Carry On Wayward Son

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Simon, jumping out of a closet: BOO!

Baz:

Simon:

Baz:

Simon: :(

Baz: Ah you scared me

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*doing laundry*

Baz: so you always separate your lights from your darks

Simon: that’s racist

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Simon: *runs into the room panicked*

Baz: what’s wrong? What happened?

Simon: nobody died

Baz: What kind of answer is that?!

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Simon: pardon my French, but you’re being a douchbaguette

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Simon: so how did he die?

Baz: natural causes

Penny: you pushed him off the fucking roof

Baz: gravity is natural

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Simon: I’m amazing at stealth

Penny: you just kill everything you see

Simon: well they can’t see me if they’re dead

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Baz: *screams*

Simon: *screams louder to establish dominance*

Agatha: should we do something?

Penny: no I want to see how this plays out

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Simon: oh fiddlesticks! that really ruffles my feathers

Baz: PLEASE JUST SAY FUCK

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Baz: I have a question

Simon: shoot

Baz: *shoots the ceiling*

Baz: can I ask the question now?

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Baz: I prefer dark humor

Simon: *turns off the lights*

Simon: you want to hear a joke?

Baz: i love you

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Simon: fist me

Baz, panicked: I— what the fuck

Simon: *holds out his fist for a fist bump*

Baz:

Baz: oh, right, yeah, god, okay, Jesus fucking Christ

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Simon: *walking around, six hours after visiting the aquarium, with his head down, disappointed*

Baz: What did you think a tiger shark was, Simon?

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Penny: *spills milkshake on table*

Simon: hurry, sip it up with the straw before it goes anywhere else

Penny: ew no, I’ll just clean it up with a napkin

Simon: don’t waste food when children in Africa are starving

Penny: well, then you pay for the postage if you want to send this off to another continent

[kiisaes]

Carry On halloween icon set! feel free to use, just credit me if you do :)

i just really wanted to draw more halloween icons lol

[noonesseducingavampire]

The mage: What are you kids trying to do?! the three of you have detention for riding that motorcycle!

Baz: three of us? Oh fuck, we lost Simon

[baziltonbitch]

simon: [angrily looking at baz] i hate him when he’s doing this.

penny: doing what?

simon: charming.

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Penny: just try telling him “you’re beautiful”

Simon: ok

*later that day*

Simon: Baz, I’m beautiful.

Penny: *sighs*

[simxnbxz]

He’s not wrong

[ask-penny-bunce]

Baz, swooning: yeah you are

[noonesseducingavampire]

Best possible addition