Fuck the universe

she/her / 23 /☦️/❄️🍪☕🍫 Rebloging/writing nonsense. ✨ Enjoy! ✨

[silverayt]

He has 0 chill

Anything Optimus does equals rage bait for Meg at this point

[depsidase]

[depsidase]

[intothestacks]

[discolor3d]

The person I reblogged this from deserves to be happy.

[readthemoon]

me: begins and finishes a book within a day

me: begins and finishes a book within three months

[its-funnytwittertweets]

[dragonpyre]

[sevastiel]

[tarragonthedragon]

idk i just feel like "it is more acceptable and in fact encouraged to mock anything enjoyed primarily by women" and "being enjoyed primarily by women does not make thing feminist and righteous" are thoughts that can and should coexist

[ambienne]

This tweet means a lot to me.

[ambienne]

It’s probably a really cool and good sign that this post I made in 2014 is going around again, right?

[gayvampyr]

[ID: tweet by @/_lizharvey that says, “if your ‘tips on saving money’ starts with assuming I pay $5 for coffee every day you already think I have more money than I do”. /end ID]

[commandersheena]

In one of my film classes last semester we had to tell a story in 3 pictures for a mini assignment so my friend and I did this

[rpfwasfine]

it takes 10 layers of the water filter to completely drown a tumblr screenshot if anyone was wondering

[rpfwasfine]

[rinshairandthoughts]

But why is this mature?

[invaderxan]

[kiwi]

as a former escape room host i highly recommend doing an escape room as a first date. its a great way to learn how ppl react under pressure and how well they collaborate with you right off the bat. also more than once ive seen people enter an escape room as a couple and exit broken up LOL its a fantastic litmus test

[kiwi]

sorry to broadcast ur tags but this is also a valuable part of the litmus test! it seems like you learned a lot about how this person makes you feel in their social group. they didn't go out of their way to include you, and neither did their friends. therefore you can come to a pretty good conclusion about how you might feel being part of their life outside of an escape room; someone who doesnt include you or your feelings in a game is likely going to do the same in other situations

[softness-and-shattering]

An experiment with a clear negative outcome is still a successful experiment.

[dogpuppy]

[gundonskoy]

scattered mind

[tethered-heartstrings]

"stress" by yoan capote - made of bronze and concrete

[tethered-heartstrings]

[pyrlspite]

transformers be like billion years old and still dumb as FUCK

[mothnem]

Old age doesn’t grant you commonsense.