[nonstopiii]

So... has anyone ever done a collage that shows the times Harry styles and ollie sykes have dressed alike or will I just some day have to die without it?

[dhomochevski]

did you spend your teens reading anne rice books and projecting each side of your personality onto different characters as well as your experience with religion and holiness or are you straight?

[claudiafanclub]

What your IWTV kin says about you

Louis kin- depressed and gay yearning. You’re easily pushed around.

Lestat kin- protag syndrome, you’re not like him, god complex but is an atheist, daddy issues, you probably dress like a Victorian vampire and post on tiktok using #vampirism

Claudia kin- childhood trauma, prob have shitty parents or u just kin every character that dies,

Armand kin- daddy issues but acts as if you have mommy issues, home wrecker, religious trauma, you definitely have a rocky relationship with ur parents.

Nikki- no one kins him :(

[nonstopiii]

The most spiritual experience I've ever had was in a Club when I was high on drugs in the middle of the dancefloor and techno was playing and I saw Lestat flying on the ceiling telling me that the only way to innocence is the absence of need for illusion (one of my very favourite quotes), afterwards the situation really tripped me out.

And if that doesn't tell you everything you need to know about me then I dont know what does.

[nonstopiii]

Why do I want a movie where cody fern is remington leith's older cousin who takes him in cause he got thrown out with Alba Flores as their neighbour who falls in love with cody after helping them out?

[sang-d-or]

y’know akasha had a point with her “kill all men” shit, lestat was just a simp turned traitor

[nonstopiii]

Am I the only one who was confused because I never knew if i wanted to be Alex Russo or if I was into her?

Tbh I still don't know

[ratgorl101]

taka and sumi, on the phone: we have him

trevor and sypha: him?

taka and sumi: Alucard. we have him.

trevor and sypha: oh.

taka and sumi: oh..?

trevor: yeah you don’t have him.

taka and sumi: wha- yes we do!

sypha: no, you don’t have him. he has you. good luck!

*hangs up*

[lady-of-snails]

Suki: Hi, I’m Suki, and this is my boyfriend Sokka, and his boyfriend Zuko, and his girlfriend Mai, and her girlfriend Ty Lee, who is also my girlfriend

[girl-looking-out-window-deactiv]

So, we are going to have more Aşk 101 / Love 101

Great! We will know.

[sukozokka]

okay I’m a dark fic writer so what about an arranged marriage au between the fire nation and the water tribe? Where Katara runs off to find herself because she refuses to be tied down and they have no choice but to use Sokka as their prince. When Zuko (an angry and powerful next in line prince) comes to collect his new husband he’s less than pleased when the water lily of the water tribe turns out to be a scrappy young man who has to be taken back to Zuko’s ship in chains.

On board the ship, Zuko doesn’t speak to Sokka once, only studies him. He silently looks at every freckle and scar and sliver of skin until he deems Sokka fit enough to be his consort or chosen partner. Except Sokka has no say and he has no choice but to go along with Zuko’s decisions— and he’s terrified.

[volkswagonblues]

listen up this is how i imagine sokka in legend of korra (ie. he takes varrick’s place)

DEAD? WHO’S DEAD??

Ok so first of all, fuck billionaires and fuck weapon developers. so WHAT IF, listen up guys, WHAT IF sokka was the varrick of LOK? Okay, so

Sokka starts the show just as an eccentric inventor guy running around Souther Water Tribe and Republic City doing weird shenanigans. Forget that whole weird romance with his assistant, when you meet him everyone’s just like “oh yeah, he used to be married. But don’t mention the divorce, that really upsets him”,  and the LOK Team Avatar, being teenagers and therefore entirely self-absorbed by their own romantic failures, are like “ok sure got it lol”

everyone’s SO JAZZED to meet a member of the original Gaang, but then they realise Sokka’s just this chill old dude who spends his free time inventing random shit like moving pictures 

sokka is SO JAZZED to meet korra and he’s SO HAPPY she moved away to Republic City on her own to decide her own destiny.

the bisexual bro energy b/w him and Korra is too powerful to be contained, he’s the one who first sits her down and is like “I’ve seen you and Asami together, and you know you can be attracted….to both genders…right?”

