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@bleedingheart-bat
[ W E L C O M E ]
"Hn. Hello."
Real Name. "..." [UNKNOWN]
Known Aliases. "Batman."
Status. "Vigilante."
Location. "Gotham City."
Number of Children. "....." [UNKNOWN E R R O R]
[ O O C ]
[ This version of Bruce will not be canon compliant; There will be children here that are not featured in canon. List and other lore below]
Red Hood found... a child.
His name is Daniel and he loves rats. His favorite color is yellow because his mom had a garden of yellow flowers. He's eleven years old and his favorite blanket that we've given him is worn with a lot of yellow patches. Parents are deceased.
We're working to find him a safe adoptive home.
WHERE'S BATMAN
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE OUT ON PATROL. OKAY. WHAT THE HELL.
Snrk
...I have no regrets.
Hey Mothstrike.
A few of my elder children have set up a board game in the living room and my youngest daughter wanted to invite you :)
~@bleedingheart-bat
Oh cool! I'll be there in five :D
:)
Is there a board game you want to recommend? We're open to suggestions. Anything but monopoly.
Life!! It's been a while since I last played it :]
I'll get it set up, come whenever you're ready kiddo.
Hey Mothstrike.
A few of my elder children have set up a board game in the living room and my youngest daughter wanted to invite you :)
~@bleedingheart-bat
Oh cool! I'll be there in five :D
:)
Is there a board game you want to recommend? We're open to suggestions. Anything but monopoly.
should probably start posting my commissions LOL, super cute batfamily sleep pile commission for @/upt0thestars!! :)
...
......
*Cries internally and saves it because his babies love each other so much*
Okay but imagine little nine-year-old Dick, probably not much more than a year or so after his parents died, the first father's day since the anniversary, tentatively coming up to Bruce in the batcave as he was working on something. Bruce notices him, takes note of how nervous he is, and asks what's wrong.
"This is for you," Dick says, barely above a whisper, as he holds out a small, wrapped box.
Bruce takes it and opens it, and inside is your fairly typical wristwatch or tie. Nothing special besides the fact that the kids mentions "Alfred helped me pick it out. It's for father's day."
Warmth engulfs Bruce's heart as he in turn engulfs Dick in a hug, whispering thanks and patting the kid on the head.
Whenever he has an event he doesn't want to go to, Bruce wears that tie or watch to take Dick with him, even if he's all grown up. He also wears it at dinner every father's day.
HIIII!! Okay, okay, so, is it possible to drink the juice thats in a pitcher plant??
Idc if it is or isnt, I wanna try it anyways, CAN I, ik you have got to have some sorta pitcher plants on hand if youre a plant lady right, please please can I 🥺
- @i-will-eat-ur-toothpaste
That is a terrible idea. Unfortunately I cannot help you in this experiment of yours because Batman would throw me back in Arkham…
However if you were to go to the main park next to the old Lex Corp building there may be some pitcher plants waiting. Just do not hurt them and be gentle. Otherwise I will get them to eat you.
I didn’t do anything wrong.
...I will admit, this is very amusing. I'll let you do this for now. Update me with the results, thank you Ivy. 0
The thing about kids is that they’re so little
(hello hello. so. basically. my Peter is adopted by Tony Stark no? but apparently he gives off so much of an orphan vibe he ends up getting adopted by Bruce. so. can you be my Peter's dad. K thx.)
- @spideringoth4m / @petercanparkacar
// Exilir. It's me. It's K lol. Check my pinned, I updated with this blog two days ago.
That being said of course lmboo.
I just flipped a coin on whether I should do a funny and see how long it took you to realize and just fessing up. Was slightly disappointed XD
IM BLIND FRICKKKKKK.
i cannot recongizr
i domb
// BAHAHAHAHAAAA
But yeah thanks totally. This B can be your Peter's dad XD
(hello hello. so. basically. my Peter is adopted by Tony Stark no? but apparently he gives off so much of an orphan vibe he ends up getting adopted by Bruce. so. can you be my Peter's dad. K thx.)
- @spideringoth4m / @petercanparkacar
// Exilir. It's me. It's K lol. Check my pinned, I updated with this blog two days ago.
That being said of course lmboo.
I just flipped a coin on whether I should do a funny and see how long it took you to realize and just fessing up. Was slightly disappointed XD
Since everyone seems to want me to get adopted by Batman and/or become part of his gaggle of vigilantes...
Should I get Batman to adopt me?
Yes
No
I don't care/Results
I'm sincerely hoping nobody says yes
WOW. OKAY. IF YOU GUYS WANT ME TO BE ADOPTED SO BAD YOU CAN GET HIM TO ADOPT ME. I'M NOT ASKING.
Hn...
One of my children told me about you.
Welcome in.
