very cool very swag

hey there

[mousegirlheart]

[costco-blueberry-muffin]

you've been hit by. you've been struck by

thunder tome

[ink-the-artist]

Making a Selection From the Sock Drawer

[normal-horoscopes]

SMALL DOG LEVITATES FROG WITH INCREDIBLE PSYCHIC POWER

[sonic-justice-real-for]

[merks-trash-fire]

These goddamn "heartfelt" stay at home commercials from big brands that act like it's been years genuinely make my skin crawl.

[merks-trash-fire]

Upon 2 seconds of reflection I have come to understand that feeling is bloodlust.

[bezosbaldhead-deactivated202007]

simply hearing the line “in these uncertain times” awakens a deep and intense desire to go completely feral

[lightheartedsuggestion]

You are still whole without them. You always were.

[animauxing]

stepping stones.

[priyas-tiddies]

The day Jade from Victorious slowly counted to three during Take a Hint was the day my heterosexuality ended

[valtsv]

WHEN A CHARACTER GETS WOUNDED AND THEY GO TO THEIR LOVE INTEREST FOR HELP AND WHILE THEY’RE GETTING THEIR INJURIES CLEANED AND PATCHED UP THEY FLINCH FROM THE STING OF THE ANTISEPTIC AND THEIR LOVE INTEREST SAYS “HOLD STILL” IN AN EXASPERATED BUT TOUCHINGLY CONCERNED TONE OF VOICE AND THEN THEY ACCIDENTALLY MAKE EYE CONTACT OR BRUSH HANDS AND JUST FREEZE IN THAT POSITION UNTIL THE TENSION IN THE ROOM IS NEARLY UNBERABLE BEFORE BOTH LOOKING AWAY AND PRETENDING THE UNSPOKEN THING THAT JUST PASSED BETWEEN THEM NEVER HAPPENED

[theweirdwideweb]

[aritany]

[ohreigen]

RANDOM AND SIMPLE EDITS ☆ ver. 02 [ 06 / 10 ]   

[square-enix]

i hope this email finds you a broken husk of a man

[chayam-chi]

[skinoutqueen]

Nobody:

Rude ass person who thinks being mean is a personality trait: sorry sweetheart I’m just really blunt 😘

[enigmaticpink]

I firmly believe what ever you're obsessed with at 11/12 years old becomes a core part of who you are, regardless if you lose interest in it or not. Maybe some of you were lucky and were obsessed with warrior cats or smth, and if you're real unlucky it was probably twilight.

[dankmemeuniversity]

[hayleyhearts]

that’s just a regular platypus???

[friendlyoceanmower]

[thegreenpea]

PERRY THE PLATYPUS ?!?!