the man of noodles

i’m probably gay based on the way ive walked and talked for 19 years

[noodleman19]

did i forget this account existed? perhaps

does it matter? no. time means nothing

[noodleman19]

what’s up fuckers i’m still kicking

[noodleman19]

when someone asks you if you’re okay and all you can do is just sit there in silence because wow i haven’t taken my meds in three days as a pathetic attempt to feel something for once and i haven’t been eating again and im behind in my schoolwork and im so desperately lonely that i’m reading self-insert fanfics just so i can feel like someone cares about me

but anyway yeah i’m fine lol what made you think i wasn’t? go ahead, ask for my opinion on your nsfw instagram post! all i care about is what you think of me!!! :)))))

[noodleman19]

i love you, i think as you tell me about Dungeons and Dragons lore. i have no idea what you’re talking about but your eyes light up and i feel your happiness in my heart.

i love you, i think as you talk about where you want to live after college. we’re only kids, but someday, someday.

i love you, i think as you text me at 1am because you can’t sleep. you send me poetry without even meaning to; your words are rich and vibrant, much warmer than this cold december night.

i love you, i think, and i hope someday i will be brave enough to say it out loud.

[noodleman19]

remember this? Love is dead I hate everything

[noodleman19]

is anyone else genuinely terrified of love and commitments because your parents didn’t have a good relationship and now you don’t know anything other than divorce and sadness and even when you do have a crush on someone all you can see are the thousands of ways it could go wrong and there’s no happy endings? no? just me? ok

[noodleman19]

my friends: *show genuine concern and love for me*

me: u want,, some john mulaney gifs as a defense mechanism because i’ve been trained to never let anyone care about me and any act of love makes me wildly uncomfortable? you GET john mulaney gifs!

[noodleman19]

me: i want a long-term romantic relationship! i want to move in with someone and get married and buy a house together!!

also me: *pushes away literally anyone who gets even remotely close to me*

[noodleman19]

a single tollhouse ice cream sandwich at 11pm counts as dinner right

[noodleman19]

being bi and an introvert is having a crush on every nerdy guy on tv and then that one girl from the gas station with flawless eyeliner

[noodleman19]

the irony about this post is that less than a month later i started dating someone and now it’s official so uhhhhh love is out there yall

[noodleman19]

me, lamenting aloud: it doesn’t feel like christmas this year

every adult in the vicinity: It’s Called Getting Older :)))))))))

[noodleman19]

i’ve been happier since i met you

[noodleman19]

i love you, i think as you tell me about Dungeons and Dragons lore. i have no idea what you’re talking about but your eyes light up and i feel your happiness in my heart.

i love you, i think as you talk about where you want to live after college. we’re only kids, but someday, someday.

i love you, i think as you text me at 1am because you can’t sleep. you send me poetry without even meaning to; your words are rich and vibrant, much warmer than this cold december night.

i love you, i think, and i hope someday i will be brave enough to say it out loud.

[noodleman19]

i want to dance in the kitchen with you while the chocolate chip cookies we made together bake in the oven

[noodleman19]

one of my favorite things about masks is that no one can see me smiling like an idiot at my phone

[noodleman19]

i’m gonna get a tattoo of yosemite sam on my ass

[noodleman19]

y’all ever just rush into things because you’re just a touch starved gay and holy fuck someone likes you and now you want to know everything about them but you can’t tell them this because they’d freak out because you’re moving too fast

couldnt be me lmao

[noodleman19]

buying a bunch of junk food from the dollar store and stress eating it all in one night is a personality trait