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if you keep it up with that sarcasm, you’re never going to get a husband!

LISA SIMPSON of fox’s THE SIMPSONS. loved by dru. carrd.

-- okay, no husband, then.

“nobody says sike anymore,” her tone is critical, not yet irritated, as she peers up from the thick-bound book held open in her lap. her lack of fear comes mostly from the fact that she’s pretty sure jimbo doesn’t beat up girls -- from some of what she’s heard, he actually shares some of her own feminist views. not that she’d risk trying to verify that or anything.

“what are you doing over here? moved on from stealing my brother’s lunch money?” a possibility occurs to her, and eyes widen, horrified. “wait, are you trying to sell drugs? are you trying to sell me drugs?”

delinqent @skoolbully said : ❛ what can i say ? the rules must be obeyed . SIKE — the rules must be destroyed. ❜

#ic -- ( it's not in my nature to complain )#skoolbully.#hey bestie --

mysimpsonsblogisgreaterthanyours

#vis -- ( just because a woman is confident and powerful doesn't make her a witch! )

visibly, lisa brightens, cutting off mid-lecture. she doesn’t try to fight the smile illuminating her face, and straightens her posture, fighting the urge that terri-or-sherri’s critical gaze gives her to fix her pearls. “yeah, of course! totally!” her giggle sounds shrill and fake -- why does she care so much about impressing these girls?? -- and lisa cringes. “i mean, yeah. whatever. greenpeace is a great cause. what do you want to know?”

@mackleberries said: ❝ cool . cool . i have some questions . ❞ ... from terri

#ic -- ( it's not in my nature to complain )#mackleberries.

claras-oswald

SABRINA SPELLMAN | “Chapter One: October Country”

#vis -- ( just because a woman is confident and powerful doesn't make her a witch! )

I WANT A GIRL WITH A MIND LIKE A DIAMOND ! ©

#indie simpsons rp #the simpsons rp #help --

maryolive

Deathless by Catherynne M. Valente

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emziess

countless gifs from the chilling adventures of sabrina - 20/∞

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stitchrph

50 𝘿𝙄𝘼𝙇𝙊𝙂𝙐𝙀 𝙋𝙍𝙊𝙈𝙋𝙏𝙎 , 𝙿𝙰𝚁𝚃 𝚃𝚆𝙾 . ( a selection of dialogue based roleplay prompts . all prompts may be edited or otherwise changed in order to fit the muses and their relationship dynamic better )

