Whoever You Thought This Was Is No Longer Here

[animemountains]

[lucyrue]

it’s scary cause i almost can’t tell the difference.

[raintalker-deactivated20190516]

That’s a Makoto Shinkai for you

[cybercrimer]

forbidden snacks

[lozzlogan]

Edible versions.

Sherbet Bon Bons - Mielcitas - Rock Candy - Edible Dice [from here]

[dinnikeato-deactivated20200520]

re-reblogging for edible versions thank you sm

[fangirlinginleatherboots]

Here’s some fucking advice yall:

Middle school is worse than high school.

High school is worse than college.

No one fucking knows what they’re doing, we’re all just faking it and pretending we understand so people will respect us but if you tell us we’re doing it wrong, you’re probably right because rarely does someone know better.

You will find something you like to do that you can make money doing.

You’re going to find friends that aren’t going to fucking wreck you.

You’re not always going to live in the hell hole that you’ve known for so long.

It’s going to get better, but I’ll be honest, it doesn’t always stay better, but it gets better again. Bad times are just times that are bad. They don’t stay. Everything is fucking temporary.

Just fucking watch your favorite TV shows, tell ppl you love them when you do, and don’t play games with emotions because it ends up hurting like hell.

And eat dessert when you want it.

And know you ALWAYS deserve better.

[silly-slacker-person]

Reblogging because I had a long fucking day and need something nice to make me feel better

[ankle-beez]

The ultimate showdown

[latenightthing]

Seems about right.

[emptydishy]

“En fuego utero ”

-Chloe Price, before The storm

[kirusei]

TACTICAL VISOR ACTIVATED

[kirusei]

PASS INTO THE IRIS

[archive95205-blog]

today at work i let someone into a dressing room and they said “thanks” and half of me tried to say “you’re welcome” and the other half tried to say “no problem” and i ended up saying “your problem”

[lemonbraid-deactivated20130415]

[missmephisto]

this post had me in tears

[ghost-plot]

I was hoping the notes would be full of similar stories, but they’re not, so I’ll add my story for anyone else looking for more laughs:

I had to go to a library to pay a fee and I was practicing in the car between “I have to pay a fine” and “I have to pay a fee” and I walked in and firmly stated “I have to pee” and slapped a five dollar bill on the counter (the fee was like ten cents), and walked out. This was like three years ago and I still haven’t been back,

[greatestgoth]

My friend was driving and we were almost past our turnoff so I tried to say “quick” and “fast” at the same time and I ended up screaming “QUACK” which ended up with him judging me very hard and missing the turn

[soldieronbarnes]

Recently someone in class asked me how I was doing and I started off saying I was good but switched to I’m okay in the middle and ended up saying “I’m gay.”

Which, while kind of accurate, was not what I meant to announce to my classmate.

[spankyhole]

This Halloween I was handing out candy and a child said “trick or treat” and I smiled gave them their candy and apparently my mouth betrayed me and I said “Merry Christmas” and proceeded to sit down and look up to the sky for answers while their mother laughed at me :)))))

[succlentwitch]

I was switching between “Bye Deanna” and “Goodbye” and I ended up saying “Go Die”

[stellaathena]

Sometimes I try to say “I fucking love you” but it comes out in the wrong order and then everyone’s uncomfortable.

[magebird-old]

When I first started my coffee shop job, I was still getting used to greeting customers as they came in the door. A man walked in, and in the jumble of trying to say, “How are you doing?” and “What’s up?” I ended up demanding “What are you doing here?!”

[ledamemangociana]

something really cool happened once at the office and i started to say “i’m so amazed” but halfway through my mind changed to “that’s really amazing” and i just ended up saying “i’m really so amazing”

[umbrellabonsai-deactivated20180]

one time i was out in the woods in the spring when the birds were just beginning to come out again and i went to say “i’m so pumped for the birds” and “i’m so hyped for the birds” and instead i said “i’m so humped for birds”

[muraqiba]

Once I was walking to school and there was a guy walking his dog and the dog came to me and started sniffing me and I was in such a good mood and when I passed by his owner I wanted to say like “hello” or “good morning” or “cute dog” or something like that and I ended up looking up at him, smiling real big, and saying “thank you”. 

[thegenderfluiddruid]

I was at the convenience store and I was going to buy a drink, but i dropped my keys and the drink when I got to the register so I got caught between “my drink!” and “my keys” and ended up screaming “MY KINK.”

