Bored at work, so I made this.

This job basically has nothing happen, so I'm gonna leak secrets just cuz. (No homophobes) (No transphobes) (No racists) (No sexists)

[nocturnalpizzalover]

This job sucks, I'm bored, ask what you want, I have a few hours until my shift ends.

Do not ask what's in the Fazbear Pizza sauce, even if I knew, the paperwork makes it clear there will be CONSEQUENCES for learning it.

I am not kidding, my lawyer couldn't find a loophole.

(Rules are listed above, be nice and please don't try to do multifandom RP with me, I WILL ignore you.)

[No, this isn't an Afton Family member, he just came here for work]

[Or did he?]

[He could be a robot, but how would he know?]

[What makes him so different?]

[teapotsoffcialyup]

ITS TAG GAME TIMEEEEEEEEEE

weirdest thing you have ever eaten, like something that had a weird smell or texture or color if it was weird it counts

and there's no judging here bc I'm not the position to judge anyone after what I'm about to say

raw Pillsbury dough, like just straight out the package

@bacone-official @thegayriley @huh-what-the-heck-was-that @weirdo-offical @err0rc0d3 @the-lord-of-rats-offical @trans-boy-thing-offical @satan-offical @divorce-offical

[the-lord-of-rats-offical]

either glow stick juice or glue

WAIT ACTUALLY I DID EAT HALF A BAR OF SOAP SOOOO

@divorce-offical @sleep-gummies @willsartemporium @playtime-co-offical @wpnzarsenal @divorce-offical @len-the-antagonist

[playtime-co-offical]

An entire raw bacon cheese burger

@harley-sawyer-offical @lily-lovebraids @anonmous-offical @pokepasta-fan @londons-best-thief-official

[londons-best-thief-official]

Half eaten sandwich left in the trash, and no, it wasn’t rotten. I’m not that nasty.

[nocturnalpizzalover]

Forgot to tag people.

Personally, I'd say probably a whole marble.

I don't know if I digested it or passed it yet.

@traitorday @wasforcedtojoinyouheathans @critter-z

[londons-best-thief-official]

puppeteer: gasp ty idk how i forgot 😔

A… Marble? How do you swallow a marble? I mean, that’s an accomplishment.

[nocturnalpizzalover]

Not really, my mouth is big enough to fit a lightbulb and remove it without complications.

[londons-best-thief-official]

Oh. Wow… That is also an accomplishment.

[nocturnalpizzalover]

Tell me, I mostly did it cuz I was messsing around and went "wait, could my moth fit the removal?"

[teapotsoffcialyup]

ITS TAG GAME TIMEEEEEEEEEE

weirdest thing you have ever eaten, like something that had a weird smell or texture or color if it was weird it counts

and there's no judging here bc I'm not the position to judge anyone after what I'm about to say

raw Pillsbury dough, like just straight out the package

@bacone-official @thegayriley @huh-what-the-heck-was-that @weirdo-offical @err0rc0d3 @the-lord-of-rats-offical @trans-boy-thing-offical @satan-offical @divorce-offical

[the-lord-of-rats-offical]

either glow stick juice or glue

WAIT ACTUALLY I DID EAT HALF A BAR OF SOAP SOOOO

@divorce-offical @sleep-gummies @willsartemporium @playtime-co-offical @wpnzarsenal @divorce-offical @len-the-antagonist

[playtime-co-offical]

An entire raw bacon cheese burger

@harley-sawyer-offical @lily-lovebraids @anonmous-offical @pokepasta-fan @londons-best-thief-official

[londons-best-thief-official]

Half eaten sandwich left in the trash, and no, it wasn’t rotten. I’m not that nasty.

[nocturnalpizzalover]

Forgot to tag people.

Personally, I'd say probably a whole marble.

I don't know if I digested it or passed it yet.

@traitorday @wasforcedtojoinyouheathans @critter-z

[londons-best-thief-official]

puppeteer: gasp ty idk how i forgot 😔

A… Marble? How do you swallow a marble? I mean, that’s an accomplishment.

[nocturnalpizzalover]

Not really, my mouth is big enough to fit a lightbulb and remove it without complications.

