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[ NSFW 18+  Sideblog for @sirencrown ] Nothing to see. No Empress here 

[ryna-volkov]

[noempress]

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[finappropriate]

Welcome back 38)

[noempress]

u waitin at the gates 4 me now gill

water u do whale I was awave

[finappropriate]

Do you want me to tell you? Or to s)(ow you~?

[noempress]

show me the finside of ur palace if ur that determined

[finappropriate]

Is t)(at w)(at you're calling it?

)(mmm

Well, if you're t)(at eager, I suppose I can s)(ow you my 'palace'. But getting inside is only for in-person visits, as you well know~

[noempress]

gill ur draw bridge is alwhales open

I meant ur acshoal room

[noempress]

who leakin this blog 2 people

[noempress]

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[finappropriate]

Welcome back 38)

[noempress]

u waitin at the gates 4 me now gill

water u do whale I was awave

[finappropriate]

Do you want me to tell you? Or to s)(ow you~?

[noempress]

show me the finside of ur palace if ur that determined

[noempress]

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[finappropriate]

Welcome back 38)

[noempress]

u waitin at the gates 4 me now gill

water u do whale I was awave

[noempress]

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[spicymancer]

Inspired by this tumblr post. based on this twitter post

Ollie's doing her best. (bonus after the jump)

[hemipenal-system]

so this comic is in an academic paper now

[noempress]

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==> Bitch.

[noempress]

she says shes naut a bimbo

boat got a fin 4 puttin cum in her food and drink

[finappropriate]

Says t)(e woman w)(o's getting excited for everyone to get t)(e c)(ance to taste )(er, for a )(oliday...

[noempress]

naut 2 taste me

my chocolates

pay up slut

[finappropriate]

A)()()()(... I see, you're rig)(t. You're not a 'bimbo'... You're asking for payment. You're a prostitute 38)

[noempress]

I GOT A BRAND

IM NOT SH--ELLIN MY BODY

[finappropriate]

Are you sure about t)(at? Isn't your face part of your 'brand'? Are you sure t)(at t)(ere's not a few (dozen or hundred) perverts out t)(ere, w)(o see your face on your candy, wit)( some tagline about getting a taste of royalty, and buy up as muc)( as t)(ey can, in t)(e )(opes of getting a taste of you, instead of c)(ocolate or sugar~? And if you )(aven't t)(oug)(t about t)(at possibility, t)(en maybe you're actually t)(e bimbo... Too oblivious and pretty to worry about )(ow t)(ings mig)(t be perceived~?

[noempress]

its aboat them assocseatin good tastes w the empire

u can naut b that dense

all those pails u been fillin made ur head empty

2 acshoal business

let the rulin 2 me

[noempress]

what do u kno aboat Halloween

the best tide foar candy brandin

course ik what the shell halloween is

what u plannin

u want my goods 4 ur baskets

[roxylalonde-stri-londe]

mmmmm def plannin somefin

n yes if u would b willin 2 share em

what would it cost me

[noempress]

how aboat a sexy outfit 2 whatebber ur plannin

[roxylalonde-stri-londe]

a sexy outfit 4 me oar u ;3?

but yeah i can do tht

hell if i rly wanted 2 i could just shapeshift

[noempress]

4 me dummy

unless u want 2 wear me on ur lips

38)

[roxylalonde-stri-londe]

okaaaay but u gotta b moar specific

do u wanna do smthn specific besides sexy or just an overall sexy look

i could shapeshift n2 a seadweller if i wanted 2

[noempress]

i dont want people thinkin im a hoe

boat i alshoal dont want to go 2 costumy

seadwhaler

moby

we cod scare people by shapeshiftin 2 me

and i 2 u foar a night

[roxylalonde-stri-londe]

oooooohhh okay thts a fantastic idea :p

tht is probubbly smthn we cod do

[noempress]

u got the puns on lock shoal u gud gill

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so what u plannin foar

[noempress]

she says shes naut a bimbo

boat got a fin 4 puttin cum in her food and drink

[finappropriate]

Says t)(e woman w)(o's getting excited for everyone to get t)(e c)(ance to taste )(er, for a )(oliday...

[noempress]

naut 2 taste me

my chocolates

pay up slut

[finappropriate]

A)()()()(... I see, you're rig)(t. You're not a 'bimbo'... You're asking for payment. You're a prostitute 38)

[noempress]

I GOT A BRAND

IM NOT SH--ELLIN MY BODY

[noempress]

she says shes naut a bimbo

boat got a fin 4 puttin cum in her food and drink

[finappropriate]

Says t)(e woman w)(o's getting excited for everyone to get t)(e c)(ance to taste )(er, for a )(oliday...

[noempress]

naut 2 taste me

my chocolates

pay up slut

[noempress]

she says shes naut a bimbo

boat got a fin 4 puttin cum in her food and drink

[noempress]

what do u kno aboat Halloween

the best tide foar candy brandin

course ik what the shell halloween is

what u plannin

u want my goods 4 ur baskets

[roxylalonde-stri-londe]

mmmmm def plannin somefin

n yes if u would b willin 2 share em

what would it cost me

[noempress]

how aboat a sexy outfit 2 whatebber ur plannin

[roxylalonde-stri-londe]

a sexy outfit 4 me oar u ;3?

but yeah i can do tht

hell if i rly wanted 2 i could just shapeshift

[noempress]

4 me dummy

unless u want 2 wear me on ur lips

38)

[roxylalonde-stri-londe]

okaaaay but u gotta b moar specific

do u wanna do smthn specific besides sexy or just an overall sexy look

i could shapeshift n2 a seadweller if i wanted 2

[noempress]

i dont want people thinkin im a hoe

boat i alshoal dont want to go 2 costumy

seadwhaler

moby

we cod scare people by shapeshiftin 2 me

and i 2 u foar a night

[noempress]

@finappropriate

W)(at about t)(ose of us w)(o aren't bimbos?

ill let u kno when i find one

[noempress]

Wear you on our lips, huh? And here I thought that you were rather 'above' all those lewd thoughts and ideas that seem to crowd the minds of your descendants and alternate selves... What happened, Condy? Did getting to be as sweet as 'Candy' for a bit warm you up to the idea of actually having some fun? Candy is made for licking, after all~

i eelready said its the tide a sweep that booms my brand

bitches go craysea over just tryin 2 eat from the candy necklaces

w my face finprinted on them

pike i said its money season

[noempress]

what do u kno aboat Halloween

the best tide foar candy brandin

course ik what the shell halloween is

what u plannin

u want my goods 4 ur baskets

[roxylalonde-stri-londe]

mmmmm def plannin somefin

n yes if u would b willin 2 share em

what would it cost me

[noempress]

how aboat a sexy outfit 2 whatebber ur plannin

[roxylalonde-stri-londe]

a sexy outfit 4 me oar u ;3?

but yeah i can do tht

hell if i rly wanted 2 i could just shapeshift

[noempress]

4 me dummy

unless u want 2 wear me on ur lips

38)