’re wrong