❛ i’ll find [ name ] and bring them home , i promise . ❜ ❛ for some inexplicable reason , i find myself attracted to you . ❜ ❛ there’s something i need to get off my chest . ❜ ❛ well , what happened ? i want all of the details ! ❜ ❛ i knew you wouldn’t be able to see it through . ❜ ❛ they were right about you all along . ❜ ❛ how dare you look down your nose at me like that . ❜ ❛ in my defence , they were already unconscious when i found them . ❜ ❛ quick ! hide behind that pillar / couch / desk / etc . ❜ ❛ quit it , you’re embarrassing me . ❜ ❛ were you … spying on me ? ❜ ❛ if you walk away now , you’ll lose everything . ❜ ❛ you’re dead to me now , [ name ] . ❜ ❛ whatever it is that you’re planning to ask , the answer is ‘ no ’ . ❜ ❛ can’t we go back to how things were before ? ❜ ❛ is there something you’d like to tell me ? ❜ ❛ you came back ! ❜ ❛ focus more on your own life and less on mine ! ❜ ❛ how … did you even get yourself into this situation ? ❜ ❛ ah ! it’s beautiful , thank you so much [ name ] ! ❜ ❛ you don’t want to live in a society like this , yet you refuse to do anything about it ! ❜ ❛ we could definitely get arrested for this . ❜ ❛ you have his / her / their eyes . ❜ ❛ long story short , i got arrested . are you able to pick me up ? ❜ ❛ he / she / they couldn’t have died at a worse time . ❜ ❛ i’m ready to try again if you are . ❜ ❛ you must be mad , coming here like this . ❜ ❛ who did this to you ? ❜ ❛ i hope that what i’ve said hasn’t hurt you too badly . ❜ ❛ please , don’t argue with me . ❜ ❛ you need to leave . now . you’re not safe here . ❜ ❛ they were sold out of bananas , so i bought a kinder egg instead . ❜ ❛ why would you put yourself through something like that ? ❜ ❛ perhaps you’ll take me out one day … ? or do i have to make an appointment ? ❜ ❛ you always were a quiet one , right [ name ] ? ❜ ❛ you had ample time to call the police . why didn’t you ? ❜ ❛ i love you like the stars love the moon . endlessly , and in total darkness . ❜ ❛ don’t be scared . i’m here for you . always . ❜ ❛ you were meant to be supervising him / her / them ! ❜ ❛ i thought i should be the one to break the news … [ name ] is dead . ❜ ❛ you were crying out in your sleep … do you need me to stay ? ❜ ❛ moments like this are what i imagine heaven to be like . ❜ ❛ could you be happy here with me ? ❜ ❛ hey , what’s buried in the garden ? ❜ ❛ when i’m with you , my heart won’t stop racing … ❜ ❛ you make me feel like i’m not good enough . ❜ ❛ i can’t stay long . i just had to see you . ❜ ❛ i’m worth more to them if they catch me alive . ❜ ❛ move aside . this is my problem to fix . ❜ ❛ how long have you been standing there ? ❜

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stitchrph

50 𝘿𝙄𝘼𝙇𝙊𝙂𝙐𝙀 𝙋𝙍𝙊𝙈𝙋𝙏𝙎 , 𝙿𝙰𝚁𝚃 𝚃𝙷𝚁𝙴𝙴 . ( an assortment of dialogue prompts for roleplay purposes ! feel free to edit the prompts to fit your muse if required . )

❛ just because you can’t see a use doesn’t make something useless . ❜ ❛ love is pointless in the long run . ❜ ❛ i’m the hottest mess you’ve ever laid your eyes on . ❜ ❛ i blame you for everything . ❜ ❛ what he doesn’t know may actually kill him . ❜ ❛ you look so cute when you’re ignoring me . ❜ ❛ i’ve hated you ever since we met . ❜ ❛ tell me , do you believe in love at first sight ? ❜ ❛ would you show up to my funeral ? ❜ ❛ it’s beautiful ! thank you so much , [ name ] . ❜ ❛ i’m sorry if it upsets you , but i’ve already decided to marry them . ❜ ❛ promise me , [ name ] . promise me you’ll look after her / him / them . ❜ ❛ what happened last night ? i can’t remember a single thing . ❜ ❛ god , [ name ] . i just want to kiss you . ❜ ❛ any idea what would happen if i pressed this button ? ❜ ❛ do you hear that ? i think it’s the universe telling us we should kiss . ❜ ❛ i’m not human ! so why do you keep acting as though i am ? ❜ ❛ i could never hurt you . never . ❜ ❛ oh yes , death . you humans seem prone to it , don’t you ? ❜ ❛ stop . just stop . i don’t want to hear your excuses again . ❜ ❛ you should have called . ❜ ❛ how unfortunate - you’ve caught me at a really bad time . ❜ ❛ i want to hear your side of the story , [ name ] . ❜ ❛ you intrigue me , you know that right ? ❜ ❛ are you feeling at least a little better today ? ❜ ❛ when did you last see them ? ❜ ❛ would you believe me if i told you this isn’t what it looks like ? ❜ ❛ i’m deciding to take that as a compliment . ❜ ❛ i don’t know who you think i am , but i’m sure as hell not giving up now . ❜ ❛ believe me , nobody regrets it more than i do , [ name ] . ❜ ❛ i’m going to give you approximately five seconds to take that back . ❜ ❛ i’m starting to think that this may indeed have been a terrible idea . ❜ ❛ i meant for it to hurt . ❜ ❛ mope around and pity yourself if you want - i don’t have that luxury . ❜ ❛ i think you’ll find most people would have a massive problem with that . ❜ ❛ i warned you ! i warned you not to go alone ! ❜ ❛ you don’t know as much about me as you think you do , [ name ] . ❜ ❛ won’t you just stop and listen to me ? ❜ ❛ let’s go out soon . just us . we deserve a break . ❜ ❛ are you bleeding ? ❜ ❛ oh , i’m sorry ! i thought you were someone else … ❜ ❛ right now that’s the least of our worries . ❜ ❛ i can’t believe i used to think they were attractive . ❜ ❛ you may be evil , but you do have a point . ❜ ❛ go on then - kill me ! ❜ ❛ i bought you a small gift . no occasion really , i just wanted to make you smile . ❜ ❛ you’re my home , [ name ] . ❜ ❛ we should get a pet . i’ve been thinking about it for a while . ❜ ❛ i’m fine . it’s just a small scratch . ❜ ❛ you’re soaked . come in , before you catch a cold . ❜

