ELISE

HIGH SCHOOL / COLLEGE AU

[nonsensical-classclown]

"Come on! I'm just clownin' around!"

This is a high school AU Elise roleplay blog! Get ready for some fun! Full details under the cut!

This blog may contain triggering content. Such content may include but is not limited to:

-Implied child negligence / dysfunctional family structure

-Drug abuse

-Underage drinking

-Gore and violence

-Self-destructive habits and behavior

Please understand the risks before continuing.

HIGH SCHOOL AU: Elise is a freshman taking the electives of drama, art, and psychology. It still lives with its parents at this time.

COLLEGE AU: Elise is a freshman majoring in experimental psychology. They live in their dormitory but are still funded by their parents. It's a big change of atmosphere.

Tags will be as follows:

LICENSE / 🪪 - Anons and general questions

ELECTIVE / 🎭 - Unserious / Silly roleplay

REQUIRED COURSE / 📏 - Seriously roleplay

FREE PERIOD / ⏱ - IC posting

STUDYING / 📓 - OOC posting

All character specific tags are carried over from my main Elise roleplay blog.

The rules and preferences here are the same as the og Elise blog; @nonsensical-jokester

[nonsensical-classclown]

why do you play as a girl in video games??? you're a boy :/

(//SORRY ELISE I MUST BE THE NECESSARY EVIL)

˚᭕ ིྀ༅` ` SHUT UP. DIE. DIE IN A PLANE CRASH. ` `

[nonsensical-classclown]

//elise's splatoon character is the octoling girl because of the cute little eyelash thing sorry i dont make the rules

(only photo of all four options was from splatoon 2 sorry chat💔🥀)

[nonsensical-classclown]

//i know this is extremely unlikely and far fetched considering the hs au's homes can range from a giant mansion to the shadiest most run down home ever but imagine the shenanigans that would go down if they all lived in the same neighborhood

[ezrablehh]

what if in the high school au jeremy dies and elise keeps his body in their room and acts like he's still alive (not in a necrophilic way [i hc elise as somewhere on the ace spectrum anyways] like just talking to him and sitting beside him and stuff okay?) until someone like idk maybe poppy (since she hangs out with them a lot) realizes the smell of rotten corpse coming from behind that suspiciously placed curtain and sees the corpse and elise has a crash out

would this be peak or am i killing too many characters hmmm

[nonsensical-classclown]

//what do we think guys is this too weird

[nonsensical-classclown]

//elise lives in a giant mansion and in the center of the stairwell there is a MASSIVE portrait of him but it just looks like this

//in case the image is incomprehensible its supposed to be a big fancy portrait but elise is busy playing video games rather than looking at the painter because it has the attention span of a goldfish

[nonsensical-classclown]

ragebaiting bro. trying to gaslight bro into thinking the earth is flat and the moon landing was fake.

[nonsensical-classclown]

//what if i projected every hobby ive ever had and eventually quit onto elise because theyre a rich kid with too much time

//im talking all of them like ballet, gymnastics, piano, vocal lessons, fencing, baking, theatre, sewing, all of it.

//dont ask why i used to have this absurd amount of hobbies and dont ask me to demonstrate any of them ever again the only thing ive kept up with is theatre and baking. the rest of those skills have been lost🥀

[nonsensical-classclown]

// ykw? fuck you *makes your elise a cross dresser*

//not really because elise is he/they/it and i firmly believe clothes have no gender but whatever

[nonsensical-classclown]

i hope you drink hydrochloric acid and die

-Yume-Rin's account, she blocked him at first then unblocked him just so she could hate on him

THE FUCK DID I DO TO YOU???

[nonsensical-classclown]

I feel like making a yume-rin hs au rp blog cuz she's really dedicated to clothing making and the fact elise is so careless pisses her off so much. She also has slight anger-issues (perfect cuz elise is a ragebaiter)

Higanbana Twins less angst edition :0?

//oooo decisions decisions

[pesky-slacker]

🐞 ヾ ͙ “ These theatre kids pmo ” ˖ ੭

[nonsensical-classclown]

˚᭕ ིྀ༅` ` tell me about it bruh ` `

[cannibalistic-classmate]

those idiots are too careless with their costumes, so. many. repairs.

[nonsensical-classclown]

{ silently backs away in theatre kid who constantly needs replacement costumes }

[cannibalistic-classmate]

elise.

[nonsensical-classclown]

{ IT'S GONE! HE'S RUNNING! THEY'RE ESCAPING! }

[nonsensical-classclown]

//i NEED there to be some kind of freak accident that ends up with poppy sailor and elise accidentally killing a cop or something while trying to do business cuz yk how poppy sells pot sailors struck a deal with her regarding marlboro reds and stuff and elise does adderall and occasionally gives some to poppy and stuff. but watching them panick would be peak. poppy might be considering hiding the body, sailor might not like it from a moral standpoint (or maybe it'd be the other way around and he'd suggest hiding the body idk) but really neither of them have a choice, and elise is just left in the crossfire with a shit ton of blackmail to use because their parents are rich and can get good lawyers. ive had this idea for a long time if you couldn't tell.

[pesky-slacker]

// i need to get high more often i wrote the peakest au of hs!poppy being a streamer like KAngel

[pesky-slacker]

// yall wont hate me if i made this canon in this au right

it would transfer over to her college years as well bc the grind dont stop (even if shes failing)

[nonsensical-classclown]

// i would rejoice

[runegore]

Our murder-suicide has already happened in the alternate timeline and everyone loved it

[nonsensical-classclown]

//what if it happens in both timelines though /j

//or am i /j?

//you'll never know

[paranoid-pedantic]

:( :((((( :((((((((( <- sad face is getting longer

— the meower

× 、: ✎・" fine. Meow. Happy? "

[nonsensical-classclown]

˚᭕ ིྀ༅` ` caught meowing in 4k ` `

[nonsensical-classclown]

*Boops your nose* :P

ིྀᨶ႒ᩚ∘˚ ` ` Hands OFF. ` `