[meme-of-lord-deactivated2016102]

I walked up to this register,in a target. When the cashier finished checking me out she said have a good day, and i wanted to say “You have a good day” and “You too” so it came out “You have a good do do”

[queenvalerie-replies-deactivate]

I FUCKIN H HIT MY HEAD ON A CHAIR FROM LAUGHING TOO HARD AT THIS FUCKING POS T

[andyouknowit]

This post is too good. I once tried to say have a nice day or have a good day to a customer and said ‘Have a nude gay!’. Still haven’t recovered.

[strawberryaj-blog]

OOC: i get really used to working nights or days at my work so i’m often jumbled between “have a nice night” and “have a good day” so often it comes out as “have a nice neigh” or “have a good date” or occasionally even “have a night die”

[gaybush-thriftweed]

When I interviewed for my lab position I tried to ask how much I would have to handle the mice and rats but I was nervous so I actually said “rice and mats” instead

[cream-and-coffee-king]

At DnD my friends and I were eating snacks, like you do. We had some chips and some beef jerky and some other stuff. Now one of my friends is a vegetarian, and he was steering clear of most of the meat products. Out of the corner of my eye I see my other pal offer him a bag of what I ASSUMED was jerky since that’s what they were eating before- As I turned to stop him from eating “meat”- what I started to say was “oh no” but finished with “no don’t” INSTEAD i wound up screaming “ODIN” and crushing the harmless chip in my friends hand.

[needklainenow]

A friend who worked in retail once told me that their manager wanted them to respond to a thank you with “It’s my pleasure” instead of “You’re welcome” and my friend messed it up and said “You’re my pleasure!”

[nobodyyouonceknew]

YOOOOOOOOO I JUST CAME UP WITH THE BEST VERSION OF THIS PICKUP LINE

Him: (genuinely asks) Are you from Tennessee?

Her: No?

Him: And rightfully so. Because you are an 11. 😉

[nobodyyouonceknew]

My initial reaction after playing episode 1 of Life is Strange: Before the Storm.

[viktormaru]

Brazil is so wild this guy managed to open a church in the name of Hanzo…legally.. its recognized and everything

[luminary-of-hope]

I also live in this god forsaken country and I couldn’t believe but,,

http://adrenaline.uol.com.br/2017/07/10/50416/abrir-uma-igreja-no-brasil-e-tao-facil-que-eu-registrei-uma-religiao-para-overwatch/

It’s actually a real thing. The guy wanted to prove how easy it was to make a church in Brazil, something that can give you the benefit of not paying some taxes. So he spent a couple of months going through paperwork and created the national church of Hanzo.

[beeapocalypse]

@lesbianmichaelchu

[whitewashedhanzo]

i read this whole fucking thing translated thru google and you know what. here are some highlights

the creator of this church admitted that he could have used mercy or zenyatta who are already rife with religious iconography, or even lúcio who is the only brazilian character in the game but he decided on hanzo for the interesting backstory and the fact that his long hair and beard make him “look like jesus”

“Hanzo is my shepherd and arrows will not fail me!“

the .pdf form he used as a reference stated in an article that members of this church would be allowed to skip a tuesday off of work every month for “religious purposes” ie playing overwatch

baptism = playing overwatch, or paladins if they cant afford to download overwatch

his church is allowed to sell pirated hanzo merchandise

“hanzo main” is considered a slur

[larkstonguesinaspicpart1]

How do i join

[nobodyyouonceknew]

Awesome cosplay from Acen 2017 Pt.2

[nobodyyouonceknew]

This is my fidget spinner cosplay. If you went to ACen 2017 on Saturday, chances are you probably saw me spinning like a maniac.

[pyschedelictreefrog-blog]

The Dudes Abide

[steampunktendencies]

The world first tattooing prosthetic Arm! 

French artist JL Gonzal made this  for Tattoo artist JC Sheitan using an existing prosthesis on which he added the metal bits and built the tattoo machine so that it can be set as needed by the tattoo artist. 

[deverified]

sorting hat quizzes be like

How do you brush your teeth?

a) bravely

b) while making a sandwich

c) while reading a book

d) I’m a snake

[thompsontomdraws]

I call this one “Second Chance.”

The Reaper decides the fate of all living beings with his deadly touch, yet this lone butterfly was given the chance to live. The Reaper reconsiders the potential in this small being and allows it to live peacefully and make a life for itself.

Everyone has potential. Everyone can make a change. Everyone deserves a second chance.