Synopsis: Which JJK boys are good to gossip with?
Warnings: maybe ooc idc im having fun while im writing tbftpbr part three :D
✮ He’s such a sweet, kind boy. Always sees the best in people. He doesn’t listen to rumours, and has never been one to bad mouth people. But some things really piss him off. Rudeness, genuinely just mean, inconsiderate people who ruin other’s days for no good reason. He hates that.
✮ So, when given the chance, this boy is going OFF about it. In your dorm, you’re doing your makeup, studying, watching a movie, and he suddenly just starts yapping.
✮ Alway’s starts off with an ‘I’m sorry, but-“
✮ “Like, I’m sorry, but literally who even says that to a person?! Like, it’s so rude-“
✮ Big believer in not insulting what people can’t control, so he’s not commenting on looks or financial situations (like calling someone broke) but he’s absolutely tearing apart their words and actions.
✮ “I just dunno what kinda person even thinks of doing that? It’s so mean and weird-“
✮ If he says something a little too mean he feels kind of bad about it, and back tracks. “Waitwait- No, that wasn’t cool of me. But my point still stands, right?” and you’re just nodding like “You’re so right, babe.”
✮ When YOU have gossip? He’s all ears, but you definitely have to remind him of who’s who I fear.
✮ “And then Amy’s boyfriend started flirting with this other girl, literally while she was in the same room-“
“Who’s her boyfriend again?”
“Greasy hair, dirty fingernails?”
“Ohhhh!! That guy! Yeah, I remember!!”
“So anyway, he was flirting with this other girl for like twenty minutes until Amy finally noticed-“
“Babe… I forget who Amy is.”
✮ He may not have a good memory! But this boy is a diva, so interactive and lets you know he’s listening with dramatic gasps and ‘No way!’s and ‘Really?’s.
✮ Absolutely a boyfriend who forgets to ask for details.
“But yeah. Long story short, he cheated on her.”
“Okay, well when? Was it just a fling or was it like, a whole other relationship on the side.”
✮ Prime gossip time is late at night with snacks and a forgotten movie. Especially if you’ve just gotten a text from a friend about something juicy, then you’re slapping his shoulder going ‘Baby! Baby! Guess what just happened-‘ and he’s ALL in because gf gossip is better than a movie
✮ A hater. A bitch. A shit talker. But he’s classy about it. He conducts himself with SOME decorum, at least.
✮ He doesn’t make gossip his whole personality, he doesn’t rush to tell you something, which means sometimes he brings stuff up two weeks after it actually fucking happened, but at least he’s telling you.
✮ Genuinely surprisingly sassy and his insults are devastating. Could destroy bloodlines. I’d genuinely rather give him my first born than give him the opportunity to insult me.
✮ He gets silently ticked off until he just comes out with it, zero context.
✮ “I don’t even know who the fuck he thinks he is. With that sorry excuse of a moustache he’s growing out too-“
✮ Eventually you just have to learn who he’s talking about without context. So in your mind you have everyone he slanders under little nicknames because he barely uses their real ones.
‘Donkey Laugh is the pretentious barista who judges his order every single time.’
‘Cheap cologne but tells everyone he wears Dior Savauge is that one guy from his middle school who made fun of Megumi’s hair once.’
And that’s how you remember.
✮ When you tell him the juicy little stories you have, he tries so hard to pretend he’s above it. Responds in grunts and ‘Oh?’s until you A) Tell him something someone did to YOU, then he’s mad or B) Tell him something especially shocking that ruins his nonchalantness.
✮ ‘And after all of that she told me I was ‘whiney’ and said she doesn’t know how you put up with me :(‘
✮ ‘She said that to YOU?’
✮ Opposite of Yuuji, he remembers EVERYTHING, and he lets you know too.
✮ “You remember Emily, right?”
“That girl who got with her best friend’s ex like a week after they broke up? Yeah. What’d she do this time?”
“Okay, so, turns out she was actually with her best friend’s ex while they were still together. Like cheating, can you believe it?”
✮ Prime gossip time is when you both get bored of studying. You’re mid chemistry study session, you can tell you’re both getting bored so you ease into the gossip, just to make it seem like you haven’t entirely given up on your flash cards yet.
✮ “So… Yuuta and Maki. They seem close… right?”
“Yeah… wonder what’s up with that?..”
“Okay so when are they gonna finally start dating because I’m losing my mind waiting-“
“I think Yuuta’s just a pussy when it comes to her.”
✮ Do not let his silence fool you. He’s a little bitch and a D1 hater. You think he’s all sunshine and rainbows because he takes care of the flowers (my shayla)??? WRONG. He’s a cutie, he’s sweet and he’s helpful, but if he could talk he’d absolutely be a little shit stirrer.
✮ If someone is being weird in front of you guys, doing something a little odd or bitchy, being rude or obnoxious, he’s tapping your shoulder and pointing to your phone, silently saying ‘look at what I just texted you.’
‘bro thinks he’s timmy tough knuckles😭🥀’
‘ik this girl isn’t talking about being cringe when she was a dream stan two years ago.’
‘this guy looks like if mayonnaise was a person what the helly’
Also has a reaction pic for every single possible scenario.
✮ He’s so funny, I just know it.
✮ He doesn’t just talk about drama, Inumaki Toge is the drama. He started a school GC for the first and second years and gives periodic updates on gossip, purposely says shit he knows is gonna make Megumi tear his hair out, and (along with Panda) drops the most OBVIOUS hints about Yuuta liking Maki purely because it’s funny to see Yuuta panic.
✮ When you’re alone I think he’s very good at communicating through facial expressions, they’re never cartoonishly dramatic, but he wants to let you know he’s actually following along without needing to constantly be texting you replies.
✮ Prime gossip time is basically whenever, if someone thinks he’s texting you about them (even in a group setting) you can easily make an excuse and say he was asking you about homework, but he doesn’t really worry about getting caught because this man lives for shits and giggles.
✮ Does not gossip himself, intentionally. He just has a blabber mouth, accidentally spills secrets to you he was not meant to tell anyone. But you’re his girlfriend so does it really count?
✮ This results in you begging for the rest of the story, and since he already told you, well why not!?
“Wait- Oh God, I wasn’t meant to tell anyone that.”
“C’mon! You may as well tell me nowwww!”
“I… Okay fine, but you can’t tell anyone else!”
✮ Big believer in Yuuta x mean girl so that’s what I’m going with here.
✮ Supports all your rights and wrongs, like ‘Go you, baby!’ even if you’re taking the insults too far but no one else is around to hear you so it’s fine… isn’t it?
✮ You ramble when you gossip, absolutely no room for any of his commentary so he’s just gasping, making interested faces and going ‘mhm?’.
✮ Gets details because he knows you’ll freak out if he only gives you like 10% of the story.
“Dude, I dunno, we just weren’t working out.”
“Oh, I’m sorry… So, why weren’t you working out?”
He will not stop until he gets details simply because he refuses to come to you empty handed.
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