No More Fucking Kneecap Privileges

he/him, i reblog a lot. usually without much to say. occasionally i reblog fictional women because i love them all. fan of pokemon, vocaloid, paleontology/archeology, and writing, among other things.

[nomorekneecapprivileges]

My Tags

#shit i say - me saying random things. not that important

#posts im saving for later - self-explanatory. posts i want to be able to go back and look at for whatever reason.

#arknights brainrot - for when I reblog stuff about arknights, one of the games of all time and one of my favorite mobile games

#birdposting - posts about birds

#this art o' mine - for my own artwork

Tags including at bottom for easy click. Sorry if this shows up while you're scrolling through something for whatever reason. I do not always tag everything. Many apologies.

[sunbakery]

[gummybearattacktheworldofdespair]

[hawkin-byrd]

what is this from

[graceofgosh]

the titanic

[truder]

I FUCKING FORGOT I QUEUED THIS

For all who celebrate man’s hubris!

[nomorekneecapprivileges]

I think I'm gonna take a little break from the tumble. A good chunk of my time on my phone is spent scrolling on here, and while it's fun, it draws me in and wastes time that I wish I'd used in different ways, like writing or working on things.

So, for the 3 people who would probably notice, see y'all later. I'll probably be back eventually; but for now, I will be taking a break. Maybe I'll actually get more progress done on my DnD campaign lmao

[madphantom]

I met a girl in camp once who was wearing very fancy blue socks with red octopuses on them that matched her curly red hair, so I complimented her outfit and she was like "hold the fuck on" and proceeded to roll up her pant leg and show me that she had a massive matching octopus TATTOO on her leg and then I asked her what she did for a living and she said she's a marine biologist and I was sitting there like. Of fucking course you are

[chvvy]

Laios sick shirts collection

[chvvy]

(@gothiethefairy) this was literally my first fanart of them

[maxknightley]

my problem as a writer and as a roleplayer is that I always want characters to do that thing where you hold your hand out, palm to the ground, and kind of tilt it quickly left and right to express uncertainty or a "kinda-sorta"/"yes and no" vibe. but I don't know an official term for this so I always just call it the Noncommittal Hand Waggle

[maxknightley]

somebody appears to have responded to this post... via the contact form on bandcamp, using the burner email "[email protected]"

It is the sign of the scales. The scales have not settled and they waggle back and forth. Like this like that.

and you know what. I never thought about that before but it's probably right. why the fuck would you tell me this via the bandcamp contact form of all things, and why would you phrase it like you're writing an esoteric treatise encoded via metaphor

[heartwarminganimals]

[pussypoptart]

if not friend why friend shape

[naamahdarling]

Okay, obviously, DO NOT DO THIS, it is MASSIVELY unsafe for the animal and for you.

HOWEVER I am reblogging this because it is EXTRAORDINARILY satisfying to watch Immense Murder Floof get the head scritchies of all time right on her big ol' noggin.

[nicollekidman]

original sun (insider trading)

[jestergal]

i need the pic of the fucked up looking little dog from a web 1.0 site that’s caption “March Madness”

[jestergal]

artist’s rendition

[hoovywoopeans]

I made a vow years ago to always have this image on hand when someone needed it because I was in your shoes once. Enjoy, stranger.

[jestergal]

thank you. it is now march madness time.

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

windows 10 is garbage so every time i boot up the computer i have to run command prompt and enter

net.exe stop “Windows Search”

so that the shitty goddamned search/cortana feature that i never fucking use stops running in the background taking up all my fucking disk space

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

before

after

[eclipsebykimlipmp3-deactivated2]

what the fuck is that seriously what the fuck is making my computer be a fucking piece of shit

[internetwes]

@baristaboy try this out dude

[ilikeyoshi]

@lambylin

[amis-amai]

y’all didn’t even add a tutorial of how to do this so imma put one right here 1. type in cmd.exe into your windows search and right click on Command Promt search result and select “Run as Administator”. 2. Type/Copypase in  net.exe stop “Windows Search” and make sure Windows Search is in quotations. It should then respond saying “The Windows Search service is stopping” and then tell you it’s stopped. This is only a temp fix though, if you want it switched off permanently then do THIS: 1.  Press the Windows key + R at the same time and type in services.msc. 2.  Scroll until you find Windows Search and double click it to enter its Properties window. 3.  Change the Startup type to Disabled. Apply this change and you can exit out. VOILA, NO MORE TAKEN UP DISK SPACE

[bluecrysto-blog]

Reblog to save a fucking life, FUCK CORTANA.

[aberrantemotion]

Yo this sick nasty

[sofire-almond]

you won’t have to do this every time you boot up if you press the windows key + r, type in services.msc, hit enter, scroll down near the bottom of the services list, right click on windows search, click properties and set the startup type to disabled. it will still be running if you haven’t disabled it, but when you restart your computer, it shouldn’t automatically run windows search anymore

[stellerfly]

everyone should delete tiktok except this guy i wanna be alone with them

[holdyourcolour]

god I wanna touch it so bad. reblog to slap its bald head, like to slap its bald head

[dragon0va]

appreciation post for joel's editing in his most recent hermitcraft episode, i would like more of this please

[fishing-lesbian-princess]

I cannot understand why anyone would want to fuck a Pokémon when the Pokémon world is canonically bountiful with hot empty-nest moms whose husbands are absent or nonexistent

[fishing-lesbian-princess]

Is this a trick question or something?

[sunchipanim]

are you arguing that incest is better than beastiality

[fishing-lesbian-princess]

Believe it or not, none of these women are my mother!

[nyanbinyuri]

[were--ralph]

Oh my god the jokes write themselves

[were--ralph]

I cant wait to smell racing, my favorite smell of all

[cognitohazardous]

playing steam hentai games and cranking the smell-o-meter up to max so i hotbox my room with pussy smell until i start choking

[amynomyus]

[satanfemme]

[ID: a photo of the back of a metal street sign. drawn on the sign in black marker is an illustration of wired earbuds. this drawing is labeled "hedphon." End ID]

can I show u guys my favorite graffiti ever

[stitchposts]