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[spider-hands-mannos-deactivated]

Apparently Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth just got hitched, and congratulations to them. But this is the first time I've seen Cyrus in a while and I'm shocked she looks human again. Whatever the hell she was doing these last few years is gone and she looks a lot more like she did when she was younger, but healthier. Good for her.

The demon jumped ship into Katy Perry.

Let me demonstrate 

Era One: Miley is not possesed

Era Two: Miley is possessed by the Unknown Demon

Contact: Miley comes into close contact with Katy Perry

Transfer: Uknown Demon makes leap into Perry

Recovery: Miley recovers from possession

First Murder: Katy Perry, Possessed, proceeds to kill a Nun via stress in a legal battle over the purchase of a convent

This concludes my lecture on the rampant demon problem in Pop Music circles. 

[princessofbadvibes]

This is…quite convincing…

[bob-belcher]

[carldangerous]

Masturbate 👏🏻 that 👏🏻 stress 👏🏻 away 👏🏻

[trapcard]

IM SCREAMAIAUAAHABA

[tetrahydrofuran]

she’s not playing at ALL

[wigshewrote]

[argodeon]

im trying

tits

[ina-gartens-weave]

i am absolutely BEGGING yall to watch this scene where catherine ohara laughs without moving her mouth grghsdzuvjsc

[aliveaminellielizadeadtaylor]

Does she fancy me?

Or is she just being friendly?

My favourite game

[aliveaminellielizadeadtaylor]

Update: she fancies me

[aliveaminellielizadeadtaylor]

Update: She’s my girlfriend

[silverspectrumm]

[aliveaminellielizadeadtaylor]

Update: We live together

[aliveaminellielizadeadtaylor]

Update: We just got our first house 🏡

[aliveaminellielizadeadtaylor]

Update: Here’s us with our first Christmas Tree

[aliveaminellielizadeadtaylor]

Update: Here’s a little doodle of us I had commissioned for her birthday

[aliveaminellielizadeadtaylor]

Update, we’re engaged

[zealousflower]

THIS IS THE CUTEST THING EVER

[vegyta-deactivated20181007]

God making me

[scottandhiskind]

[desireavenue]

[anomannymous]

[lupita-conchita]

@trust-the-crust also us

[trust-the-crust]

FLAMES

[catchymemes]

Progression of Sobriety

Source: imgur.com

[rumble-and-roar]

Wholesome

[purplelittlemermaid]

Fuuucking wholesoooooooome

[miseducatedmelanicmuse]

Please reblog, this is so important.

[notoriousthuggg]

I needed this

[amuseinherfeels]

Is this foreal?

[miseducatedmelanicmuse]

Yes it’s a real service. I do volunteer work for a rape crisis support service in my city and texting is one of the features we provide as well. But just to boost its credibility, I tried it myself:

[thatdiva]

reblog to save lives!

[espressokisses]

You can also text “Steve” to 741741 if you’re a young person of color. The website for more info is stevefund.org

My understanding is that it’s more multicultural and some folks feel more comfy with that in mind!

[miseducatedmelanicmuse]

^^^^^THIS

[nikator]

get help guys, please. if you’re hurting, don’t let that hurt consume you. seek help.

[politicalprof]

I never knew this. It’s spectacular.

[radioactive-egg-survivor]

THIS is what I was looking for a few weeks ago when I was in crisis; reblog to save a life!

[ariesaav]

Important always but especially in the holiday season. Be safe.

[thr0atmistress-deactivated20191]

[tackled]

[gingersofficial]

So I was playing Xbox with some child who sounded like they were about 8

Kid: “that’s so gay”

Me: “what’s wrong with being gay?”

Kid: “I didn’t say anything was wrong being gay…”

Me: “then why did you just call it gay”

Kid: “because it’s bad”

Me: “so when you say it’s gay you mean it’s bad…so you’re saying that gay is bad”

Kid: “I didn’t say gay was bad!”

Me: “you did. I just explained it to you”

Kid: “how about you shut the fuck up before I rape your family”

Me:

[gaypeopletwitter]

[bracarvs-deactivated20221101]

I swear all straight girls feel so crazy 🤪 when they use the Kermit stretching his asshole meme, it’s adorable. Meanwhile I have this atrocity on my phone at all times :

[anxietyproblem]