Out of Context Grumps

Game Grumps and Steam Train quotes taken out of context.

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“So you have five dollars? Big fucking deal.” - Dan (Super Mario Bros. 3 No Touch pt. 2, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f7mcTU_8LMg)

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“Sorry, I was just looking down at my wiener.” - Arin (House Party pt. 6, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MaY4YUzmE-I)

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“Yes, I’ll fuck my way to the throne!” - Dan (Defender of the Crown, https://youtu.be/gE-huXWd-v4)

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Out of Context Grumps turned 4 today! Yes, I have been posting Grump quotes on here on and off for four years now. Things may have been quiet lately, but this blog is certainly not dead.

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Just try shoving all the things in all the places.” - Dan (Christmas Carol pt. 4, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3yd5-AlzG8Y)

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“That was pretty good actually, if it weren’t for that cinnamon & raisin debacle.” - Dan (Family Feud SNES pt. 2, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7lJdAlW82X8)

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“Yeah dude, I’ll fuck pasta.” - Arin (Super Mario Bros. 3 No Touch pt. 5, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Csa57jBajdY)

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“Hey, have you seen my side chick? She’s, uh, forty feet tall roaming across the plains.” - Dan (The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7aVjjmt4k5s) 

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“I see games, and snacks, and dead people, but those are luxury things.” - Dan (Katamari Forever pt. 4, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n04y5w9UQCs)

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“I’ll never forget that time I went to arts & crafts class, we were making beaded necklaces, and I banged your mom.” - Dan (Zelda: Wand of Gamelon pt. 22, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2-M7yKORUo)

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“Skate fast, eat ass; that’s the Zelda way.” - Dan (The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild pt. 1, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V82qSnN9eFE&t=1502s)

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“You should just be in a monogamous relationship, and sprinkle in an orgy every now and then.” - Dan (We Love Katamari pt. 4, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TfXAWR9eIIk)

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“Great news, I can finally beat you with a hammer!” - Dan (Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door pt. 7, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=syZTcTqXd3A)

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“Never let it be said that I couldn’t suck my way to victory.” - Dan (Grumps Dream Course pt. 17, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebHnXuXrYZc)

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“Yeah, I’m ten, I’m naked, and I’m building a kayak. These things happen.” - Dan (Silent Hill 4 pt. 3, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HKtNZGP_0C8&index=23&list=PLiPpXnhlRjGil9RocpMg1Qw90GE_0rdBS)

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Still one of my favorite contextless Grumps quotes.

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“Well scoop up those boys at the urinal, and your day will turn out fine.” - Dan (Katamari Forever pt. 17, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmCx_fh6TkI)

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“Now I have no sunlight and everything smells like urine.” - Dan (Super Mario 64 pt. 33, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2R9kQhGwd4)