your_teeth_yearn_for_freedom:)!

[nobutwhydoievenneedaurl]

The Happy Appy Episode made my phone crash and I‘m not even joking

[notfinancialadvice]

This is so fucking embarrassing. This is one of the most embarrassing business quips I have ever seen in my entire vile career.

[birdsareblooming]

coat bath

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

tag yourselves i'm the GREAT ROOM beside the GOURMET KITCHEN

[pocket-deer-belly]

i remade it in the sims 4

[zinjanthropusboisei]

There are some specific-ass subreddits and cookiecutters in this world

[pukicho]

Whenever I say some cool crazy shit the most normal guy on the planet goes “is he high?”

No I am not. The black mold may contribute to certain behaviors.

[nobutwhydoievenneedaurl]

I‘d go see the west with you but you’re not nerdy enough to understand

[gattobamboom]

[nobutwhydoievenneedaurl]

In true predator fashion, I will now lay down for 10+ hours

[nobutwhydoievenneedaurl]

politics suuucccckkk can they all just be chill please

[nobutwhydoievenneedaurl]

man I really do love me some tomato soup. you can’t do anything wrong with that one.

[nobutwhydoievenneedaurl]

Gonna make a character in among us who’s name is „tomato soup“ and will be dressed accordingly. Let’s see how many people I can get hungry in public lobbies

[nobutwhydoievenneedaurl]

What‘s the fun in Among Us if you don’t have a little Guy you met in a random lobby and are now dragging around and hyping him up constantly?

[ivimeowii]

Past Life spoilers...?

Never give up on your dreams. One day, you too can be like him

[shxxmisafreak]

wyd when my gang pull up (seven horses)

[thememedaddy]

[nobutwhydoievenneedaurl]

some guy at a party: hey d‘you wanna take some lsd

me, a chad: no thanks i do not wish to become a flesh interface

[nobutwhydoievenneedaurl]

If I ever have my own house, I will celebrate by having a room completely empty except there will be an enormous squid plushie hanging from the ceiling. All visitors will have to pass through this room eventually. I will use this opportunity to say things like „let‘s greet the squid!“ and leave them alone in the room. After an uncomfortable amount of time, which they will have to spend in silence, I will announce that the squid has judged them and they may now come in truly. I will not explain my reasons for this.

[nobutwhydoievenneedaurl]

man I really do love me some tomato soup. you can’t do anything wrong with that one.

[nobutwhydoievenneedaurl]

Being a DM is so hard I wanna show my party my campaign so bad but it‘s not finished yet and I don‘t wanna gatekeep any longer!! Also I have grown extremely attached to my NPCs that will literally never appear again after this campaign but they are everything to me right now.