Shooting blanks

Ren/old/everywhere Malkavian pride (18+)

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girl what the FUCK is a female-presenting nipple

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*dresses my nipples up in cute little skirts and puffy blouses and a pair of sparkly headbands*

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I lost a follower???????? but whomst

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but then again I never really had it so how could I lose it

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rotten-ash‌:

noctistonitrui‌:

Yo who are you how long have you been following me I’m mobile and I don’t know shit

You have been following me, or at least reblogging my things. So you tell me, hm?

I am me. Who are you?

WHAT 

I must be losing it 

I’m also me. it’s good to meet you, me, I hope me and me can be buds. Sometimes I look me in the mirror and I see me. How about you? You? Me? We?

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A redraw of an old favorite I originally drew in 2017.

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I know this old dude (I mean that bitch was around since bc era he was like a Vandal or some shit?) who really loves animals but like he can't have any cos they're all terrified of him

It's further hilarious cos he's Catholic but he can't go near churches cos everyone is PETRIFIED of him

One time I caught him staring outside of a church. No one left the building until dawn when he had to leave

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I love cats. I got so lucky and animals aren't scared of me so now I have this little cat dude that hangs out with me and warms me up n shit

It's nice cos I don't generate my own heat anymore but this little fucker is all curled up on me

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Yo who are you how long have you been following me I'm mobile and I don't know shit

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Driving through rural New England after midnight in a snowstorm

November 2018

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seeing the name Gehenna keeps throwing me for a loop

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same

you get used to it

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Fucking fuck my dude

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seeing the name Gehenna keeps throwing me for a loop

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Anyway my brother hallucinated that I was a bird again

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did you guys know that there’s an entire syndrome dedicated to being disappointed in Paris, because France is terrible?

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adoerable‌:

noctistonitrui‌:

They suck 

Don…Yeah I mean.

Vampires?

Yeah but they’re like obsessed with things that they think are pretty and immediately forget their obsession like five fucking seconds later and leave it in the dust and they are trash scum

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adoerable‌:

noctistonitrui‌:

No it’s because my ass was straight up abandoned in France by a bitch of a Toreador who said she loved me.

You said some words and like, they hold some sort of significance to someone who isn’t me and that’s rough buddy.

But damn if that specific order and phrase means hardly jack shit to me because I don’t know the significance of “a Toreador.”

They suck 

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whenever i gotta make a new post i just seductively lick my phone keyboard until i somehow type out a complete sentence