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[belzebubsofficial]

[starchildluver]

[weskie-boo]

[veryverysentimental]

*throws glitter in the air*

im Dying

[b9d3h3je2-deactivated20180827]

my dad bought new scooby doo cereal but the dog bone shaped cereal pieces look like dicks

[b9d3h3je2-deactivated20180827]

im about to eat a bowl of dicks for breakfast

[b9d3h3je2-deactivated20180827]

that was the last and worst bowl of dicks i will ever eat Fuck you scooby dicks cereal

[munirubi]

[belzebubsofficial]

[theayayy]

We all know that this book should have another author…

[weskie-boo]

[vanessaramos16]

We all know where he’s going…

[ghost--gifs]

[the-nameless-ghuleh]

[thursday]

[deathcrush]

Necrobutcher & Dead…

[dolldirector]

HENRIK: has the most innocent smile and lovely golden curls HENRIK: has a habit of staring people down from the stage, deadpan, and it’s scary as hell

KUNGEN: likes to drink and pull funny faces KUNGEN: honestly looks undead and spoopy in 99% of all concert photos

TIM: is always happy and curls his moustache TIM: appears in photoshoot emerging from a rickety shed, wild-eyed and wielding a chainsaw

JOHN: enjoys nice views and is generally so pleased that his childhood dream is becoming a reality JOHN: stands behind the drum set for a while at the beginning of every show, remaining completely silent and looking convincingly like a serial killer

JOHANNES: enjoys cartoons and video games, and small fluffy animals JOHANNES: is creepy-ass possibly vampiric clown who vaguely suggests he intends to eat some kids

AVATAR: are pure cinammon rolls, too sweet for this world AVATAR: are brutal as fuck metal gods, bring them blood sacrifices

[mysteriuminiquitatis]

[xueyangapologist]

i envy people who have dreams with clear rational plots like “i was on my favourite tv show for a day” my dreams are like i’m in a diner and i’m pregnant. i leave the diner and i’m in a forest watching the pregnant woman who is no longer me. she turns around and now we’re in a jeep and she’s my dad. we’re listening to music which is somehow numbers. he asks if i remember the time we went to pakistan and i say yeah because i do. i wake up and remember i’ve never been to pakistan in my life.

[stability]