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   he/him | agnostic angel incarnate

[boredpanda]

Meet Ladybeard, A Cross-Dressing Wrestler And Death Metal Singer From Australia

[prussian-birb-lord-deactivated2]

My new atheistic is crossdressing-heavy metal-weeb-wrestlers from Australia.

[fatale-distraction]

Ladybeard is everything

[lynneskysong]

Lady Beard’s posing game is strong.

[smiling-grouch-deactivated20241]

Y’all missing that he’s now in a new idol duo called Deadlift Lolita, and his partner is this absolute babe:

Reika Saiki is a bodybuilding model and professional wrestler as well.

Together they ate just ✋😙👌❤️

[thicc-waifu-deactivated20190623]

yall

[akathecupcakes]

OMG I love everything about this.

[anotherdayforchaosfay]

@thoughts-of-an-x-factor

[thoughts-of-an-x-factor]

I was lucky enough to meet him once, several years ago. I’m sad I didn’t get a photo though. 

[oddity-txt]

So I found this caterpillar on my way to class

We’re bros

[oddity-txt]

I named him chicken nugget

[oddity-txt]

Aaaa he’s turning a duller color… I hope he’s alright

[oddity-txt]

So apparently chicken nugget is a spicebush swallowtail and they turn yellow before they pupate. He was making little silk things everywhere Bruh this caterpie is going to evolve to metapod today my boy isn’t messing around

[oddity-txt]

update hes entirely yellow now

[oddity-txt]

i made him a tube room

hes crawlin all over the place checking it out

[oddity-txt]

its happening

[oddity-txt]

False alarm he moved a bit This guy

[oddity-txt]

??? caterpie doesnt evolve into kakuna

[oddity-txt]

whats he doing

[oddity-txt]

its happening part 2 For Real This Time

[oddity-txt]

chicken nugget using those advanced tactics balancing my man doesnt do anything halfway

[oddity-txt]

i put on some tunez for him so he can get into the metamorphazone

[oddity-txt]

sorry for keeping you all in suspense but chicken nugget is doing fine and he has a cool hat now

hes been chillin like this for a couple days 

[oddity-txt]

hes been in cocoon for 10 days now 🎉🐛🎉

[rebecca-lotto]

let me know how he’s doing soon

[oddity-txt]

HES BUSTIN OUT

[oddity-txt]

im going to sleep, chicken nugget is snoozin and ill check up on him as soon as i wake up

hope he doesnt party too hard 

🐛 💤 💤

[oddity-txt]

hes gone goth hes in his emoteen stage

[oddity-txt]

CHICKEN NUGGET IS A CHICKEN WING NOW BABY WE HAVE LIFTOFF!!!!!

[oddity-txt]

hes’s in a bigger container than the one in the pic now but im gonna let my home boy find his way in the world after he gets used to his wings a little bit

[oddity-txt]

this kid doesnt have a bad angle dang

[oddity-txt]

https://youtu.be/TwpFUQzvRp0

there he goes he’s free and im so proud and a little sad

this was an incredible experience

(thats my family oohing and ahhing in the background)

[tarotsunset]

I’ve seen yall reblog the unfinished ones SO MUCH that I’m getting pissed, anyway here’s the full chicken nugget saga.

[extraterrestrialsprobably]

Awesome! Hope you’re happy somewhere, Chicken Nugget!

[magical-game]

I have missed this post so much! Let’s all celebrate Chicken Nugget!

[frivolousphantasies]

do you guys realize that,,,, chicken nugget is one of those butterflies that is perfectly half female and half male?? nugget’s left wing is typical of a female spice bush swallowtail and the right wing is typical of a male

a gender role smashing icon

[krystal-prisms]

I wondered why the wings looked different

[decorativeskull]

Incredible

[scretladyspider]

Hey. Do you need a hug?

Maybe you’re having a stressful day. Maybe you just need a deep breath. Maybe you just didn’t realize how stressed you are. It’s okay! You deserve love and warmth in your life.

Are you comforted by words? 

