turbulent goldfish

I used to be a sims blog but i have steadily declined into fandom tumblr territory and therefore made this. - all prounouns- norway/america (its complicated). art blog: @dimlitdrawings other blog: @bluekazzo

[yailea-deactivated20231216]

welcome to tumblr

enjoy your stay

[angelicguy]

watching steven universe is the polar opposite of eating pussy

[pixielight-dee-foxfire]

literally every kind of tumbler discourse is happening in the notes of this

[bluesargentsclues]

Here’s a sampler if you don’t want to spend hours scrolling through:

[sunspira]

[shelby-ltd]

MY FANCAST FOR RED WHITE AND ROYAL BLUE :

• Alex Claremont-Diaz || Michael Cimino

• Prince Henry of Wales || Hugh Laughton Scott

• June Claremont-Diaz || Camilla Mendes

• Pez Okonjo || John Boyega

(i've said before and i said it again, Camilla Mendes is perfect to play June)

[mcytblrsexymen]

ROUND FOUR:

8.

Grian

Quackity

Voting ended onFeb 10, 2023

GRIAN (6)

nominated from Last Life, Hermitcraft, Poultry Man, Ariana Griande, MCC, EVO, Fanon!Watcher, Among Us, YHS, 100 Hours Hardcore, Mother Spore, Build with Grian (NPC Grian)

vs

QUACKITY (22)

nominated from DSMP, Karmaland, Minecraft Extremo, TFTSMP

[hummer5718-city]

QUACKITY LET'S GO QUACKITY LET'S GO

[ivi-prism]

IS POSSIBLE FOLKS!!! COME ON!!!!

[wormsinsdirt]

VOTE QUACKITY RIGHT NOW I’M BEGGING YOU

PLEASE PLEASR

[thinkingabouttimdrake]

please hes the cutest lil most insane unhinged sexiest most birthgiving man ever

[spook404]

no one's gonna get this but. here.

[jabeetleqsmpart]

P.o.V

You just want to clean your office but you suddenly see way more worse than a trash or dirt😤

[utahlive]

hey king, what're all the stick notes and photographs on your walls for? mind giving us a closer look?

Thank you for the question, chiseled-bookshelf!

[transcript below]

Caller chiseled-bookshelf:

hey king, what're all the stick notes and photographs on your walls for? mind giving us a closer look?

Wilbur Soot:

most of the stickynotes are just reminders to myself. I've got a lot of cat pictures up, too.

I have some posters from work-- old travel promotional posters for Utah. the rest of the polaroids are just some moments I thought looked nice.

I think about taking them down a lot, but I think having a blank wall would be worse.

[utahlive]

whats your morning routine like going to work king

Thank you for the question!

[transcript below]

Anonymous Caller:

whats your morning routine like going to work king

Wilbur Soot:

My wake-up time is pretty inconsistent. It depends on my shift, or if I have the day off. Usually it's somewhere between 6-7am, or 3-4pm.

I make sure my window is still closed and locked. It always is

I always make sure to brush my teeth and wash my face. cavities are awful

I try to take a bath at least three times a week, usually on days off or after my shift.

[editorial note: we did NOT film wilbur soot in the bath, this is an artists rendition done at 5 in the morning so please. please]

I wake up with bad headaches, so I usually take some ibuprofen in the mornings, too.

Then I usually go outside for a smoke break and some coffee, and maybe [eat] some leftovers if I have any.

[miauta]

Also, he stinks

[dnfcliparchive]

EVERYONE WIGGLE

[nolongerasimsblog]

*vibrates*

[ladyddanger-deactivated20250305]

C!Quackity stole one of Wilbur’s hoodies in pogtopia because he warm and it was cold and he still has it. He never wears it just leaves it under his bed and tries not to look at it. It still smells like Wilbur not that Quackity would know or anything.

[nolongerasimsblog]

sugar daddy dream confirmed??????

[heirfox]

I bring you just cutesy tntduo for the soul

[awesamcozy]

"George, why'd you leave me, huh? Huh? Was it for- was it for your friend?"

"YIKES!!!"

[ahfrickenfrick]

Wilbur and Quackity AU where they are roommates who HATE each other, they complain about each other to their friends, but yet at their doorstep one day, there is a little baby.

All there is a note is saying “this baby is yours” and they both freak tf out cause they are college students who are stupid, and they decided “wow we have a kid now” and suddenly become amazing co-parents to a little boy

[nefkyo]

I tried my hand at this prompt. Please forgive my lack of skill I started this at 7 AM.

They're frozen in place, staring down at the strange package for a long few minutes. "No way that's real." Quackity starts, laughing nervously while Wilbur kneels down over the basket. "Oh god, say it's a doll. Say it's a fucking doll, there's no way-" "Shhh, shut up, shut up." Wilbur places a hand on the little baby's torso and waits. Then, he just lifts up the basket in defeat and brings it inside. "No way. NO WAY." Quackity repeats while following right behind, almost forgetting to shut the door. Wilbur clears a space on the coffee table with and places the basket on top. They stare at the baby for a few seconds longer.

"Dude, we gotta call someone. Like, the cops, social services..." Quackity starts pacing while Wilbur lets himself fall on the couch, not getting his eyes off of the small thing, sleeping peacefully. "The note says 'It's yours'. One of us is the father." "So?" "SO??" Wilbur snaps back at him suddenly "You can't just send it away, what if it's yours??" "What if it's yours instead?! Do you also have a crazy ex who would do this??" They each take a few seconds to think about it, but neither actually answer. "It's probably a joke anyway." "A joke?! Who drops off a baby at someone's doorstep and says 'You're the father' as a joke??" "I dunno, a very shitty person who ALSO can't take care of one? Look, whoever the mother or the father is," Quackity repeats "We can't keep it here." Wilbur looks genuinely offended. "You'd rather leave it in an orphanage? Those places are hell!" "Oh, there he goes again with the 'I hate the government' shit." Quackity mocks him. It doesn't help. "It's not the government I'm-- Do you know social services lose a bunch of kids every year??" "Well, maybe they won't lose him?? Why do you always have to be so negative!" Wilbur springs off the couch, towering over Quackity. "Do I LOOK like I want to be a father at 23?? Do YOU, Mr. Lawyer Man?? NO! But at least I'm trying to take this kid's existence SERIOUSLY!"

There's a wail coming from the coffee table. "Oh shit." Wilbur murmurs, but before he can turn Quackity makes his way past him and carefully lifts the baby. It wiggles, its little body trashing in the blanket, face bright red. With shocking casualty, he places its little head in the crook of his neck and starts whispering and hushing until it quiets down again after a few minutes.

Everything is still. Wilbur is completely stunned. "I have a little brother, remember?" Quackity murmurs, still holding its head carefully. "I... I'm so sorry Alex I-" "No, no I started it. You're panicking too. This is, uhm..." "Scary." Wilbur finishes. "Yeah." Quackity smiles, somehow.

[lunelicmoone]

this is gonna be a GREAT stream I can already tell

[quackityupdates]

Quackity tweeted on his private!

[quackityupdates]

He replied to a fan!

[quackityupdates]

He tweeted on his private again!