KAL!

they/them // gay for clay

[ur-fave-is-a-himbo]

Pierce from Animal Crossing is a Himbo, hawkeye!

[corsolanite]

Same energy

[fatjovan-deactivated20131125]

[xlec]

this vine is one year old but everything about this is art. the camera rotates a full 180 degrees around a point. the child in the background misses an easy basketball shot then gets hit in the face in the face with a basketball. the fact that this kids name is semi. the fucking beat is three notes and semi kills that shit with one of the hottest bars dropped in this decade. ‘money add then multiply’ means that semi knows his fuckin shit but he doesnt know how to say mathematics. put this fucking vine on a cd so it can be looped by aliens 3000 years in the future

[wangdude2006]

you missed the kid’s genius - he can spell mathematics, he goes an extra step, it’s (M)oney (A)dd (Th)en (M)ultiply, I call that MATHM-Mathematics

[xlec]

[xlec]

this post never dies and you know what? i hope it never does. long live Semi the King.

[sailorbrazil]

accept her

[sloppystyle]

[kaijuno]

[valtsv]

[moonriv-deactivated20210119]

[redstarovermoundcity]

[hotboyproblems]

does it scare you that in less than 3 months it’ll be 2014

[slushi]

BITCH WE OUT HERE TAKIN OUR

M E D S

AND DRINKIN THAT UHHHH

W A T E R

Still havent showered but bitch

WE’LL GET THERE

[myonline-pityparty]

EA: the sims community is great because they create so much QUALITY ™ content

Modders:

[coaltar-of-the-deepers]

[ryuuzao-moved-blog]

[juuliaroberts]

At Subway...

Me: And can I have extra mustard please

Worker: Sure just tell me when…..

Me: 

Worker:

Me: Okay that’s good, thanks…. 

Worker: *not stopping* *orgasming* 

Me: STOP THAT’S TOO MUCH

Worker: *Still adding mustard*

Me:

Worker: Great! Thanks! The magic word! 

Worker: Would you like anything else?

Me: 

Worker: Okay that’ll be $7.50

Me: *pays* 

Mom: Where is my fucking change?

[thethingsifindfunny]

This is so dumb i should not be laughing this hard

[popokko-deactivated20210315]

me: hmm what happens if i forcibly bend this thing

thing: *breaks*

me:

[valtsv]

there are two types of pet owners:

1. my baby!!! my fucking cinammon apple!!!!!!!

2. naughty boy. ugly. stinky bastard man.

[nocchigiri]

hi im in college now how are all of u