Close, but no cigar.

"...It's just awful. He talks and talks and talks. And if he isn't talking, he's smoking his smelly cigars all over the house. I'm so sick of the smell of cigar smoke I could just roll over and die." "The cigars are ballast, sweetheart. Sheer ballast. If he didn't have a cigar to hold on to, his feet would leave the ground. We'd never see our Zooey again."

[emeraldcas]

reblog for something very lgbt to happen to you on nov 5th

[jaubaius]

The smoothness of the “walk"🎵♬ ♩ ♪ 

[kiefbowl]

I’ve thought about her Every minute since I reblogged this yesterday

[reginaldqueribundus]

can they do that? are you allowed to just fuckin… click and drag yourself like that? y’all practitioning the dark arts???? these people are out here defying gravity. moving around like the DVD player screensaver. they hacked reality and started wiggling their bodies back and forth like the Spore creature creator. I’m pretty sure they can clip through walls at will. shit.

[userkyle]

Spider-man (2002) dir. Sam Raimi

[nocigar]

me watching the new bts dance break

[4yuel]

No thoughts, just this

[notvoid]

[milf-adjacent]

Love how she was all carefree then skipped right over angry and went all the way to Dark Souls miniboss

[agoddamnrayofsunshine]

Nightmare image

[chewedcorn]

August’s schedule (oc)

[everythingstarstuff]

[acitybythelightunited]

…you have too much time on your …HANDS.

[iamthegenderman]

what compelled you to do this

[no-place-for-strange-birds]

Humans have been compelled to do this for thousands of years

[everythingfox]

“My neighbours are spying on me”

(via)

[electronicgallery]

Museum Asks People To Recreate Paintings At Home, Gets 30 New Impressive Photos

It appears that boredom lies behind the most creative ideas. That's why quarantine has produced some of the most entertaining activities. One of them is the Getty Museum challenge, that so many of you have already seen in our previous article here.

[delphinidin4]

Narcissus taking a selfie is the ACTUAL best.

[aveotardis]

Painting recreations are my favorite thing to come out of quarantine.

[willowcrowned]

finding out about the new supernatural drama exclusively through tumblr like an archaeologist piecing together a culture from a scattering of pottery fragments

[toastbutteregg]

[solunar-light-deactivated202105]

Tumblr is actually a nightclub and we all are the drunk girls in the bathroom being besties

[owlmylove]

quarantine portraits: the zoom meeting vs. the rokeby Venus

[vicholas]

[bi-dazai]

pls follow mondo mascots lol

[ottermatopoeia]

alexa show me the dark japanese city mascot lore

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[let-themeatcake]

Okay, but if I'm thinking of the same article then their marriage is based on a strong care for each other, and a want to make that commitment "official", not just a sneaky attempt to get healthcare.

They consider themselves "each other's person" and are thinking about co-parenting at some point, it's all very sweet.

The joke's still funny, but it does diminish the importance of this relationship to these two women outside of just what the government gives them for it.

(The article in question, for anyone who wants to read)

[mad-dyspunktional]

Queerplatonic relationships are valid y'all.

[robco-official-deactivated20250]

no thoughts head empty

[the-knights-who-say-book]

[zoobus]

Without even looking I know people are losing their minds over neutral good

[honeylemony]

The people mad about the microwave are also the people who care too much about children’s cartoons