Since everyone seems to want me to get adopted by Batman and/or become part of his gaggle of vigilantes...
Should I get Batman to adopt me?
Yes
No
I don't care/Results
I'm sincerely hoping nobody says yes
WOW. OKAY. IF YOU GUYS WANT ME TO BE ADOPTED SO BAD YOU CAN GET HIM TO ADOPT ME. I'M NOT ASKING.
Hn...
One of my children told me about you.
Welcome in.
B? B? Where are you? You were supposed to come save me?
Tim? Where are you? Sweet boy I'm looking for you, I promise that I'm coming.
dad? B! please hurry- I'm scared, everything hurts. Batman? he-HAHAHA.
I- I'm coming, please, please wait for me Timmy. Where are you?
I don't know. It's dark, maybe a warehouse. I was near- hahahaha- ow- sorry. I was near the docks when Harley got me us.
I'll find you Tim.
okay... I trust you. HAHA We can't trust anyone, god forbid the Bat! Daddy Mister J told us so!
The joker is a liar. He is not your father Tim. I'm looking as fast as I can but I don't know where you are.
But- He said he was- I don't know who to trust. It hurts so bad. Don't leave me here. B? I'm definitely near the docks. I can hear water. I think we're in Penguin's territory.
Near the docks....
...
Tim we know where you are. Is the joker there? I'm coming for you lad.
He's gone, for now... I don't know where he went. Him and mom Harley got in a fight. HAHAHAH- ouch. Get here soon, please. I'm scared he'll come back. I can't take anymore.
Tim. I'm outside the building. When I come in, I need you to shout so I know where you are. Can you do that? Get away from any windows now if you can, I don't want to hurt you.
I'm tied down, B. I can't move- But I'm not near a window. I'll be okay. I can yell- I think- heh.
I heard something
B? B? Is that you? I'm in here!
I see you. Oh god.
Everything hurts, B. Where are you? I can't see anything.
I'm- I'm right here sweet boy. How bad did- What hurts most? Is there anything you know that I need to deal with right now?
My head... He shocked me so many times, my vision is swimming. And these restraints-hahA ...There's so much blood, is it mine?
I... Close your eyes Tim, tell me if I'm hurting you. I need to pick you up alright?
No! Don't touch me! HA- you'll only hurt us! JJ- Please. We can trust him. Okay... that's alright.
.... Alright. I'm going to cut the ropes first, please don't panic when you see the batrang. I promise I'd never hurt you sweet boy.
I know, B. It's okay. Nothing is okay! Nothing! Stay away- hahaHAHA.
Alright... Tell me if this hurts, I'll try to make it painless. We're going home, alright lad?
Ouch- It hurts little. It was worse with him Home? Where- I can't remember home?
....
.......
Home. Do you remember the Manor Timmy? Remember your room? Do you remember Alfred, Dick, Cassie...?
...
heh-
The manor? Wasn't there a dog... Ace! I remember Ace. And Alfie...
Is Alfie mad at me? I didn't mean to- HAHA- ow.
Yes Timmy, Ace is waiting for you at home...
Alfred loves you lad, he's not angry with you. Try to relax... I don't want you to hurt yourself.
Oh... Tell Alfie I love him too.
You're warm... B was always this warm. I'm relaxed- heh- I just want to get out of here.
Would you like to tell him yourself when we get home?
We're going sweet lad.
I... I can do that. Ace too.
Thank you- HA. JJ stop. I'm just going to close my eyes for a second, until we get home...
Ace too, sweet boy.
Of course, Tim.
.....
You're so... cold....
...
Don't fall asleep. Don't fall asleep. Don't fall asleep.
Is Mister Jay gone? heh- Why did he leave me?
Oh lad, you can sleep if you're tired. No one will hurt you now.
Yes, he's gone. And soon he will not be coming back.
Can I... would you like me to wrap you in my cape so you're not so cold?
Not safe. Not safe. Not safe.
But- He promised he wouldn't leave. HA!
I... Yes, please. It's so cold.
No Timmy, you're safe.
The joker is a liar. You won't have to see him again.
Of course sweetheart, is that better?
Yes, it is. Thank you, B.
HAHAHAHA! Make him stop- Make him stop!
Promise I don't have to see him?
.... I promise. Never again Tim.
Could you please.... stop laughing?
Can’t. It hurts too much to stop, and it hurts to laugh. He did it.
No, hehe, you can’t make me!
I’m sorry, I can’t stop him. It hurts-
Okay, it's okay lad. Try to rest, please...
I.. I’ll try. Stay with me us, please?
Of course Tim.
...
Sleep well.
