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bowie tomago. son of ethel go go. asu junior. lambda xi gamma member. bro-tastic. my mom says i'm the sunshine to her rain! stick with me and you'll have sunshine on a cloudy day. lover of cheetos, baseball, R.O.A.R., and doing the worm. pro at pulling your chair out from the table for you, as long as i'm not accidentally knocking it over. wannabe superhero! (but the flash sucks, pass it on). over-user of the word 'dude'. go-kart champion. will kick your ass at wii stuff as long as i get to be yoshi.

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text 💬 bozo

Zoe: I mean technically everything is biology??? because everything is made up of molecules! but that's a good thing!!

Bowie: [read]

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text 🍪 bowkie

Jackie: making that dalgona from the squid show! and i want to make a bunch of different shapes. obvi im starting with the squirrel 😛

Bowie: Don't get me wrong, I'm hype that people are more into Korean food after that since I've always been all about it... but you know it was around BEFORE Squid Games, right?

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text 💬 zowie

Zoe: geez i cannot believe how rude people can be sometimes. even just when i'm streaming video games on twitch.

Bowie: [read]

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text 💬 bozo

Zoe: too much of anything is bad for you, bowie! drink some water? maybe that could help? honestly idk much about biology!

Bowie: IS FOOD BIOLOGY??? Food being science makes it taste less good ALREADY!

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TEXT 🤖 ZOWIE

Zoe: You are very much so intelligent in those areas. I think you're also very intelligent when it comes to this group and our friends. And it's easy to get help with school. I can always help you if you need me to!

Zoe: YAY AWESOME!! I predict that mini max will be finished hopefully by my senior year.

Bowie: [read]

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TEXT 📛 BODO

Waldo: no, no, u def have cheeto energy, big cheeto energy. so u just need a hamburger energy and noodle energy person for the perfect 3sum, nice, ill have my eyes peeled for those ppl for u. do u have any leads? anyone who feels slightly burgery to u?

Bowie: [read]

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prncsscndi​:

Well, why wouldn’t he be furious all the time? He’s got a short and fat plumber ruining his plans for princess-napping. Wouldn’t you be mad if someone kept you from the one thing you wanted?

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dougdeppert​:

Well, I think that just means this game was specifically about Bowser and they thought it was the best name for it? Because he really doesn’t seem like a friendly guy otherwise so I don’t think that’s it. Why, what would you have named it? Just “Bowser”?

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savannah--phillips​:

It feels like a Bowser’s Fury: unlocked! There’s no way he’s not angry all the time. So he’s like unleashing the power behind his anger.

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dolcedicaramello​:

I think it just means that Nintendo is coming up with clever names for Mario games. I feel like in Paper Mario they’ve definitely shown he’s capable of throwing a full-blown temper tantrum at the drop of a hat. To be honest though, I still kind of feel sorry for him though? The guy just seems lonely. I think that’s why he’s always trying to steal Princess Peach and crash Mario Parties. No-one ever invites him.

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text 🐦 dowie

Dolce: It doesn't but we could probably MAKE it exist. I have cream cheese and chicken and I'm SURE you have cheetos. Wow, that's awfully dramatic considering I invented it five seconds ago.

Dolce: I was more concerned with them casting LOML Candice Patton as Iris. But I will say Ezra Miller definitely fucking sucks, everyone is all up their ass but they're such an pretentious asshole and I'm glad they got cancelled. Um, Grant Gustin is at least a LITTLE cooler than Heath for like that grave meme alone. Also, he can sing. Bowie, you aren't good at science anyways. What does it matter if they're bad? I'm biased because I think Twix is a trash candy, have you ever tried eating the inside if you take the chocolate off? Nasty bland biscuit. A Reeses is delicious with or without the chocolate, especially a mini one. We should try to make like Reeses smores.

Bowie: [read]

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text 💬 bark

Mark: Do I really strike you as a Mouse Trap kind of guy?

Mark: The answer is no, because I realize I'm opening myself up to some kind of can of worms there. I don't think I have the patience to even set that shit up.

Bowie: [read]

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text 💬 bodo

Waldo: haha no its a waldo thing. its a new thing im trying to make sure my weed doesnt ever go 2 far from me, u kno? like the mask traps it in a cloud around me so im kinda always high. so far, so good tbh. does it look cool?

Bowie: Honestly? At first I kinda thought you were doing some sort of Among Us cosplay thing until I realized it was bees. But it's not NOT cool, you can definitely rock it. Does it really help you stay high longer, do you think?

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text 💬 crowie

Cris: ...Okay. I didn't really need to know that, but okay.

Cris: Maybe you can just pick rock, paper, or scissors constantly and never switch it up. That's the best way I can think of to throw it. lol

Bowie: WAIT I WORDED THAT REALLY REALLY WRONG. I meant like who has to use the down half of the screen on Sonic multiplayer, I WOULDN'T TELL MY EX-GIRLFRIENDS COUSIN WEIRD SEXY STUFF WITHOUT BEING ASKED.

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text 💬 bojon

Dijon: I stand by that decision. If they didn't want people sexualizing the bears, WHY DID THEY MAKE THEM SO THICC?

Dijon: I didn't though, I got caught up in something else and then those gummy bears just ended up as food. I don't think there would've been a plot anyway though. Who watches porn for the plot?

Bowie: BECAUSE THEY WANT YOU TO HAVE A SUBSTANTIAL SNACK. If the gummy bear was too skinny it wouldn't be filling!!

Bowie: I don't know, porno plots are funny sometimes! The ones that don't have some crazy silly scenario going on I can never finish, they're too weird.

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TEXT 📸 BOWSTIN

Austin: NEITHER! IT’S APRIL! I NEED HELP DECIDING WHICH WORKS BEST FOR A FLYER ANNOUNCING A SET I’M DOING!

Bowie: BOOBS OUT USUALLY SELLS NO MATTER WHO YOU'RE SELLING IT TO. But if you want lots of goth people who love fires choose the devil one!

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text 💬 bowiana

Ariana: Huh????? What is your life????

Bowie: I was hoping you'd be able to answer that question for me! If I don't know and you don't know then IS MY WHOLE LIFE A LIE?