1. Are looks important in a relationship? Yes, but also no. They’re not the most important thing but — I’m a sucker for a good looking guy (especially good looking twenty year olds). 2. Are relationships ever worth it?Yes, of course.3. Are you a virgin? No. LOL. Of course not. I’m a 28 year old man.
4. Are you in a relationship? Yes <3
5. Are you in love? YES<3
6. Are you single this year? Nah (but I’m never single).
7. Can you commit to one person? Yeah. I don’t really do open relationships.
8. Describe your crush ✨P✨e✨r✨f✨e✨c✨t✨ Ok but he’s tall, handsome, great ass, funny as heck. Great ass. Fun to play games with. Talented. Did I mention great ass?
9. Describe your perfect mate I’m not a fucking lion. I don’t have a mate. Unless you mean Australian mate, in which case, someone I can drink with and play video games with, and also cry at those same video games when they maKE THE WRONG FUCKING CHOICES UGHH HOW COULD YOU DESTROY THE TOWN FOR HER WHAT ARE YOU A MONSTER
10. Do you believe in love at first sight? Yeah. Maybe.
11. Do you ever want to get married? Yes. One day.
12. Do you forgive betrayal? Yeah, I get over stuff really easily. Some would say, way too easily.
13. Do you get jealous easily? Maybe I’m a hypocrite but YES. I get so damn jealous. Although it’s hard when everyone is after your cute boyfriend.
14. Do you have a crush on anyone? Can it be described as a crush now? Celebrity crush? Cole Mohr. Forever.
15. Do you have any piercings? Yeah. I had my ear pierced and I used to have a lip ring.
16. Do you have any tattoos? Nope.
17. Do you like kissing in public? Yeah, I don’t mind it. But kissing late at night in dark alleyways is hot.
20. Do you shower every day? Uhhhh. Recently because it’s so damn cold. But usually no. I hate showering.
21. Do you think someone has feelings for you? Uhm yeah. I’m pretty sure. Haha.
22. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now? Yeah. And I’m usually thinking about them too.
23. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat? Yeah. I’m usually in relationships for more than one year. Sometimes there’s some er— crossover at the end.
24. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years? Make it six.
25. Do you want to be in a relationship this year? I never don’t want to be in a relationship.
26. Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you? Yeah, like four hours ago.
27. Has someone ever written a song or poem for you? I think someone wrote a poem for me in highschool once. I don’t think anyone’s ever written me a song though.
28. Have you ever been cheated on? I don’t think so — but I also don’t know so.
29. Have you ever cheated on someone? … Yeah.
30. Have you ever considered plastic surgery? If so, what would you change about your body? No. Never. Oh, well, maybe when I was like 13 and insecure. I’d probably change… my chin. It’s kinda weak.
31. Have you ever cried over a guy/girl? Yeah, who hasn’t?
32. Have you ever experienced unrequited love? Again. Who hasn’t?
33. Have you ever had sex with a man? Yep. Sure have.
34. Have you ever had sex with a woman? Yep. Sure have.
35. Have you ever kissed someone older than you? Man, these questions are so damn tame. Yeah. And younger.
36. Have you ever liked one of your best friends? … Uhh. Actually I don’t think so. Maybe? Again. When I was in high school.
37. Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated? Sure. But I never care about that stuff. Unless it’s because they’re abusive… but I’ve managed to avoid that kind of thing, mostly.
38. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to? Yeah. Right now. Totally didn’t expect anything of that.
39. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have? Yeah.
40. Have you ever written a song or poem for someone? I wrote a song for my girlfriend in highschool.
41. Have you had sex so far this year? Yeah.
42. How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander? Uh, like one second. Nah okay I’m usually kind of … I like to grab a handful of ass when I kiss.
43. How long was your longest relationship? Four years? I think. After graduating from highschool I haven’t been in a relationship for less than a year. They’ve all been 12 months or more.
44. How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had? Six (not counting highschool relationships because do those actually even count?)
45. How many people did you kiss in 2017? Dude this list must be really old. There’s no way I could remember 2012. I’ll change it to 2017. And… Like. Three? My ex-boyfriend, some girl I met at a party, and probably one more person. Maybe. I think probably another random girl.
46. How many times did you have sex last year? Again. No way I could count that. More than twenty, probably. But I think that’s standard relationship fare.
47. How old are you? 28, 29 this year.
48. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say? He does all the fucking time 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) slut.
49. If you have a boyfriend/girlfriend, what is your favorite thing about him/her? His cute smile. And the way he says “babe”. And the way he says “I dunno” with all the sounds rolled together.
50. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept? Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, nah. I mean. I broke up with them so… I’d just feel guilty about it. Although something similar happened yesterday with a guy I dated like two years ago.
51. Is there a boy/girl who you would do absolutely everything for? YES. Anything. I mean anything.
52. Is there anyone you’ve given up on? Why? I mean, there’s friends I’ve given up on because they’re just too complicated. Or they have too much stuff going on in their lives. Living in a totally different country doesn’t help either.
53. Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are? Yeah. I think so.
54. Is there someone you will never forget? Man, where do you start with that? Probably the girl… woman? I used to roleplay with when I was like 17 years old. Jean. She was this beautiful African American girl who lived in New York City, looked amazing in red lipstick and had legs for days. I still think about her from time to time. Man, I swear I was so in love with her despite the ten+ year age difference … It’s weird to think but she’d be… 39 now. She’s definitely moved on with her life by now but I always wonder.
55. Share a relationship story. Let me come back to this. I have no idea.
56. State 8 facts about your body I’m short. I have a freckle above my navel and one on the left side of my nose. My hair is amazing. If it were socially acceptable I would grow it down to my knees and be a merman. Uhh. I have hazel eyes. Nice ass. My shoulders aren’t as big as they used to be but I still love them. One more hmm… Oh. I’m ticklish like crazy.
57. Things you want to say to an ex I’m so sorry. I’m really sorry. I really hope you’re happier now, doing whatever it is that makes you happy.
58. What are five ways to win your heart? FOOD. If you can cook I will love you. I’m kind of an egomaniac so I like guys who’ll listen to what I have to say or compliment my intelligence. By being funny, or laughing at my dumb jokes. I get really embarrassed over big romantic gestures, but I love like, small, handwritten notes and I’m a sucker for flowers (especially poppies and lillies).
59. What do you look like? (Post a picture!) I already video chat with the dude who requested this all the time so I ain’t posting shit.
60. What is the biggest age difference between you and any of your partners? Right now -- eight years.
61. What is the first thing you notice in someone? How they’re dressed. I’m a sucker for style. But if they’re totally naked then their face — especially eyes and smile.
62. What is the sexiest thing someone could ever do for/to you? Let me watch them make a mess of themselves. That drives me crazy.
63. What is your definition of “having sex”? Penetration, I guess.
64. What is your definition of cheating? … Sending nudes to random guys on the internet ;)
65. What is your favourite foreplay routine? Man these questions suddenly got super explicit. Uhh, kissing and sucking with some easy fingering to open the guy (or girl, I guess) up a bit.
66. What is your favourite roleplay? Daddy roleplay. I love to be daddy.
67. What is your idea of the perfect date? Dinner out somewhere nice, near the water where I can feel the summer breeze and taste the salt in the air. Easy flowing conversation, aided with wine and good food. A barefoot walk along the beach that eventually leads back to someone’s place.
68. What is your sexual orientation? I used to think I was bi, but now I’m pretty sure I’m more gay than bisexual.
69. What turns you off? Seeing someone flirt with someone else. And just in general, bad manners or rudeness.
70. What turns you on? A pretty smile and subtle teasing.
71. What was your kinkiest wet dream? The one I most vividly remember was when I was 16. I think it had something to do with the main character from Gundam Wing and a bathtub.
72. What words do you like to hear during sex? Daddy, please.
73. What’s something sweet you’d like someone to do for you? I’d really like someone to cook for me. Or bake for me. I’m not a big guy but man do I love eating.
74. What’s the most superficial characteristic you look for? A nice chest LOL. Or ass. But face is most important.
75. What’s the sweetest thing anyone’s ever done for you? It sounds lame talking about it, but probably sending me a Bills in TF2. I wanted that hat for like 6 years and never managed to get a hold of it. But some dude after just talking together for a little and playing tf2 together a few times was like: here. I want you to have this. I dunno. It was a really touching gesture.
76. What’s the sweetest thing you’ve ever done for someone? Man, I’m so sweet. I do sweet stuff all the time. But probably ask a guy out via drawings of me shirtless.
77. What’s your opinion on age differences in relationships? Sometimes I get really weirded out by it, especially if it’s a young girl and an older guy. But I guess if they’re both over 20 then it’s not bad. Under 20 and I start to feel really weird about it.
78. What’s your dirtiest secret? I dated one of my highschool assistant teachers while I was still in highschool. Is that really dirty though?
79. When was the last time you felt jealous? Why? I feel jealous all the time. My boyfriend is really hot so a lot of guys are into him and message him and he’s also a bit of a flirt. Still, he’s way more trustworthy than me. lol.
80. When was the last time you told someone you loved them? A couple of hours ago when bae was awake.
81. Who are five people you find attractive? My boyfriend. Cole Mohr. Jessica Alba. Beyoncé. My fucking Queen Lana Del Rey. I would give anything to be with you Lana.
82. Who is the last person you hugged? … uhh. Probably my friend.
83. Who was your first kiss with? With my best friend at the time. I think we were 9. We were sleeping in the same bed at the time and I just leant over and kissed them.
84. Why did your last relationship fail? Communication and cultural differences. And the fact that they had such low self esteem, I felt like I was being drained trying to help them.
84. Would you ever date someone off of the Internet? You know it, bae!