Here’s an Emergency Compliment

Here are some kind words you can personalize with your name 

Here are 15 more emergency compliments 

Here is a Self Esteem Boosting Confidence Machine 

take a moment - video 

believe in yourself - video 

Inspiration from Jacksepticeye - PMA 

encouragement from Mr. Rogers - video 

you are ENOUGH - video 

Do you need to hear some pleasant ambient sounds?

How about rain sounds you can customize? 

You can listen to a cafe here  

or how about a crackling fireplace?  

ASMR? Stimming? 

Soap cutting ASMR - video 

more soap ASMR - video 

a 4 hour ASMR video to help with sleep 

ASMR face and scalp massage - video

ASMR slime - video 

the most satisfying video in the world 

more satisfying videos 

Lora Zombie speed painting - video 

Agnes Cecile speed painting - video  

the fastest workers in the world - video 

how candy canes are made - video 

Mr. Rogers shows how crayons are made - video 

How about a game or activity distraction?

Play 2048 here 

A whole website of free games!  

play chess against a computer 

Here are some coloring pages you can do online!  

Play Flow online here 

here’s a game where you stretch a giraffe’s little neck to give kisses 

Learn about the history of life on earth with PBS Eons 

Do you need something soothing?

Control the pattern of rain here! (flashing colors warning)

try doing nothing for two minutes 

Vent to a stranger online for FREE!  

weavesilk, where you can create a soothing pattern 

have you ever been to the nicest place on the internet? 

watch Bob Ross bring joy to painting - playlist 

How about a laugh?

Vines you can show your grandparents 

History of the entire world, I guess  

History of Japan 

Rhett and Link caption fails 

Thomas Sanders Vines 

The Demented Cartoon Movie (warning for flashing colors) 

The ASDF movie 1-11 

The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon by Richard Gale  (warnings for some bruises and some violence)

Rhett and Link VS Hank Green - SHUT UP AND DANCE 

It’s going to be okay. Today may be the worst day of your life - but tomorrow won’t be. Life is a series of ups and downs, and that means there’s going to be good and bad. Drink some water, let yourself cry if you need to, and get a good night’s sleep. You’ll feel better in the morning. 

[softestvirgil]

Reblogging anyone who may need it, and also for me to easily find later.

[bornfromsunshine-deactivated201]

I hear a lot of angels talking about their vessel and such and it made me wonder, if/how do you experience being human?

For me I am part human, part Michael, though ‘we’ are not separate beings, I am not fully Michael all of the time. I enjoy human things too, and sometimes like the simplicity of being human. But on the other side I can feel the power of an archangel in my skin and my wings on my back. It feels as if I am both human and angel at the same time, like my human side is intertwined with my angelic side? I have vivid memories of my time as an angel too.

I’m not sure how to put this into words, any thoughts?

[pyrrhictongue-blog]

That’s pretty much how I experience it too, though when I shift, I shift HARD. I forget to eat/bathe/sleep, but showers always help bring the two sides of me back into harmony, albeit temporarily.

[wingedkingdoms]

yeah, me too. i’m an incarnate through n through, but in my,, mindset i guess i’m definitely between human and angel. i’m pretty different now than when i was an angel (i’m loud, clumsy, and hyperactive but when i was an angel i was… pretty much the opposite. all that stayed the same was that i hate loud noises and socializing lol)

buuut when i shift it’s Pretty Obvious. i retreat into myself more, get quieter, and i kind of….. walk differently? my posture changes to account for my wings ig. i also get REALLY prickly and sensitive. there’s only like two people i can talk to when i shift. i don’t really completely shift often though so

[feathery-bookmarks]

I feel like a mix of angel and human as well, but I don’t necessarily feel the divide between my human and angel sides as much as some people seem to?

Then again maybe it’s because I was at first confused by the concept of shifting. For me being an angel is just a Thing about me; I’m 17, I’d like to go into creative writing or illustration, I watch bad TV shows for fun, I’m an angel in a human body. Not that big a deal. There are times when I feel more angelic, or more human, but when you live a whole life as something new, you’re bound to change. Just like how you change as you get older.

