antoni, to the hero’s kid: can i ride your go kart?
kid: yeah, if you want.
antoni: can i wear your helmet too though?
kid: i don’t care.
antoni: okay!
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The Bowery Presents
Misplaced Lens Cap
Keni

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RMH

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macklin celebrini has autism
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

Kiana Khansmith
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@queereyequotes
antoni, to the hero’s kid: can i ride your go kart?
kid: yeah, if you want.
antoni: can i wear your helmet too though?
kid: i don’t care.
antoni: okay!
antoni, at the top of his lungs: WHERE’S THE WHITE TUX
*tan and karamo are dancing*
*karamo dips lil tan almost to the floor*
bobby, with alarming urgency, diving over to tan: WATCH HIS HEAD WATCH HIS HEAD
jonathan’s impression of tan: one has to wonder, are these really my friends? or are they actually nightmare tramps?
antoni: oh for god’s sake are we doing guacamole again
jonathan to the hero’s family: if you guys want anything else uncle jonathan says yes
bobby, breaking the family’s entire oven: well!!!!!! i guess i’m giving them a new oven ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
antoni, in despair: WHY. are there so many sippy cups
antoni, in alarm: oh GOD. i just found a bag of teeth.
hero’s wife: i kept my daughter’s teeth.
antoni: okay, zero judgement, but maybe they should be in a special little box, not literally right behind your head in a bag for an UNSUSPECTING GAY GUY WHO JUST WALKED INTO YOUR HOUSE AND THOUGHT HE COULD STICK HIS HAND INNOCENTLY DOWN AND FIND HUMAN TEETH
*the fab 5 get pulled over*
*the cop reveals himself to be the nominator*
tan: YOU CAN’T DO THAT TO BROWN PEOPLE!1!!!
antoni: I THOUGHT I WAS GOING BACK TO CANADA
tan: what’s that lasso all about, behind you?
hero: that’s not a lasso, that’s a whip.
bobby: you know what that is, tan, don’t act like you don’t know what that is.
karamo, holding up a pack of extra large condoms: CLEARLY he has a big penis.
jonathan: big ol’ dick.
karamo: these are the ones i use.
jonathan: he’s got a big old - ew.
tan: that’s the gayest thing i have EVER seen, and i’m married to a man
antoni, cradling frozen fish to his chest: this is cooling me down in a really big way
*tan puts a little neon green duct tape cross over the dude’s nipple*
tan: i’m sorry. i can concentrate now.
bobby: i’ve gotta blow everything before i can touch it... and that’s usually a different kind of party
jonathan, in an english accent, holding a naked baby doll: god!! holy moses!! someone cover this poor baby!