You know what's fun? Alcohol.

i'm tumblr famous on the inside where it counts.

[noonecanresistmyhothotjam]

just got on tumblr for the first time in months and have absolutely no idea what's going on

[jokeboy-deactivated20260221]

pro tip

pull the anal beads out like u launching a beyblade

[slimetony]

Don’t do that please for the love of god

[phaeton44]

let it rip

[ly0nheart1]

Something will rip.

[joshpeck]

this is so funny & pure

[thatsthat24]

she is goals

[byrongraffiti]

I watched this like 50 times today lmfao

[myulteriormotive-deactivated201]

[keithsweatshop]

get this away from me

[healingisneeded]

im fucking crying

[hungwy]

i dont know what to do i never thought penguins were that small this is too much for me

[yeah-yeah-beebiss-1]

to give you some perspective, this is a male emperor penguin, the biggest species (all the others are like two thirds of this one’s height or less)

[imjustkt-deactivated20180524]

Wait… How big did you think they were??

[hungwy]

[tokuisora-deactivated20200814]

[smatter-deactivated20220909]

WHAT

[slothblog]

me: i love amy dunne

someone: she literally killed someone in the process of framing her husband for her own murder and tried to get him killed via death penalty

me: okay but…he cheated on her 

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

me as detective

me: victim is 6'1"., his body..Has already turned into a ghost….. police officer: sir. that’s just a sheet we covered the body with

[vine-blog]

Fre Sha Voca Do Where Are You?

[everysinglefrog-deactivated2018]

@freakingducksauce

[weloveshortvideos]

marleen still can’t even take a compliment

[xekstrin]

#why is this child funnier than I am

[famousrecord]

😂😂😂😂😂 “White chicks in the summer ☀️”

[tobeagenius]

❝ Everything we do, every thought we’ve ever had, is produced by the human brain. But exactly how it operates remains one of the biggest unsolved mysteries, and it seems the more we probe its secrets, the more surprises we find. ❞

[dreamingofdoctorwho]

There is a gofundme for Kesha– so it would be great if you guys could reblog this to get the word out if you can’t donate yourself. There’s a FAQ on the gofundme itself so go there and look before you ask me any questions.

I am not affiliated with the creator of the gofundme, but I am all for it. 

Here’s the link to that gofundme

[ughmisogyny-blog]

@effyeahequality – thought you’d like to share this with your followers!

[evilspice]

ok,I WANT ALL MY TEXT POSTS 2 BE IN THE STYLE OF CHER’s twts.There should be an App For This👻,Maybe I Should Make 1⁉️ Would B Good Idea👏Soon I

[noonecanresistmyhothotjam]

bruce springsteen was here last night and it reminded me of the time my mom sent me to my room because i said i didn't like bruce springsteen