fucc me up

19 and ready to die. This blog has absolutely no rhyme or reason. This blog sometimes contains NSFW content, so scrollers beware. enjoy

[deleteme-adub-deactivated201811]

no more discourse everybody shut the fuck up and eat some bread

[biweatherman-deactivated2024012]

-Jesus at the last supper

[materiajunkie-deactivated201905]

“Curing AIDS? Shit, that’s like Cadillac making a car that lasts for 50 years. And you know they can do it, but they ain’t going to do nothing that fucking dumb. Shit, they got metal on the Space Shuttle that can go around the Moon and withstand  temperatures of up to 20,000 degrees, you mean to tell me you don’t think they can make an El Dorado with a fuckin’ bumper that don’t fall off?”

- Chris Rock, “Bigger and Blacker” (1999)

[tastefullyoffensive]

“Bring me Solo and the Wookiee.” (via fillsyourniche)

[bbczecec]

[dreamygorl-remade-deactivated20]

my mother, a fool: stop eating so many mozzarella sticks me, an intellectual: i am sick and tired of this constant kinkshaming

[ruinedchildhood]

Me:

[guy]

the matching flannels 😭😭😭

[theticklishpear]

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[ameriqan]

what do u look for in a boy

i look away

[adeles]

The Lion King (2019)

[astrolocherry]

Humor

Aries: Wicked quick wit, refreshing and innocent humour, the inappropriateness can make people laugh and catch them by surprise, pranking  Taurus: Dour, dry humour that is hilariously common sense funny, they can also laugh at themselves too and take a joke well Gemini: Sharp wit at the speed of light, wordplay, quips, puns, epigrammatic  Cancer: The funniest people are the saddest too, anecdotal   Leo: Exaggerated, risque and hyperbolic, parodic, hilarious overstatements, caricature, they make people roar with laughter    Virgo: They can be funniest when they are not trying, like when they shriek when they get a fright or jump when they hear a loud noise, it’s even funnier to watch them laugh at themselves and their own reaction. Satirical   Libra: Humour is a great icebreaker for Libras. They playfully tease and they can be quite depreciating, parodic, tongue in cheek   Scorpio:  Catches you completely off guard, ironic, morbid and full of innuendos, they prefer inside jokes Sagittarius: Common sense moving at rapid speed that makes you laugh out loud, pranking and scaring people  Capricorn: Hilariously dry perfectly timed commentary, observational quips, deadpan humour   Aquarius: The humour of a slanted perspective and quick intellect , satirical Pisces: Epigrammatic, can be self-depreciating, innuendos can even be risque which catches everyone off guard

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[ravingsofamadwoman]

[hateful-bunny]

💦

[babyanimalgifs]

Petition to get Nintendogs as an app on the App Store

[soaptears]

Three heroes to the rescue!

[as-warm-as-choco]

[cruisinwithjah]

i love everything about this

[its-films-squid]

When they say “boys will be boys” this is what they mean

[peri-dead-blog-deactivated20210]

Lol XD

[thorgyturner]

and give it up for jasmine masters!!!

[vanehwasreal]

missionary? doggy?? um personally i prefer

[celebritiesrock]

Caleb Mclaughlin - 12 days of gifting with Old Navy

[revolutionarykoolaid]

my son betta scoop all these checks!