Sokka’s the only person who loves to tell stories about Aang, but the catch is that no one knows if Sokka’s lying or not because all his stories sound fucking insane (”yeah and then we found a buried library run by a magic owl and his fox assistants, and then i got HIGH off my FACE on cactus juice”). 

Sokka directs Bolin in “The Adventures of Nuktuk” (our boy LOVES plays and acting, have you seen how he reacted in the ember island players episode??) and there’s like a bare minimum heterosexual love story but also Nuktuk has a brooding firebending sidekick and they spend a lot of time staring at each other and tenderly bandaging each other’s wounds

 Bolin: Uh…Sokka? Do I really have to lovingly brush my sidekick’s hair and talk about how I’ll always support him through the traumas of his past??? / Sokka (trying not to weep in the director’s chair): KEEP BRUSHING

yeah so Sokka keeps making cryptic comments about his ‘estranged husband’, but every one around him is a self absorbed teenager so they don’t notice

Zuko rocks up in Season 3 and again all the old people are like “oh yeah, he used to be married. But don’t mention the divorce, that really upsets him”

Later in Season 3 Zuko has a talk with Korra about the red lotus and adds casually “yeah so my divorce happened because I agreed you should be kept safe in a locked compound, but my husband disagreed and think you should be brought up in the world as a normal person. Our marriage kinda collapsed because of this. But i heard you guys are good friends now so ok that’s good”

Korra putting 2+2 together at last “OOOOHHH DAMN”

And blah blah blah, 3 years later Sokka gets kidnapped by Kuvira because he becomes obsessed with experimenting with Spirit Vine energy. He and Bolin makes it all explode and escape, and as they’re trudging along in the wilderness all of a sudden there’s a black shape in the sky and Bolin’s like HOLY SHIT IS THAT ZUKO’S DRAGON??

And Sokka’s like “YEAH THAT’S MY HUSBAND IN THE SKY NOW WE RECONNECTED DURING IN THE LAST THREE YEARS DIDN’T I MENTION THIS??”

They rock off and defeat a giant robot with a dragon. The End.

[nonstopiii]

NSFW

What if sokka had a kink where he gets turned on by almost/slightly getting burnt.

He and zuko find out one day when they're really getting it on and in the heat of the moment (lol) zuko accidently burns him but instead of being angry/shocked he really enjoys it.

They talk about it afterwards and find that it's actually convenient, as zuko is a master firebender and can control himself so that sokka gets a maximum of pleasure without longterm damage.

Sometimes in a meeting when sokka is bored, zuko lays his hot hand on his ambassadors thigh to tease him.

[leztat-deactivated20230701]

Anne Rice’s ability to give me exactly what I want and exactly what I don’t want in the same book… no one does it like her

[nonstopiii]

Sooo... Most ot3/throuples of 2 males and one female have the dynamic of the two guys being dumbasses and the girl being responsible.

Which is nice bc it's emancipating and stuff, but what about one where it's the other way around?

Two girls, one is a clumsy dumbass and one is just reckless. The guy being the realistic one, having his hands full watching the girls so that they don't kill anyone, set smth on fire, etc...

[nonstopiii]

Palaye royale songs as tvc characters

Armand - tonight is the night I die

Daniel - masochist

Claudia - massacre

Louis - stay

Lestat - anxiety

Gabrielle - you'll be fine

Marius - little bastards

Nicolas - nervous breakdown, black sheep, doom (empty)

Just love imagening Armand dancing in a robe with a wineglas full of blood to 'tonight is the night I die' while Daniel just sits there and watches.

This ain't science, I just went with my feelings (sometimes based on lyrics, sometimes bc of the melody and sometimes just for the aestethic)

Nicky got three songs as the whole band kinda matches his vibes.

[nonstopiii]

NSFW Imagine

Zuko being really far in the closet (doesn't realise his sexuality himself)

So sokka proposes to suki that he could share her with zuko

But he also admits to her that he's hoping they can have threesomes and it will awaken something in zuko

Once zuko is comfortable with suki she tries to bring sokka in

They take their time, slow progress

Zuko needs a while but finally accepts that he's just as much in love with sokka as he's with suki

They become a happy throuple

Feel free to elaborate :D