No Context Jennifer Juan

No context quotes and moments from poet and singer Jennifer Juan

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“A girl just slut dropped literally in my face.”

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“When I am prime minister, I will make being a heterosexual man a criminal offence.”

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“Madonna gets her bum out on Instagram once and everyone is suddenly the purity police.”

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“The bathroom had the best light so hello x”

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“Think I might give up self loathing for lent.”

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“I get that Miss Thing wanted a lil red herring moment but that shit traumatised me for the whole of my life and I don’t think the added twist was worth the trauma I suffered, to be honest.”

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“I think I’m celebrating international women’s day by being as problematic and chaotic as I want, and just painting anyone who calls me out as a misogynist.”

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“She doesn’t understand why she was being referred to as Mother, and who was doing it. Still a bop tho.”

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“I am literally begging her to leave homosexuals alone.”

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“Also, men can make themselves sandwiches and I’m too busy doing lesbian sex correctly to make food for capable, lazy men.”

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“I’m sorry. I don’t mean to be fascist on main, but I really cannot deal with this anymore and it absolutely will be a capital offence when I am prime minister. It’s for the best.”

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“Not to be a Catholic about it but I am v shocked to see boobs on Disney plus.”

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“Retiring to bed to write a horrid story about a haunted nuclear shelter x”

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“Wearing trousers or covering up my boobs too much is against my religion.”

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“The nurse couldn’t find my cervix so had to call a doctor. I started crying and panicking cos I didn’t know where it had gone but the doctor managed to find it in the end, so everything is fine 🫶”

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“If this were addressed at me, I would simply log off, throw my phone in a river and move to a remote location where nobody knew my name.”

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“Keep it in jail forever.”