bob's burgers sentence meme!
"It’s Halloween, not Hallowuss!"
"I’ve been using the toilet like an idiot."
"It’s like watching two monkeys at the puberty zoo."
"I had no idea there was so much butt touching in baseball."
"That’s very manipulative, dad. I can see where I get it from."
"Who wants to help me glue a wig on a cadaver?"
"What is your problem with fire?!"
"I’m gonna drink some Bailey’s and unwind."
"I’m going to personally run it into to ground!"
“You son of a snitch! What’s your favorite movie? Squeal Magnolias?”
“There’s someone behind the milk. Maybe it’s the dairy fairy.”
"All I know is that sex sells, so we need to find some sex and sell it!"
"I’ve never peed in an olympic-sized swimming pool. I’m not sure I can go for the gold."
“Can you believe he was poisoned with a shovel?”
"I thought our basement was scary before there was a shark in it!"
"I taught my fart to be patriotic. It’s Stinky Doodle Dandy!"
“That’s the sleaziest, sneakiest, most romantic thing anyone’s ever done to me.”
“I’m not spooked. What’s the next thing after spooked? I’m that.”
“Well, I don’t hate her, just her voice. And the sounds she makes. And the things she says.”
“I got so caught up in the conversation that I forgot to zip.”
“No one who had a great childhood stands like that.”
“Well, I may have slipped a penis pill in your casserole. Surprise!”
“Channel Six News, they’ll finger anything with a pulse!”
“I’ll do the cooking and you just stand there and nod.”
“Where’s your ugly red sea bug god now?!”
“Don’t judge me. Sometimes a man just needs to be alone with his crawlspace.”
“Oh! It’s been so long since I’ve had my pillows fluffed.”
"I’m going to marry that man. I wanna be rich!"
“Oh, honey. I already picked out what it’ll say on your tombstone.”
“Whoops! I had my Wonder Dog hanging out the whole time.”
"That’s funny, it smells like my spot. Asparagus!"
“I promised I’d pop-and-lock him into a better life, and I didn’t deliver.”
“And when you’re done here, clean my litter box. And don’t tell mom and dad about my litter box!”
“There’s something about your smell that keeps wild dogs away.”
“Everything I know to be true just went out the window.”
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