I think the best way to describe it is it’s more of a constant for me. Since being here I’ve picked up on lots of “human-y” traits, but in the end, I’m an angel. It’s an interesting experience to say the least. I think I’d have a much harder time adjusting if I didn’t have 3 human headmates to help me out though :) 

[adrielthefallen]

This is kind of a tough thing for me to describe. Like, the Vessel is both me and not me. Three or so years ago, there was more of a divide between us, but I’m reasonably sure that was to cope with some pretty awful shit going on, but now it’s like we’re two sides to one coin.

I am the Vessel in that the core essence of who I am is the same as the core essence of who the Vessel is. I am not the Vessel in that we react very differently to certain things and each have separate mental images of what the body should look like. The Vessel sees themself as a soft, small human. I see myself as a living statue. We even speak differently.

Think of a venn diagram. That part in the middle? That’s both of us. We’re the same being. On the left? Me. I still have parts that are uniquely my own. On the right? The Vessel. They still have parts that are uniquely their own. I am an angel and a human, but in some ways, there’s two of us.

[nonangelictv]

for me, it’s more like i am the angel. there’s no divide. that’s why i’m fine being called quinn, it’s the human name i chose for myself before i awakened and i have no problem with it. i’ve always been an angel, i just never realized it. i like to do human things, like watching awful tv shows or goofing around with my friends. i am human now, and i might as well take advantage of it.

[bywandandsword]

The Holy Hand Grenade of Fuck You Curse: You Get To Break Shit Edition

What you need:

Clay/mud/something you can mold and that hardens but isn’t harmful to the environment

A picture of the person/their full name and birthday

Any herbs/oils/salts/rusty nails/war water/whatever else you feel would enhance the spell

A ‘Fuck You’ song

Rage

What you do:

Take your picture and rip it up into large pieces that can be put back together like a puzzle. 

Then take your clay and just abuse the hell out of it. Pour your anger and frustration into it. Tell the clay all the reasons you want to fuck this guy’s life over. Eventually start to form two halves of your grenade (like when making one of those round bathbombs). 

Between the two halves, place your ripped picture as complete as you can make it. Add your extra stuff at this point as well. Bonus points for if you add bang snaps.

Fit the two halves together so they stick and let the whole thing dry. If you want to carve sigils or other words on the outside, now is the time. 

It’s generally going to take at least 24 hours for this thing to dry thoroughly, so now would be a good time to charge it under the sun/moon/your chosen sigil, if you choose

Go someplace that’s really good for throwing shit on or at. A brick wall, a tall place, whatever. Pick a spot to throw your grenade at, visualize that person standing there, and sing the ‘Fuck You’ song at them. 

When you’re done, make a promise to them that their life is gonna go to shit to reflect the shit human being they already are and hurl the grenade at that place as hard as you can. Watch it smash. The picture inside should break apart and your grenade should be in pieces. 

Sit back and watch their life fall apart around them

[nonangelictv]

on the subject of angels

do you think someone you know is an angel? 

look into their eyes. can you see the old spirit? they’ve been here since the beginning, after all.

have you ever seen them cry? many don’t, yet some manage to look beautiful while doing so. it brings back harsh memories, the golden blood of their siblings on their hands. 

many dress in white, glad at an opportunity to meet new people and admire this world. yet some shield themselves in dark tones, to the point where they could be mistaken for the thing they hate the most. 

some may be clean, soft and gentle, with bright eyes reminding you of your happiest moments. they move through the world softly, taking care to not ruin this body of theirs. 

others are loud. they are the life of the party, wild soul inspiring joy and energy into everyone around them. but when they are alone, they find the tears falling again as they trace their bare bodies, where the wings once were. if given time, they could make a constellation of flaws on this awful vessel. 

some you pass on the street, and it’s as if lightening had struck you. you’re in the presence of something divine, and it’s all you can feel. a few of them hide it more carefully, writing scriptures in bathrooms and old alleys. drawing runes on parts of their body only they can see. 

they don’t want to remember, it makes them feel dirty and ashamed of where they are now

so, have you ever met an angel?

[kitty]

*dry food crunches* Ridiculously small kitten: “Myam myam myam. Njam njam njam njam njam njam njam! Myam myam myam nyam nyam myam. Mmmam. Mrrrrram. Meep!”

