New set of phone wallpapers from my latest illustrations! They’re free to use, as always ♥ (For mobile users, there’s a link to the hi-res files in my FAQ)
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

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if i look back, i am lost
Sade Olutola
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Stranger Things
DEAR READER
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
Acquired Stardust
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oozey mess
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
Not today Justin

blake kathryn

titsay
taylor price
Claire Keane

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@nomadicrobot
New set of phone wallpapers from my latest illustrations! They’re free to use, as always ♥ (For mobile users, there’s a link to the hi-res files in my FAQ)
My dash is pretty empty and I need more people to follow so reblog if
You can also hear the consistent, B-flat humming of the moon every night and you understand what it’s trying to convey.
You met an angel in the parking lot of Burger King who gave you a soda and a meaningful look before dissolving into flames.
You have distinct memories of watching The Video on the internet that you can determine, through the shared experiences of other, undoubtedly existed, yet not even a mention of it can be found anymore.
Bill Murray has appeared in your house, took all of the legs off of your chairs without saying a word or breaking eye contact, and left. You’re not sure how he got in or out. All of your doors were locked.
You have reached the edges of the Program where you could see the earth dissolve into pixels and strings of binary, momentarily before They re-calibrated it and a simple street materialized in front of you.
You lie awake at night unable to sleep because your mind is full, wondering what horrors might exist in the vast jaws of space that your mind has not evolved to comprehending yet.
Poppy has c
You heard a conversation occurring in your house knowing you were the only person home. When you investigate your animals lock eyes with you, sitting still and scared like wide eyed statues until you leave.
You haven’t found the heart to tell your mother that her boyfriend of 4 years is really just a sack of potatoes in a child sized tuxedo. She is happy for the first time in years, you think you will just keep it to yourself.
No one believes you about the small red cow that seems to live on your nightstand. The cow mocks you about this fact. That is the only thing the cow does. The nightstand emits a loud noise when you attempt to remove it.
Wherever you go you always here the faintest loop of 99 Red Balloons by Nena that seems to play in the distance. It never sounds any closer or farther, though some days it is in German.
Anyway this is all I can think of for now lol. If anything here applies to you I’ll probably give you a follow.
aventvrine-twilight: Does pineapple belong on pizza?
omg they’re calling the girl in the audience a ‘plant’ as in Timmy was just throwing out a het cookie or something.
hoooollly shit i don’t think people realise they’re giving PR teams and the likes way too much credit, that’s not how that works guys. maybe if we actually existed in a time frame where being anything but hetero is damaging to one’s career, sure. where you know, being non-straight is criminal. but we don’t. while coming out as strictly gay right off the bat isn’t exactly a great idea, being seen as straight, fluid, etc, is acceptable and fine. timmy definitely likes women. like for sure, for sure, not as in “i was in the closet so I dated women instead.”
now could he like men? yeah, he’s certainly expressed interest. but how far does that interest go? i don’t know. it’s not really any of our business.
Read this whole thing thinking it was about Fairly Odd Parents and I don’t know if I’m right or wrong.
HANGING OUT THE PASSENGERS SIDE OF HIS BEST FRIEND’S RIDE TRYING TO HOLLA AT ME
the most dapper squirrel
Kanye’s old blog…..
“When I was in Europe I would play this game for hours and hours… it helped me zone out. Everybody would get envolved… Derrick Dudley (Common’s manager) and Consequence were the best other than me… I beat Lexi… Don C beat Jay… Tony Williams beat Common… but every now and then people would speak of this legendary connect 4 champion……….. BEYONCÉ!!! I had 2 play her!…
So last night at Jay’s new 40/40 club in Las Vegas (which is sidebar, crazy big w/ 24krt gold flooring, Black Jack tables, $500 slot machines,the biggest projection screen in the universe and the best turkey burgers I’ve ever had in my life) she beat me 9 times in a row! (and I didn’t even spaz lol) here’s a photo of the only game I won!”
Destiny’s Child at TRL (2000)
I’m glad I can’t tell which finger they put up.
Innocence preserved.
Millennials tho 🖥