Firm believer that most of Bruce’s nicknames actually came from his parents. His mother called his Brucie more than his actual name, usually only calling him Bruce when he was in trouble
His father called him B. The nickname was technically Bee, though over the years people thought it was B and just said that
Martha almost exclusively called him 'Brucie' and if it wasn't for the birth announcement 95% of Gotham would've thought that was his name.
When Bruce was still learning to talk he would sit in Thomas' lap and in peals of laughter as they just said 'B' to each other over and over.
And for whatever reason, someone gets to see that. Ghosts of memories inside the manor, of young laughter and overlapping calls of 'Brucie!' 'B!' until it's the only sound they can hear.
They can't help but cry when they get back and see Bruce being pulled in every direction by those same calls, because Bruce lost everything, and somehow still has traces of the people who loved him most in his everyday life.
martha, thomas, and their baby boy
B? B? Where are you? You were supposed to come save me?
Tim? Where are you? Sweet boy I'm looking for you, I promise that I'm coming.
dad? B! please hurry- I'm scared, everything hurts. Batman? he-HAHAHA.
I- I'm coming, please, please wait for me Timmy. Where are you?
I don't know. It's dark, maybe a warehouse. I was near- hahahaha- ow- sorry. I was near the docks when Harley got me us.
I'll find you Tim.
okay... I trust you. HAHA We can't trust anyone, god forbid the Bat! Daddy Mister J told us so!
The joker is a liar. He is not your father Tim. I'm looking as fast as I can but I don't know where you are.
But- He said he was- I don't know who to trust. It hurts so bad. Don't leave me here. B? I'm definitely near the docks. I can hear water. I think we're in Penguin's territory.
Near the docks....
...
Tim we know where you are. Is the joker there? I'm coming for you lad.
He's gone, for now... I don't know where he went. Him and mom Harley got in a fight. HAHAHAH- ouch. Get here soon, please. I'm scared he'll come back. I can't take anymore.
Tim. I'm outside the building. When I come in, I need you to shout so I know where you are. Can you do that? Get away from any windows now if you can, I don't want to hurt you.
I'm tied down, B. I can't move- But I'm not near a window. I'll be okay. I can yell- I think- heh.
I heard something
B? B? Is that you? I'm in here!
I see you. Oh god.
Everything hurts, B. Where are you? I can't see anything.
I'm- I'm right here sweet boy. How bad did- What hurts most? Is there anything you know that I need to deal with right now?
My head... He shocked me so many times, my vision is swimming. And these restraints-hahA ...There's so much blood, is it mine?
I... Close your eyes Tim, tell me if I'm hurting you. I need to pick you up alright?
No! Don't touch me! HA- you'll only hurt us! JJ- Please. We can trust him. Okay... that's alright.
.... Alright. I'm going to cut the ropes first, please don't panic when you see the batrang. I promise I'd never hurt you sweet boy.
I know, B. It's okay. Nothing is okay! Nothing! Stay away- hahaHAHA.
Alright... Tell me if this hurts, I'll try to make it painless. We're going home, alright lad?
Ouch- It hurts little. It was worse with him Home? Where- I can't remember home?
....
.......
Home. Do you remember the Manor Timmy? Remember your room? Do you remember Alfred, Dick, Cassie...?
...
heh-
The manor? Wasn't there a dog... Ace! I remember Ace. And Alfie...
Is Alfie mad at me? I didn't mean to- HAHA- ow.
Yes Timmy, Ace is waiting for you at home...
Alfred loves you lad, he's not angry with you. Try to relax... I don't want you to hurt yourself.
Oh... Tell Alfie I love him too.
You're warm... B was always this warm. I'm relaxed- heh- I just want to get out of here.
Would you like to tell him yourself when we get home?
We're going sweet lad.
I... I can do that. Ace too.
Thank you- HA. JJ stop. I'm just going to close my eyes for a second, until we get home...
Ace too, sweet boy.
Of course, Tim.
.....
You're so... cold....
...
Don't fall asleep. Don't fall asleep. Don't fall asleep.
Is Mister Jay gone? heh- Why did he leave me?
Oh lad, you can sleep if you're tired. No one will hurt you now.
Yes, he's gone. And soon he will not be coming back.
Can I... would you like me to wrap you in my cape so you're not so cold?
Not safe. Not safe. Not safe.
But- He promised he wouldn't leave. HA!
I... Yes, please. It's so cold.
No Timmy, you're safe.
The joker is a liar. You won't have to see him again.
Of course sweetheart, is that better?
Yes, it is. Thank you, B.
HAHAHAHA! Make him stop- Make him stop!
Promise I don't have to see him?
.... I promise. Never again Tim.
Could you please.... stop laughing?
Can’t. It hurts too much to stop, and it hurts to laugh. He did it.
No, hehe, you can’t make me!
I’m sorry, I can’t stop him. It hurts-
Okay, it's okay lad. Try to rest, please...
