Everything and nothing

[free-my-mindd]

[kingbedlam]

[shop5]

the current administration would totally fall for the Trojan horse. they'd take promo pictures of it on the white house lawn and the president would be on TV talking about how it's made of a big beautiful American lumber or some shit.

[beardedmrbean]

[catchymemes]

[alexandriaocasiocortez]

Being a flop changed my life. The world is not my oyster, I am glowing. I walked into a pole this morning. There's very little I wouldn't do for $1,000

[avatarexpert]

NEED TO GO BACK IN TIME TO SEE EMMA D’ARCY AS ROMEO IN ROMEO AND JULIET!!

[vamptits]

don't ever look up what your childhood friends are up to now!!!!!!!!!! like girl you're a nuclear safety engineer. i put on matching socks today. we played tag a thousand years ago.

[halberdbooks]

Yeah

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

[stealingpotatoes]

hey. hey you. yeah you. theres a kiwi on your dash

[stealingpotatoes]

woah!! the kiwi's having a barbie and you're invited! he's serving... melted pineapple lumps

[longislandairpower]

[trupie]

[porcelain-rob0t]

the european mind cannot comprehend the 48 oz dunkin bucket

[derryderrydown]

Excuse me while I look something up...

1.4 litres????

[politenotice]

[interestingmistakes]

[fieldexplores]

Human Treasures - Takis

[parkjimins]

Forbidden Fruits (2026) dir. Meredith Alloway

[importantcatpics]

[nycswebhead]

got really fucking high the other day and convinced myself that there was a new villain in the city and had a full on fight with a rat. not like a superpowered rat just regular

[its-rats]

:(

[nycswebhead]

god im sorry.

[nycswebhead]

i loved you in ratatouille

[mint-swirl]

clown event still possible

[weaselle]

i believe you will find that not only is clown event possible, clown event has been happening for a decade already

[morgue-legs]

i saw a woman today who looked exactly like that titty malaysia woman from orphan black