*screams in unstable*

inbox or dm me if you have a favourite Pimento quote you want me to post :) (and yes, that is Garamond. What other font would I use? Cambria?!) Also go follow my other account @nocontextginalinetti

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I LOVE THIS ACCOUNT

aaah! Thank you!! I haven't posted on here in ages but ngl I miss it so stay tuned as more pimento content may be on it's way 😁🥰

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You believed in me, and I took that belief and just dumped all over it

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I didn't know that. That is a bummer.

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Woah, hang on, you carry a chequebook with you? So cool.

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Thank you for the presents, we're keeping them.

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This is my fault. I should have just given up when fate burned down the pawn shop.

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This is the worst day of my life.

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The universe is back on track!

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Oh, don't bother. Let's just kick down the door and take back what's mine.

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When I was in that Uzbek prison, choking on my own blood because my face was being beaten in, I realised... Life is funny.

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YOU'RE THE SON OF A BITCH! *aggressive making out*

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Awh, Jake! I am so honoured and I would love to be - oh, nope, I can't make this. This is the same night as Lady Gaga.

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Oh, that is so much better! Buttslammed is so stupid!

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Aw, what?! I already got the match lit!

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We go directly to Travis' house right now, pee on everything he owns and then burn that place to the ground.

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How dare you! I gave you the best two weeks of my life!