No More Sodas

My journey as I try to better myself and become the person I want to be.

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MAKE HIM REGRET

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BEING BORN

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So my husband tells a story about a guy he worked with at his first job. They’d regularly go to a Thai restaurant near their office - one of those really legit places where grandma is the chef. So the guy says one day to their server, looks this girl dead in the eye, and says “You can’t make it hot enough.”

Server gives him this look like “your funeral” and takes the order to the kitchen. GRANDMA COMES OUT AND LOOKS AT THIS POOR WHITE BOY, shakes her head, and goes back in the kitchen.

When the dish comes out, it’s a solid mass of just RED. Dudes at the table are dying just sitting near it. This guy tries his damnedest, gets about five bites in, and can’t do it. Mr You-cant-make-it-hot-enough was fucking obliterated by Chef Grandma.

And to add insult to injury, they replaced the dish for him, and GRANDMA BRINGS IT OUT, gives him a look and shakes her head.

I think there’s a reasonable chance this was his receipt.

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I found the video with that gif. OH MY GOD.

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b e s t

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I LITERALLY JUST-

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Help this is the only thing I can think about

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yes of course apollo

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Cat & Song dynasty by  苏徵楼

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Howl’s Moving Castle (2004)- Flying Scene Animation done by Studio Ghibli Sophie: Emily Mortimer Howl: Christian Bale

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Omg unmute this and watch the entire thing

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I WAS LULLED INTO A FALSE SENSE OF SECURITY

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This is probably my favorite comment

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I don’t know what I expected

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@skeletizzle IM DYING

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I WATCHED THIS MOVIE FOR THE FIRST TIME THE OTHER DAY AND I THOUGHT OF THIS VIDEO

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Out fishing with Blastoise

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[LYRICS] IU 아이유 - 어젯밤 이야기  Last night story

Lyrics: Park Gunho, Lee Hojoon Arrangement: Im Hyunje, Kim Sungmo Originally Sung by:  Sobangcha (소방차) - Fire Truck

Last night I started to hate you Last night I started to dislike you As I watched the lights spin around I was heartbroken all alone Whenever my friends danced Holding your hands I winced and suffered Why couldn’t you see it? At the party last night I was so lonely Even if I am offered the whole world I wouldn’t change you for it Why don’t you know that? Whoo Last night I started to hate you Last night I started to dislike you I waited for the endless music to end I was lonely Whenever my friends danced Holding your hands I winced and suffered Why couldn’t you see it? At the party last night I was so lonely Even if I am offered the whole world I wouldn’t change you for it Why don’t you know? Whoo Last night I started to hate you Last night I started to dislike you I waited for the endless music to end I was lonely

Translated by 1thek

어젯밤에 난 네가 미워졌어 어젯밤에 난 네가 싫어졌어 빙글빙글 돌아가는 불빛들을 바라보며 나 혼자 가슴 아팠어 내 친구들이 너의 손을 잡고 춤출 때마다 괴로워하던 나의 모습을 왜 못 보았니 어젯밤 파티는 너무도 외로웠지 이 세상을 다 준대도 바꿀 수가 없는 넌데 너는 그걸 왜 모르니 우 어젯밤에 난 네가 미워졌어 어젯밤에 난 네가 싫어졌어 쉴 새 없는 음악소리 끝나기를 기다리며 나 혼자 우울했었지 내 친구들이 너의 손을 잡고 춤출 때마다 괴로워하던 나의 모습을 왜 못 보았니 어젯밤 파티는 너무도 외로웠지 이 세상을 다 준대도 바꿀 수가 없는 넌데 너는 그걸 왜 모르니 우 어젯밤에 난 네가 미워졌어 어젯밤에 난 네가 싫어졌어 쉴 새 없는 음악소리 끝나기를 기다리며 나 혼자 우울했었지 접기 프린트 가사오류신고

Korean Lyrics Source:  http://www.melon.com/song/detail.htm?songId=30646586

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Is... is he dead?

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