The blog of a million things

Name: Emily Random facts about me: I like books, food, math, music, sleeping all day, going on tumblr, Supernatural, Merlin, Doctor Who, Sherlock, Atlantis, and sports (Just to name a few)

[poyzn]

[death-by-lulz]

The mystery behind the A113 in Pixar movies.

[ahsjdkflgl]

“the cover is never as good as the origi–”

[thebootydiaries]

PLEASE look at what someone dm’d me on Twitter

[opalescentmist-deactivated20170]

me: *buying more makeup* I live for temporary material satisfaction also when will I die

[i-was-today-years-old-when]

i learned that in 2019, Brazilian pоlіce seized a parrot who had been taught to alert criminals to pоlіce operations by shouting: “Mum, the pоlіce!” After being seized, the parrot didn’t cooperate with the pоlіce, staying completely silent and not saying anything (x)

[aletheyass]

high school is soo funny in hindsight. the entire time you're there thinking it's the most important period of your life and then the second you're out you're like well that was fucking stupid

[toastbutteregg]

[curseworm]

does mace work on birds

[curseworm]

if a heron is attacking me will mace be an effective deterrent

[curseworm]

time sensitive question please respond

[toastbutteregg]

[xcherrychapstix-deactivated2022]

[toastbutteregg]

[gucciballs-deactivated20200720]

[pinkcartier-blog]

finally my child can safely ram her fucking head into a doorknob this is what the future is all about what a time to be alive 

[theonion]

[toastbutteregg]

i like #1

[frikiskrew]

[lawbreaker13]

I CHOKED

[fuckyahumor]

this is something

[keepingtimetimetime]

HE’S FINE!!!!!

[massivelimestonecube]

??? someone broke into my grandmas house while she was gone & shaved the matted fur off her cat

[massivelimestonecube]

i want to emphasize that the cat was the only thing altered here

[massivelimestonecube]

would also like to add that this occcurred sometime between 11 pm & 9 am. we have no leads. the cat is fine & probably appreciates not having a huge mat on his neck, but, like, that’s a really weird kind of vigilante justice, still

[spectral-bargheist-deactivated2]

chaotic good

[i-was-today-years-old-when]

i learned that in 2016 Graeme Wallace, a packing manager at BrewDog, added “Mother F***r Day” to the expiration date of 200,000 beer cans after his bosses told him to “be more punk”. The brewery had to pay for the recall of all unsold ones, but Wallace became Employee of the Month (x)