#b99 quote

[prongsievans]

barty: but we’re friends! i was building up to calling you a nickname soon!

regulus: that’ll never happen! in fact, you just lost your “regulus” privileges. from now on, you can call me by my last name or 'hey, you'. preferably 'hey you'.

barty: come on, regulus!

regulus: *death glare*

barty: come on, hey you...

[ilya-sweetheart]

yall know that scene from b99 where jake’s hero calls his dad i mean captain a slur

yeah that’s ilya with scott after he comes out

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toronto player: you don’t have to stick up for that homo (scott)

ilya, mic’ed up for the game and ready to kill for his favourite dinosaur: i really wish you hadn’t said that

toronto player: wha-?

ilya would be throwing gloves so fast they fly across the ice and decks the man in one swell punch before he has time to react

it doesn’t even start a big fight because ilya would glide peacefully over to the sin bin with his hands in the air like “yeah yeah i know, five minute penalty — but other team needs to pay fine!!”

[dogdaysareover365]

Rocky: That's what you're worried about! You could've died man.

Grace: I wasn't hurt that badly. The doctor said all my bleeding was internal. That's where the blood is supposed to be!

[fleabagsversion]

Ilya: *sighs* okay, I know that tone, here comes petty Shane.

Shane: Nah bitch, I am not being petty!

Ilya: you just said, “Nah bitch”!!

[fivedrinksamy]

[spideydipshit]

Clint: Attention, everyone, I can hear you speculating about the nature and origin of my injury from my office. I tripped over an uneven sidewalk. I did not think it was relevant to your jobs, the jobs which you should all be doing right now. Get to work.

Everyone goes back to work, Clint walks to Kate

Clint: Do you wanna know how I actually hurt my wrist?

Kate: Yes.

Clint: I was hula-hooping. Natasha and I attend a class for fitness and for fun.

Kate: Oh my god.

Clint: I’ve mastered all the moves.

Clint shows Kate pictures of him hula-hooping on his phone

Clint: The pizza toss, the tornado, the scorpion, the oopsie doodle.

Kate: Why are you telling me this?

Clint: Because no one… will ever believe you.

Clint deletes the pictures

Kate: No. No!

Kate: You sick son of a bitch.

[wildpawsss]

"oh thank god, my wife and my dad are here

I mean- Captain Dad, I mean- I know who my dad is-

it's you-"

[paperbackribs]

Eddie: If we're going to see each other in secret, we should set up some rules.

Steve: Let’s not have sex right away.

Eddie: Cool. Cool cool cool cool cool. No doubt, no doubt, no doubt. Good rule. No sex. Good rule.

[a short while later]

Steve: So... we broke a rule.