vampire with plastic teeth

shannon, white, adult, aro-ace spec lesbian

[xiaaaaaaaa]

[apolladay]

Which notorious English class short story fucked you up the most?

* I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream

*The King in Yellow

* The Lottery

* The Masque of the Red Death

* The Monkey’s Paw

* The Most Dangerous Game

* The Nameless City

* The Ones Who Walk Away from Omelas

* There Will Come Soft Rains

*The Yellow Wallpaper

* The Veldt

* “you think those were fucked up? What about [X]!”

Which notorious English class short story fucked you up the most?

I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream

The King in Yellow

The Lottery

The Masque of the Red Death

The Monkey’s Paw

The Most Dangerous Game

The Nameless City

The Ones Who Walk Away from Omelas

There Will Come Soft Rains

The Yellow Wallpaper

The Veldt

“you think those were fucked up? What about [X]!”

Voting ended onApr 30

[it-grrl]

Okay I have things I should be seeing to but I couldn't help myself. In case you, like me, have not read all of these stories and would like to be amongst the lucky 10,000 today:

I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream by Harlan Ellison

The King in Yellow by Robert W Chambers*

The Lottery by Shirley Jackson**

The Masque of the Red Death by Edgar Allan Poe

The Monkey's Paw by W.W. Jacobs

The Most Dangerous Game by Richard O'Connell

The Nameless City by HP Lovecraft

The Ones Who Walk Away From Omelas by Ursula K LeGuin

There Will Come Soft Rains by Ray Bradbury

The Yellow Wallpaper by Charlotte Perkins Gilman

The Veldt by Ray Bradbury

Honorable Mention from the comments/reblogs:

All Summer in a Day by Ray Bradbury

*note: this is actually a collection of short stories and clocks in at about 72k words

**Originally published in the New Yorker in 1948; interestingly, the New Yorker still has this story archived on their website BEHIND A PAYWALL. CAN YOU IMAGINE.

[symdog]

"no you can't control the computer because uh that would be user unfriendly" <- shit they expect us to believe

[acekoral]

"The user doesn't know what they are doing, but luckily we are smart and can make all the decisions for them" <- voice of an operating system that kills its own firewall for no reason and doesn't tell anyone for months until you ask it where the firewall is

[ryan-sometimes]

It’s so sad that students are now relying so heavily on AI for writing essays because they’re missing out on the best part of writing an essay which is when you’re a few paragraphs in and you just reach that flow state where your thought process becomes one with the essay and you’re slamming the keys so hard that you’re on the verge of destroying your laptop. I used to get high off of that shit

[sweatermuppet]

so pro-abortion i forget people try to get pregnant on purpose

[tsaescii]

how it feels spending money on something i wanted

[frightfullytreeish]

reblog to slowblink at your mutuals

[tlirsgender]

My most socially disabling Too Woke thing is noticing how men won't get the fuck out of your way. Like it doesn't even occur to them that they can move out of your fucking way. I need to start letting them just walk directly into me and pushing their chairs so I can quite literally sit at the table etc. This isn't a metaphor I had that second one happen the other day

[tlirsgender]

I will be at the function where everyone's sitting in a circle and there will be a man sitting directly in front of me for no fucking reason so I'm literally physically kind of pushed off to the side. And I'm expected to not start killing them about it

[nocakesformissedith]

honestly Mona in the books kinda had a point like imagine trying to be friends with someone and they act like you’re Gross and Weird for watching Fear Factor and then you turn and there’s their bestie Aria carrying around a stuffed pig , sniffing the grass and pretending to eat lice out of someone’s hair. like I’d be mad too honestly

[64mpg]

google used to know what i was talking about

[kosmogrl]

I will be ok when I sit by the sea for 5 hours

[calciumcryptid]

I feel like a lot of people get "All Art is Political" confused with "All Art is made with Political Intentions" which is not the same.

[wholesome-animal-images]

[geek-ramblings]

[indigosfindings]

which of the three "superwholock" shows have you voluntarily watched at least one full season of?

supernatural only

doctor who only

sherlock only

supernatural & doctor who

supernatural & sherlock

doctor who & sherlock

all three

none of them

unsure/see results

Voting ended onMay 21

[vroomvroombrrr]

I'm still stuck at "excuses and lies seem to still be your specialty." What do you mean by that? WHAT DO YOU MEEANN!?!?

[gaytanic-panic]