Noémie's stuff

Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock, and as it always has, rock crushes scissors.

[hotdamn5sos]

ROWYSO: European Leg Tour Book

[permeate]

“Feel free to use kisses as a method to shut me up anytime.”

(via quotes-and-sex)

[biancablog04]

[youngpreciosa-deactivated201607]

the future is now

[noemies-stuff-blog]

Women: Why do men spit in public?

Men: Where ELSE should we spit? On you??? Do you want us to spit on YOU!?! Alright, FINE.

Women: A teenage girls bra strap shouldn't be a reason to send her home.

Men: Okay. Okay, alright. Alright, okay, okay. Well why don't I just PULL MY DICK OUT IN CLASS THEN!?!?

Women: A person should have the right to an abortion.

Men: Ohhhhh women want abortions! Well men should be able to rape them, that seems like the logical equivalent of this situation.

Women: Women need to defend themselves from violent men.

Men: Oh, what, you can hit me but I can't hit you!? why CAN'T I hit you? WHEN can I hit you??? Tell me when I can hit you, please. I want to know. I need to know.

Women: Men overreact a lot.

Men: WHOA. Why would you go there? Why do you generalize all men like that? I feel so attacked. This is so hurtful.

Men: This is why no one likes feminists.

[north-nymph-deactivated20210420]

[nyantron-deactivated20181101]

FUCK YOU I ACTUALLY CRIED

[bigbootyjudy-64]

This is the absolute BESTcomic I’ve ever read on this website.

[lifebyjorge-deactivated20210112]

And i just cried…so hard…

[luna-calamity]

I EXPECTED THIS TO BE FUNNY AND SILLY BUT MY HEART

[aegisdriver-deactivated20240514]

THIS WAS AMAZING BUT IT BROKE MY HEART

[death-of-the-self]

my feelings .yes to this ,all of it.this hurts

[webbylinster]

Graduated college and still 1DAF.

[hotdamn5sos]

ROWYSO: Milan - May 9th

[noemies-stuff-blog]

*Wakes up in the middle of the night*

Me: Please don't be 6am

*1;48am*

Me: MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS TO ME!

*Shoves face back into pillow*

[empresspinto]

hey guys, hope your skin is clear and you get a text from someone you like real soon.

also that your lunch tastes good, you find twenty dollars on the ground, and that thing coming up that you were dreading turns out not so bad

[loren-vance]

Passing this good karma

[pocketsofroses]

I reblogged this 3 days ago and my skin got clear and I got a message from a guy who refers to me as queen yesterday. Good karma vibes all around.

[halimex98]

Why grow balls when you can grow a vagina

[baal-hala]

vaginas don’t represent courage, dignity, or strength

[reginaeinferos]

I’m sorry, when you can push a five to ten pound human out of your body then you can talk to us about courage, dignity and courage.

[africant]

You are too concerned with what was and what will be.

[a5sosdiary]

THEY USED AN EDITED PHOTO OF CALUM THAT LUKE POSTED AS AN EXAMPLE FOR THE KYLIE JENNER LIP CHALLENGE I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING GUYS 

[theproductivebabe]

first time suckin dick 

[parchedforpaynis]

Niall and Liam’s hips

[fitsology-deactivated20150824]

What are your favorite youtube fitness channels? And/or what workout videos do you like doing?

FitnessBlender for strenght training, cardio and stretching workouts

Ebby102, SensazaoCrew, ZumbaFitness, SidVicious and Nevenagoran for dancing workouts 

NikeWoman for motivation, tips and ideas 

I love doing the FitnessBlender workout vidoes and also any dance fitness vidoes. They are the main form of  workout videos I do the rest are just running or a class. 

Any youtube channels you will recommend? 

~ Ivy

[jhoappreciationblog-deactivated]

OH MY GXD WHAT IS THID

[noemies-stuff-blog]

In class:

me: wait... what happened?

me: what do we do?

me: what do we write?

me: when's the test?

me: what is this?

me: how do you do that?

me: what?