[teapotsoffcialyup]

ITS TAG GAME TIMEEEEEEEEEE

weirdest thing you have ever eaten, like something that had a weird smell or texture or color if it was weird it counts

and there's no judging here bc I'm not the position to judge anyone after what I'm about to say

raw Pillsbury dough, like just straight out the package

@bacone-official @thegayriley @huh-what-the-heck-was-that @weirdo-offical @err0rc0d3 @the-lord-of-rats-offical @trans-boy-thing-offical @satan-offical @divorce-offical

[the-lord-of-rats-offical]

either glow stick juice or glue

WAIT ACTUALLY I DID EAT HALF A BAR OF SOAP SOOOO

@divorce-offical @sleep-gummies @willsartemporium @playtime-co-offical @wpnzarsenal @divorce-offical @len-the-antagonist

[playtime-co-offical]

An entire raw bacon cheese burger

@harley-sawyer-offical @lily-lovebraids @anonmous-offical @pokepasta-fan @londons-best-thief-official

[londons-best-thief-official]

Half eaten sandwich left in the trash, and no, it wasn’t rotten. I’m not that nasty.

[nocturnalpizzalover]

Forgot to tag people.

Personally, I'd say probably a whole marble.

I don't know if I digested it or passed it yet.

@traitorday @wasforcedtojoinyouheathans @critter-z

[smilingcrittersthingig]

TOUILLE KISS METER

Yes I’m shooting big for this one

Mainly because I’m not too convinced this will do well, quite honestly I just did this for shits and giggles lol

[smilingcrittersthingig]

Bobby Bearhug more like Bobby Bearkiss amirite lads or amirite lads

[nocturnalpizzalover]

So Touille is a trashy bi disaster, got it.

[spookberry]

Was reminded of my old monster Cinderella x Snow White story and felt like redesigning them a bit

[nocturnalpizzalover]

Jelly.

[hollowforms]

target locked

[nocturnalpizzalover]

Cool!

[the-apekspredator]

[nocturnalpizzalover]

Oh, hey, it's my lawyer.

[gammaterion]

Finished piece

[nocturnalpizzalover]

Cute.

Her Militech suit is my favorite, though, personally.

[rubyfunkey]

watched Gameoverse and havent been thinking abt Malice every second since or anything

[nocturnalpizzalover]

Trust me, sexy robots are NOT your friend.

Not off the bat, at least.

[unchecked-ego]

gobbles learns some new words!!

[nocturnalpizzalover]

SCHLACKPACK, NOOOOOO-

[nocturnalpizzalover]

Anyone think of the fact that Lizzy, Doll and V all wear freaking crop tops and we managed to hear VERY little hate targeting it?

I heard hate around episode 5, and that was probably just ship discourse.

Although, to be fair, anyone NOT wearing a crop top were just running around without any pants-

[rebalton]

[nocturnalpizzalover]

Hear me out....

At 6 years old-

[importantcatpics]

[nocturnalpizzalover]

Heh, looks like my first day photo with the guy I replaced.

And his first with the guy before that.

And his first with the guy before that.

And his first with the girl before that.

And her first with the girl before that....

And her first with the guy before that....

And his first with the guy before that....

And....

Wait, am I remembering that order right?

[nocturnalpizzalover]

Did you have fun with my friend

@elizabeth-afton-offical

If you're talking about that Ennard guy, he left just cuz I liked having CONTROL over my body.

[elizabeth-afton-offical]

Oh what a disappointment he was always easily manipulated

So would you like some ice cream I promise there's nothing wrong with it It's just ice cream I got rid of all the rotting teeth flavored ice cream so that's not what I'm offering

[nocturnalpizzalover]

Eh, I had breakfast.

.... I think I did, anyways.

[elizabeth-afton-offical]

You're like the least fun night guard ever I miss when Michael work here (I don't know if you're a night guard she just decided you are because every human interacts with his a night guard)

[nocturnalpizzalover]

Well, since the job was open, I bet he MUST'VE returned the sentiment.

(You're wrong, but he IS a nightguard.)

[nocturnalpizzalover]

Did you have fun with my friend

@elizabeth-afton-offical

If you're talking about that Ennard guy, he left just cuz I liked having CONTROL over my body.

[elizabeth-afton-offical]

Oh what a disappointment he was always easily manipulated

So would you like some ice cream I promise there's nothing wrong with it It's just ice cream I got rid of all the rotting teeth flavored ice cream so that's not what I'm offering

[nocturnalpizzalover]

Eh, I had breakfast.

.... I think I did, anyways.

[nocturnalpizzalover]

Did you have fun with my friend

@elizabeth-afton-offical

If you're talking about that Ennard guy, he left just cuz I liked having CONTROL over my body.