[nerroart]

Oh here it is again. The best video ever

[robert-the-redhead-lover-deacti]

@ruthless-rage

[mittybee]

[lumberzachary]

How do you explain to someone that this is your sense of humor

[poppunkkid-deactivated20220930]

I was wondering where this was going and lemme tell you I fell out of my chair

[angels-rights-activist]

Incarnate.

Do you hear me. Living one?

Are you hearing me? With you body?

With your physical incarnation,

Does you system understand what am I saying?

You have came far to realize what you are, didn’t you.

You realize that you’re not like others, do you?

Do you realize who you are?

Do you know?

You know who you are.

You’re not human.

Are you?

Well, phisically, you are, but in your soul…

You are something… Bigger.

Much much

Bigger.

You’re divine. Aren’t you?

You’re from the heavens.

You are much more than your body.

Your soul. It has wings.

They want to have to have a physical part in your body too.

Crying. Crying.

Your wings are crying.

Crying.

Angel, do not cry too.

You are here for a reason.

Don’t come home.

As much as you wanted home, you are as twice as needed where you are.

Stay.

Angel, incarnate, soul, love.

Stay.

[nonangelictv]

i’m going to cry 

[ghost-ofanangel]

*Claps hands*

ANGELS WHO DON’T BELIEVE IN GOD ARE VALID

ANGELS WHO ARE NOT CHRISTIAN ARE VALID

FALLEN ANGELS ARE VALID

LGBTQ+ ANGELS ARE VALID

ALL ANGELS ARE VALID

[nayx-deactivated20200109]

angel post reblog if you're angel

[nonangelictv]

when angels call each other siblings, especially in close conversation, that owns my whole heart. if I said something meaningful and someone replied, “indeed, brother” i would probably cry.

[nonangelictv]

why I, an angel incarnate, don’t meditate.

first of all, I’d like to say I’m very young and know very little about who I was. I find it very difficult to focus on anything, or stop moving and just relax. For those who know more, or in crude words have their shit together, meditation may come easier for them. It doesn’t for me. I’ve found thoughts during meditation come from desire, and if you want to see something (maybe not even consciously) it’s likely to appear in meditation. With that said, if you have little experience meditating, take everything with a grain of salt.

[valtsv]

these “what if we kissed” memes are fun but if i’m being shamefully honest for a second i’m just too touchstarved to really relate. like come on ladies. we can go nicher.

[valtsv]

what if 🤔 we were riding the subway 🚇 when we both reached for the railing for support at the same time 🕓 and we accidentally brushed hands 👏😳

[nonangelictv]

what if we 😳 bumped elbows 😱 waiting 🕓 in line at Panera 🥪

[nonangelictv]

i don’t feel inclined to protect the younger angels. i feel i am one, they are my brothers and sisters. the elder angels wouldn’t feel this way, sariel is invoked for protective powers.

[nonangelictv]

i was an enochian angel, for sure. i’m drawn to the names Diari and Dmitri, as well as Sariel obviously. I don’t understand any of this. I know i was one of the younger angels, leading me to believe i was not Sariel. Dmitri sounds familiar, yet i’m tempted to stick to Isaiah. It seems calming. 

[nonangelictv]

please, help me

let me explain some things.

i’m an angel incarnate. i’ve been going by sariel for some time, i initially went by isaiah, questioned, and changed it. i however, didn’t know the burden of the name. sariel is one of the seven earth angels. i wasn’t aware of this until recently. i feel a strong connection to raphael in a brotherly or companion sense, and gabriel in a way more flirtatious. i currently am, and will continue to look into sariel but i know very little about it. the chance of being one of such few earth angels is highly unlikely and i feel near impossible for me since my awakening has been and still is a long and painful process. i don’t feel i’m a shard of sariel, i know i’m the whole thing. however, i don’t know who in michael’s name i am. sariel is connected to the moon, stars, death and other such things. i feel little connection to those, more so to water and more sinful things i would rather not mention. i just need some assistance right now and i beg you, siblings, to help me.