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ohisms

𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒈𝒐𝒐𝒅 𝒑𝒍𝒂𝒄𝒆 ( 𝒔𝒆𝒂𝒔𝒐𝒏 𝟏 ) 𝒑𝒓𝒐𝒎𝒑𝒕𝒔 .

❝ oh , one question. where am i , who are you , & what’s going on ? ❞ ❝ cool . cool . i have some questions . ❞ ❝ are you sure you want to hear ? ❞ ❝ cool , bring it in , man ! ❞ ❝ you’ll stand by my side no matter what , right ? ❞ ❝ promise me . say it : “ i promise i will never betray you for any reason ” ❞ ❝ somebody forked up . ❞ ❝ i mean , you do get how that’s worse , right ? ❞ ❝ maybe it’s not … ACTUALLY all that bad . ❞ ❝ i’m just asking you to fudge a little bit ! ❞ ❝ i have a stomachache . ❞ ❝ that’s ‘ fun ’ . ❞ ❝ okay , that’s really specific & makes me think that you definitely did do that . ❞ ❝ what a condescending bench . ❞ ❝ let’s just face it , [ name ] , you don’t belong here ! ❞ ❝ this is a putrid , disgusting bowl of ethical soup . ❞ ❝ that was my first time as a fashion “ don’t ” & i was NOT here for it . ❞ ❝ you’re the most self - obsessed person i’ve ever met . ❞ ❝ time to pick a designated driver . ❞ ❝ before you say anything … that’s it , i just don’t want you to say anything . ❞ ❝ we’re gonna bang it out . ❞ ❝ okay , i won’t let you down … starting now . ❞ ❝ remind me what i’m getting out of this again ? ❞ ❝ oh , so NOW i’m supposed to be nice & make friends ? ❞ ❝ i’m telling you , [ name’s ] out to get me . ❞ ❝ i’ve got something you could slip into . ❞ ❝ of course , the opposite might be true . ❞ ❝ huh ! what do you think that means ? ❞ ❝ throwing sand is an excellent way to put out a vodka fire . ❞ ❝ good people make me insecure . ❞ ❝ i would LOVE not to listen to you . ❞ ❝ that’s a very , very bad idea . do NOT be yourself . ❞ ❝ i said a lot of other nice things , toughen up , nerd . ❞ ❝ it’s nothing , it’s a tiny little inconvenience . ❞ ❝ dude , you’re hiding something ! what’s wrong ? ❞ ❝ what’s wrong , what’s wrong , what’s wrong , what’s wrong ? ❞ ❝ what have you done to me , you monster ? ❞ ❝ you are … unbelievable . ❞ ❝ get your story straight , bro . ❞

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