Everything and nothing

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

[stealingpotatoes]

hey. hey you. yeah you. theres a kiwi on your dash

[stealingpotatoes]

woah!! the kiwi's having a barbie and you're invited! he's serving... melted pineapple lumps

[longislandairpower]

[trupie]

[porcelain-rob0t]

the european mind cannot comprehend the 48 oz dunkin bucket

[derryderrydown]

Excuse me while I look something up...

1.4 litres????

[politenotice]

[interestingmistakes]

[fieldexplores]

Human Treasures - Takis

[karazorsel]

Forbidden Fruits (2026) dir. Meredith Alloway

[importantcatpics]

[nycswebhead]

got really fucking high the other day and convinced myself that there was a new villain in the city and had a full on fight with a rat. not like a superpowered rat just regular

[its-rats]

:(

[nycswebhead]

god im sorry.

[nycswebhead]

i loved you in ratatouille

[mint-swirl]

clown event still possible

[weaselle]

i believe you will find that not only is clown event possible, clown event has been happening for a decade already

[morgue-legs]

i saw a woman today who looked exactly like that titty malaysia woman from orphan black

[perenial]

sorry for finding it hot when people's hair goes grey. as if im wrong

[ballroomnotoriety]

im sobbing

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I’ve seen this on my dash at least ten times now and somehow every single time I am once again unprepared for how the cat looks.

[seabeck]

Dunes

[sandmandaddy69]

[freyaskyejones]

JANUARY 20, 2006 → JANUARY 20, 2026

[tauforged]

why does one of these gummi worms have LEGS

[tauforged]

he’s evolving??!???!

[tauforged]

update: there were THREE with legs in this bag and one of them was three colors instead of two. why are my gummi worms mutating

[misidentifying-animals-in-posts]

Mwanza flat-headed rock agama (Agama mwanzae)

Photo by sameerajmani on iNaturalist

[todaysbird]

he is blogging

[paperplanechemtrails]