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Hey I'm gay, live in Colorado, and pretty much just reblog things I find cool, guys I find hot, and the occasional image of me. If you're nice to me I'll be nice to you, so feel free to message me or Ask me anything! Obviously I'm not creative enough to own any of this shit. Ç€rtîfî€d P$ŷç;øtîç Snap: thishornygayboi

[pricklylegs-deactivated20250727]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

ur not replying to any of my inquiries about your fursona and if you don't I'm going to have to take my artistic license and morph it into some sort of strange creature that I'm 100% sure will be very unpleasant to look at

i haven’t seen any messages

ok tumblr, let’s take a vote, what’s my fursona 

[walteinsamkeit]

Bare-faced go-away-bird

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

why does this exist

[slightly-edgy-and-gay]

Scientists were bored

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

hey my guy, what’s with you constantly reblogging your own posts?

i appreciate fine art

[mall-fries]

you’re the real self care icon

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

@aliaitee submitted:

it’s your aesthetic!!!

[noobgod-blog1]

I thought these were hallmark cards until I saw the middle

[kropotkhristian-deactivated2019]

Particularly if you live in Texas, please vote, just for the schadenfreude. Can you even imagine if Texas goes blue. Can you even imagine Ted Cruz losing. I’m getting giddy just thinking about the conservative meltdown. There is literally zero path to the Presidency for Republicans that doesn’t include Texas. If they have to sweat bullets for the next forever thinking that Texas might be a left-leaning state… guys, this just sounds like a fun time.

Vote for Beto for the schadenfreude.

[dabblingindissent]

[ubiquitousdevil]

Beto is fucking BEHIND!!! Get out there and VOTE!!!

[kropotkhristian-deactivated2019]

Last I checked, Beto is behind by like 4%. That is already huge for a Democrat in Texas by my understanding, and that is only polling “likely” voters, which literally never includes young people. If people our age turn up to vote, it would definitely swing the election massively towards Beto. 

Texans, please do it. For me.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

if texas goes blue i will LITERALLY SMASH A WALL WITH A FORK AND EAT THE PLASTER OUT OF GLEE do it for me

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

can we make "powerwashing the shrubbery" an official euphemism for you-know-what?

what’s you-know-what?

[noobgod-blog1]

Ya know... Powerwashing the shrubbery ;)

[macgregor13mathers-deactivated2]

Most so-called Hollywood Elites didn’t have their daddy’s giving them millions of dollars every year.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

are you on speaking terms with Cthulhu perchance?

no our breakup was NOT amicable 

[modernsuperhero]

so cthulu’s single?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

back off bitch

[wintersummer--3232]

I NEARLY CHOKED ON MY FOOD

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Gaud, I don't think you realize the fact that you are literally making a cult right here. Like seriously it's scary.

no i realize it

[noobgod-blog1]

I’m a member.

Giggity

[dorseygarbutt]

Who isnt?

[noobgod-blog1]

Not sure, but we can find them

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Gaud, I don't think you realize the fact that you are literally making a cult right here. Like seriously it's scary.

no i realize it

[noobgod-blog1]

I'm a member.

Giggity

[noobgod-blog1]

Someone tell Gaud how much I love them. Pepto and all.

[noobgod-blog1]

Literally reblogging exclusively from Gaud until they know.

[noobgod-blog1]

Someone tell Gaud how much I love them. Pepto and all.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

It’s Time

[toneewaves-deactivated20190109]

Boys and girls of every age Wouldn’t you like to see something strange?

[chaosgameingkoi]

Come with us and you will see.

This our town of Helloween.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

[tomanto-the-friendly-nb]

THIS IS HALLOWEEN THIS IS HALLOWEEN

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

[dick-cheneys-dick]

HALLOWEEN

HALLOWEEN 

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

[wolfy-gecko]

Halloween

Halloween

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

[chaosgameingkoi]

How many of these do you have up your sleeve?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

[fxckashlyn-blog]

I’m genuinely crying, please

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

[noobgod-blog1]

Fun fact, Gaud has Mary Poppins sleeves

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

@macaroniguardian submitted this and owes everyone an apology

[magicalgirlpropaganda]

Planning your stories is never serious its just

[noobgod-blog1]

Only 2 notes at thr time of this reblog. I'm so ashamed of tumblr

[imagineyouricon]

Imagine your icon standing in the doorway to your room in the middle of the night

[crayyola-deactivated20220827]

[magicalgirlpropaganda]

YES

[noobgod-blog1]

Someone plz draw my Gaud in this scenario